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DOA: Madonna, Sam Smith Disco Duet “Vulgar” Already Off iTunes After 6 Days, Streaming Dud, YouTube Flop

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Well, that was fast.

The much hyped duet single from “S&M” — Sam Smith and Madonna — has made the Hindenburg look like a small explosion in mid air.

“Vulgar” was released a week ago tonight. It immediately went up to the top 10 on iTunes. But in reality, it failed to launch at all. By Monday the single was languishing on the middle part of the chart.

Today, “Vulgar” is gone from the iTunes Top 200. Just, vanished. Dead on arrival.

On YouTube, there are two videos — lyric and visual. The total plays come to just over 1 million, which sounds like a lot but is actually nothing.

Over at Spotify, “Vulgar” was streamed 4 million times, which is also the equivalent of nothing. That’s the equivalent of around $12,000 in revenue. It’s also gone from Apple Music’s streaming chart.

So what went wrong? “Vulgar” wasn’t a song, It wasn’t a whole record thought out, and you could hear it. At two minutes, thirty two seconds, it was maybe the chorus or hook of what could have been a song but it had no substance. There was no ‘there’ there.

So nice try, Madonna and Sam Smith. They’ve burned their credibility. Unless, of course, they return with “Vulgar: The Long Version.” But the song wasn’t even vulgar. It was more like bulgur. (Not really but it sounded good.)

RIP Legendary Book Editor Robert Gottlieb, 92, Made His Career with “Catch-22,” Revered by Authors Ranging from John LeCarre to Lauren Bacall to Robert Caro

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I am sad to hear that Robert Gottlieb — Bob Gottlieb to those who knew him — has died at age 92. He was maybe the single most famous book editor of my time. When I worked at Random House in the early 80s, where he ran the Knopf imprint — his name was spoken in hushed tones.

Bob Gottlieb’s career breakthrough came at Simon & Schuster, where he edited and published Joseph Heller’s “Catch-22.” He was Heller’s editor from then on. Gottlieb’s list of authors was awe inspiring and included Toni Morrison, who worked at Random House as an editor, as well as Robert Caro, John le Carre, Doris Lessing, Michael Crichton, Chaim Potok, among others.

Gottlieb was not just a literary editor. He knew which celebrities would make for good memoirists. Among the autobiographies he was proud of, and became best sellers, were those by Lauren Bacall and Sidney Poitier.

When I was toiling at Ballantine Books in 1983 as a publicist, a novel was bought for paperback called “The Alleys of Eden” by Robert Olen Butler. I grabbed it as a project and met the author, who was working on a new novel but had no publisher or agent. Thanks to my friend Laurie Colwin, who was published by Knopf, I brought Butler to the famed agent Candida Donadio. She sold the new novel to Gottlieb instantly, and I wound up in his office to explain how all this happened. (Butler wound up winning the Pulitzer Prize down the line for another book. Gottlieb knew talent.)

Bob Gottlieb was erudite, incredibly well read, and brilliant. But he had his hobbies. I’ll never forget walking into his office at Knopf where he instructed me to sit in a chair that resembled a large hand, or catcher’s mitt. The office had shelves and shelves of plastic pocketbooks. Bob Gottlieb collected kitsch. His office was filled with it, all kinds of toys and baubles you would never expect to see at stuffy Alfred A. Knopf. We talked (I listened) as he showed me his walls of bestsellers and he told he his whole history. The moment is seared in my memory.

At the old Random House, before Conde Nast bought it, Gottlieb and Gordon Lish at Knopf, Joe Fox and Bob Loomis, these were the towering heroes, as well as Victoria Wilson and a few others. Knowing them was a remarkable thing for young people just entering the world. (Cork Smith was another at Viking, Elizabeth Sifton, too. Jim Howard at Norton was another.) You hear the word ‘storyteller’ thrown around now, but these people were the real storytellers. They shaped character and plot, and made words sing.

Rest in peace, Bob. It’s really the end of an era.

Scarlett Johansson Says She’d Like to Work with Tom Cruise: Maybe She’s Forgiven Him for Holding Her in the Scientology Centre for 8 Hours in 2005

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I see the terrific actress Scarlett Johansson had a surprising answer last night on the “Asteroid City” red carpet. Someone from the Hollywood Reporter asked her which actor she’d like to work with.

“Tom Cruise,” she replied with a big smile. Her answer is going viral.

Scarlett must be in a forgiving mood, or she has amnesia. In 2005, not long after Katie Holmes had turned up in Rome with Cruise, surprisingly, as his “girlfriend,” I ran into Scarlett and her then boyfriend, Josh Hartnett.

We were outside, backstage at the Live 8 concert in London’s Hyde Park. It was quite an event, and the VIP area was filled with celebrities. (That’s where I sat on lawn chairs with Bill Gates outside Sting’s dressing room.)

