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Trump Presidency Ends Like an Episode Out of “Veep” with Rudy Giuliani Press Conference Between Porn Shop and Crematorium

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It wasn’t enough, as Julia Louis-Dreyfus said recently, that Donald Trump stole all the seasons of the satirical TV show “Veep” for his presidency.

It wasn’t enough that Rudy Giuliani embarrassed himself by being caught with his pants open in the sequel to “Borat.”

The two things converged on Saturday morning when Rudy called a press conference in Philadelphia with Trump’s legal team to announce their plans to stop the election. The invitation was to something called Four Seasons, but not the fancy hotel. It was Four Seasons Landscaping.

Trump himself Tweeted out a correction that it was the landscaping company, which provoked titters on Twitter from locals who wondered what was going on. Clearly, someone had booked the wrong Four Seasons. Did Trump not realize the strange locale? Or was he on the golf course and Kayleigh McEnemy or another lackey Tweet it out?

Well, they proceeded anyway, at the exact moment that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were proclaimed winners of the election. The pictures from the event are classic. Four Seasons Landscaping is an anonymous brick warehouse building with a broken window. It’s set between Fantasy Island, a porn shop, and a crematorium.

Only the staff of Selina Meyer from “Veep” could have made this mistake. That this was supposed to be a press conference for the sitting actual real life President of the United States says it all. You don’t need a laugh track when you watch the video below.

And thus we have the real finale of “Veep.” Someone tell Julia, and David Mandel.

 

 

Happy 77th Birthday, Joni Mitchell! (And What a Birthday Gift!) Celebrating a Great Life and Career

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What a birthday gift Joni Mitchell got today. One of our great artists celebrates her 77th birthday today. It’s been a great life and a great career. She’s been so influential and given us such happiness, we can only send her our best wishes for terrific health and well being for years to come.

Joni’s gift to us, of course, is her new collection of archival material on Rhino. You shouldn’t miss it. I listened to it on Spotify but you must have the CDs and the book to dig down deep. So many great versions of “Both Sides Now”! And the the next box will be the home run!

 

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Happy Birthday to the magical mystical maven, @jonimitchell. We adore you! 💖

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Forget about Donald: What Will Happen to Melania and Barron? A Return to Eating Diamonds? Divorce?

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Donald Trump” His post-White House life will likely be in Florida, his new “home” since leaving New York. He’s not welcome in New York, and he knows it. In Bedminster, NJ or at Mar-a-Lago he can carry on his evil schemes.

But what about Melania and Barron? Most of the time they live in Bedminster, except when called upon for a photo op.  Baron goes to school, allegedly, at St. Andrew’s Episcopal School now in Potomac, Maryland. But with the pandemic–caused by his father– he’s no doubt doing remote and home schooling. He certainly can’t go back to New York and Columbia Prep and Grammar, although the school does go through 12 th Grade. With reported learning disabilities, Barron wouldn’t flourish in Manhattan and certainly not back in Trump Tower. Before the presidency, he was reportedly living on a separate floor from his parents with Melania’s parents.

But the Trumps don’t live in Washington, so it seems like Barron’s time at St. Andrew’s is effectively over. Sources are telling me it’s likely Melania and Barron will move to Mar-a-lago and his schooling will resume there. He could stay on remote learning this year with St. Andrew’s, which would give Melania time to find a school down south. She’s proven to be self-centered and tone deaf in public matters, but so far she’s been an attentive mother who’s not going to let her son out of her sight.

In Central Florida’s The Villages People Keep Getting COVID and Dying But They Voted for Trump Anyway

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How stupid are the people of Central Florida? Pretty stupid. They voted overwhelmingly for Trump despite the fact that people there keep getting COVID and are dying every day. Isn’t this the problem with “middle America”? They’re thick in the head.

This is the November 6th report from Villages-News.com‘s Larry D. Croom, who keeps writing these stories to a mentally dim readership. This is why I stay away from Florida. PS Now Biden-Harris and Fauci are going to impose restrictions and put an end to this. And the stupid Villagers who voted for Trump will be saved, and claim Trump did it.

from the report:

Six more local residents have lost their battle with COVID-19 as new cases continue to mount in and around The Villages.

Two of the latest fatalities were in Lake County, one was in Sumter County and three were in Marion County. The only information provided by the Florida Department of Health was about the two Lake County victims, who were identified as an 84-year-old woman who tested positive Aug. 17 and an 87-year-old man who tested positive Sept. 29.

Thirty new COVID-19 cases were reported Friday in and around The Villages. Those include:

  • The Villages (Sumter, Lake and Marion counties) up five for a total of 867;
  • Leesburg up eight for a total of 1,502;
  • Wildwood up five for a total 477;
  • Summerfield up five for a total of 465;
  • Fruitland Park up four for a total of 208;
  • Lady Lake up one for a total of 397;
  • Oxford up one for a total of 152;
  • Lady Lake portion of Sumter County up one for a total of 46.