I bumped into Scarlett and Josh in the catering tent. Hartnet had recently dated Holmes a few months earlier. I asked him if he was surprised to hear about Katie surfacing in Rome with Cruise.

That’s when Scarlett told us that she’d been among the different women Cruise had interviewed for “Mission Impossible 3,” and maybe to be his wife or girlfriend. Scarlett told us that her “audition” took place at the Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Centre, where she was held for about eight hours. They put her through the whole routine — e-meters, and so on — plus the interview with Cruise.

Scarlett wasn’t alone. There were a bunch of actresses, like Holmes, who came in for “Mission Impossible 3.” Holmes was the only one stick around. The others included Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, and even Lindsay Lohan. Scarlett told us that she bolted. Of course, she had no intention of joining a cult.

I wrote about this in 2018. The original story was in my Fox411 column at Fox News. Curiously all mention of Scientology has been deleted from the Foxnews.com archives for 2005. (Roger Ailes capitulated to Scientology in 2008, but that’s another story.) Lawrence Wright also mentioned this in his book, “Going Clear” (although he didn’t credit me.)

Well, maybe it’s all water over the dam, or under the bridge. Scarlett is one of my favorite younger actresses, very smart, and she knows her own mind. A Johansson-Cruise pairing is not such a far fetched idea. Anyway, it was the perfect answer considering “Mission Impossible 7” is coming up soon and Tom is uber popular after “Top Gun: Maverick.”

Ratings: Laura Ingraham Has Become Fox’s Weakest Link: Beaten Soundly Last Night by Lawrence O’Donnell, Fox on the Ropes in Fight with MSNBC

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Last night was an interesting one in the MSNBC vs. Fox News ratings battle.

What’s becoming increasingly clear is that Laura Ingraham at 10pm is Fox’s weakest link.

Ingraham was beaten soundly last night by Lawrence O’Donnell. She had 1.9 million viewers. He had 2.4 million.

All night, with the Trump arrest and arraignment, MSNBC held its own with Fox but lost the 8pm and 9pm hours by a whisker. At 9pm, Alex Wagner ran 400,000 viewers behind Sean Hannity. (If Rachel Maddow had been on, she would have won without fail.)

At 8pm Chris Hayes on MSNBC lost to Fox by 100,000 viewers.

It’s Ingraham’s numbers, now consistently running behind O’Donnell, who’s dragging down the night.

Meantime, at 3pm– the witching hour when Trump had been in front of the magistrate — MSNBC prevailed over Fox by 600,000 viewers.

CNN? They’re struggling, even though these Trump indictment afternoons are bulking them up from an average of 600,000 per show to around 1.5 million.

SOS For Springsteen Protege Jesse Malin, Popular Indie Rocker, Paralyzed from a Spinal Stroke, Sweet Relief Fund Set Up

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Jesse Malin is a very popular indie rocker known to Bruce Springsteen fans as one of The Boss’s proteges.

Today it was revealed that last Malin, 56, suffered a spinal stroke and is now paralyzed.

According to Rolling Stone, Malin was performing a one year anniversary memorial tribute to musician and former bandmate Howie Pyro.

Malin, according to RS, “felt a burning pain in his lumbar region that slowly migrated down his hips, through his thighs, and into his heels. He collapsed onto the floor of the restaurant, unable to walk.”

“Everybody was standing above me like in Rosemary’s Baby, saying all these different things, and I was there not knowing what was going on with my body,” Malin told the magazine during a phone call from his room at an NYU rehab facility.

“This is the hardest six weeks that I’ve ever had,” Malin says. “I’m told that they don’t really understand it, and they’re not sure of the chances. The reports from the doctors have been tough, and there’s moments in the day where you want to cry, and where you’re scared. But I keep saying to myself that I can make this happen. I can recover my body.”

While I’ve no doubt Springsteen and other E Streeters have pitched in, a Sweet Relief Fund page has been set up for him here.

Fox News Calls President Biden a “Wannabe Dictator,” Mostly Ignores Trump Arrest, Arraignment, Indictment on Website

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FoxNews has its own derangement syndrome.

Even with declining ratings, the bogus network is sticking with Donald Trump.

Last night during Trump’s crazy post-arrest/arraignment rant, Fox ran a chyron labeling President Biden a “wannabe dictator.” Anyone who thinks crazy old coot Rupert Murdoch isn’t still pulling the string a la Logan Roy from “Succession” is wrong. This is Murdoch’s work through and through. What kind of whackadoodle so called news organization refers to the president of the US as a “wannabe dictator”? Unprofessional, to say the least.

On Foxnews.com right now, there is nary a mention of the fact that a former president was arrested and arraigned after yet another indictment. No, they’re busy going after country star Garth Brooks for putting Bud Light in his bar.