Sumter County is now reporting 3,047 cases – an increase of 21 from Thursday to Friday – among 1,724 men, 1,293 women, 13 non-residents and 17 people listed as unknown. A total of 224 cases have been reported in long-term care centers and 788 in correctional facilities. There have been 88 deaths and 298 people treated in area hospitals.

“Saturday Night Live” Braces for Possibly Highest Rated Show of All Time Tonight As Trump is Defeated

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What an incredible coincidence: the election is called for Joe Biden on a Saturday morning. And “Saturday Night Live” is live tonight with one of the best comedians in the world, Dave Chappelle, hosting. The Foo Fighters are the musical guest.

The show is bracing for its highest ratings maybe ever. Expect a raft of guest stars beginning with Alec Baldwin reprising his Emmy winning performance as Trump. This may also be one of his final swings at the bat.

Jim Carrey now gets elevated as Joe Biden. Even though his imitation hasn’t been a huge hit, tonight’s his chance to show off.

Expect Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton to congratulate Joe. We may also be coming to the end of McKinnon’s run on the show.

Maya Rudolph, of course, will be there as Kamala Harris. Rudolph has been a huge hit again on the show this year. Her performance last week as the Statue of Liberty singing “I’m Still Here” was Emmy worthy!

You can only imagine it must be hysteria backstage with just a few hours until dress rehearsal. Can’t wait!

 

Read the Statement from Clueless, Idiotic Donald Trump: Golfing Today, He Won’t Concede Election Despite Celebrations

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Donald Trump is golfing right now. He won’t concede the election without dragging us through the courts this week. He’s an idiot, a moron, self centered, only cares about himself. Not new. But this is over. He’s out. He’s a pariah for life.

Here’s his idiotic statement:

“We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this election is far from over. Joe Biden has not been certified as the winner of any states, let alone any of the highly contested states headed for mandatory recounts, or states where our campaign has valid and legitimate legal challenges that could determine the ultimate victor. In Pennsylvania, for example, our legal observers were not permitted meaningful access to watch the counting process. Legal votes decide who is president, not the news media.

“Beginning Monday, our campaign will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated. The American People are entitled to an honest election: that means counting all legal ballots, and not counting any illegal ballots. This is the only way to ensure the public has full confidence in our election. It remains shocking that the Biden campaign refuses to agree with this basic principle and wants ballots counted even if they are fraudulent, manufactured, or cast by ineligible or deceased voters. Only a party engaged in wrongdoing would unlawfully keep observers out of the count room – and then fight in court to block their access.

“So what is Biden hiding? I will not rest until the American People have the honest vote count they deserve and that Democracy demands.”

Barbra Streisand: “Honesty and Integrity Won Out!” Sings it For Everyone: “Happy Days Are Here Again!”

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This says it all:

Drudge Report Gives Trump Headline He Most Feared, Deserved and Earned After Four Years: “You’re Fired!”

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The Drudge Report has given Donald Trump the headline he most feared, deserved, and earned after four years:

“You’re fired!”

Drudge angered his far right followers after splitting with Trump more than a year ago. My guess is that Matt Drudge, who brought down Bill Clinton and maintained his conservative bent for the last 20 years, saw something in Trump that scared him: his basic cruelty and meanness.

And Drudge more than likely saw the stupidity. The Drudge Report is a political site, and Trump refused to be political or diplomatic. Instead of the Art of the Deal, Trump used a mallet to get what he wanted, which was almost always unpopular and against common sense. He was punitive. And now he’s gotten the ultimate punishment.

 

Election is Also a Renunciation of Trump Cronies: Rudy Giuliani, Jared, Ivanka, Don Junior Won’t Be Welcome Back in NYC

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The election of Joe Biden is not just a defeat for Donald Trump, the loser.

It’s also a renunciation of his cronies, liars, and thieves including Rudy Giuliani, Mike Pence, Kellyanne Conway, the newly infected Mark Meadows, Kayleigh McEnema, Donald Trump Jr, Jared and Ivanka, all of them.

What will happen to them? The Trumps will never be welcomed back to New York. They have no standing. There isn’t a restaurant they could walk into where they wouldn’t be booed. If the ’21 Club’ lets them, they’ll be ruined. People will walk of out of rooms they’re in.

And Jared? His real estate dealings will be scrutinized now under a microscope. There isn’t a move he can make without being noticed and examined thoroughly. The Trump Organization? Who will stay in a hotel with that name? Or set foot in a casino under that marquee?

The rest of them? Giuliani? LOL. What a miserable dolt. Same for him.

Fox News, NY Post, Murdoch Wave White Flags, Declare Victory for Biden, Defeat for Donald Trump!

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Fox News, the New York Post and Rupert Murdoch have accepted defeat. Donald Trump has lost. Joe Biden has won the Presidency.

Murdoch’s media has shilled for Trump for four years, ignoring facts, lying to its readers and viewers. And now they have to eat it. It’s a great moment.

Will they do what they did when Obama was elected? Back in 2009, Fox News– I was there and saw this– did everything they could to attack Obama as he entered the White House. The question is will they do this again to Biden? No one will listen! Just as a measure of the media, CNN has won the ratings every night this week over Fox. Even their viewers finally figured it out!