Fox News ratings are now becoming a distant second to those of MSNBC. On Monday night, Rachel Maddow’s 9pm show had 2.6 million viewers. Sean Hannity, chief fabricator for Fox, languished with 1.9 million. Lawrence O’Donnell trounced Laura Ingraham at 10pm. Murdoch doesn’t seem to care, or he’s getting ready to jettison Hannity or move him to the 8pm hour out of harm’s way.

PS Tip of the hat to CNN’s Oliver Darcy for posting the Fox screenshot.

Review: “The Flash” is a Hit, the DC Version of “Avengers Endgame” with Ezra Miller’s Double Knockout, Spectacular Effects, and Surprise Ending (Don’t Spoil)

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Ezra Miller — let’s face it — has been in the news a lot this last year, and for nothing good. Grooming, kidnapping, weird stuff. In the end, not much came of it, but Warner Bros. stuck by him/them because they’d invested so much in him as “The Flash.”

Now having seen “The Flash,” you might see that this guy could have cracked up a little. In a two and a half hour movie Miller is in just about every scene. Since Miller uses they/them pronouns it seems apt that ‘he’ actually plays ‘they’ or ‘them” since there are two Barry Allens in almost every scene, often just the two of them. It’s Barry Allen from “now” as an adult, and Barry as a teen existing at the same time. The amount of work to this done could only have been staggering.

The good news is that Miller is up to the task. They are a strong actor with still untapped potential. Miller rises to the occasion with aplomb. The Flash/Barry Allen in stereo is eminently watchable and carries the movie on his back.

Even with Barry/The Flash everywhere all at once, “The Flash” is kind of a “Batman” movie. The dark knight is a heavy presence, playing a sort of “Iron Man” to a younger Spider Man. It’s also for DC Comics Fans, the equivalent of “Avengers Endgame.” I loved it even when it went totally batshit (a word heard in the film, funny) crazy with a convoluted fight scene involving Supergirl (Sasha Calle) and General Zod (Michael Shannon) in their movie-within-a movie.

Not to give it away, but everyone is in this movie, even DC OG’s George Reeve and Adam West. You know Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton each play Batman. Keaton has a big juicy return from his original 90s movies. Gal Gadot buzzes in as Wonder Woman. Jeremy Irons returns as Alfred, Bruce Wayne’s butler (how I will always think of him). Nicolas Cage makes a cameo as a Superman who never existed, a nod to the film that was never made with him as the Man of Steel. Henry Cavill is seen in an illustration.

But then the last part of the film is flooded with cameos and clips that offer a lovely salute to the whole DC mishegos of the last 70 years. Director Andy Muschietti pulls off a clever coda and makes this lively, cheeky comic movie sentimental in the nicest way. You have to think that new DC chiefs James Gunn and Peter Safran influenced this as a way of saying goodbye to an era before they substantially change the company.

Warning to fan boys, girls, and others: don’t spoil the surprise at the end.

By the way, there’s really nice work from Ron Livingston and Maribel Verdu as Barry’s parents, and Kiersey Clemons as Iris West, Barry’s maybe girlfriend.

The movie isn’t all character and script, although I give Christina Hodson and Joby Harold a lot of credit for crisp dialogue – there’s a lot of talking — and landing this unwieldy enterprise safely on the ground. “The Flash” also boast some superior special effects, spectacular below the line production and art work, animations. VFX, all those credits that come at the end and you don’t know what they mean. These unheralded people are artisans.

Marvel Pushes Back Jonathan Majors Avengers Movies Each for a Year, Amazon Erases Actor from “Creed III” Page, New Hearing Tomorrow on Domestic Assault Charges

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There’s a lot of bad news for Jonathan Majors today as he awaits his next hearing tomorrow on domestic abuse charges.

Disney has moved back their two “Avengers” movies in which he was supposed to play the new villain, Kang. They won’t come out now until late 2026 and 2027.

Is Marvel (Disney) recasting? Or rewriting? Either may be the cause of the delays.

Majors remains in hot water, although presumed innocent at this point. He was arrested after a March 25th incident in New York in which his girlfriend claimed that he struck in her face with an open hand, causing a laceration behind her ear. The complaint was updated to say that the woman also sustained injuries to her arm and hand and that she was allegedly pushed into the side of a vehicle by Majors.

Meanwhile, “Creed III” has come to Amazon Prime and there’s no sign of Majors on the landing page. When you go to rent the movie you have no idea he’s the star of it!

It’s a mess, and it will get worse when we find out what Disney Searchlight is going to with Majors’ film “Magazine Dreams,” which they bought at Sundance for a lot of money. An Oscar campaign seems unlikely now.

Ratings Shock: HBO’s The Idol Dropped 42% in 2nd Week to Just 135K Viewers

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It doesn’t come as a total surprise. But HBOs The Idol dropped 42% in its second outing. The drama starring The The Weeknd and Lily Rose Depp fell to just 135,000 fans on the cable channel.

Earlier HBO claimed 800,000 viewers, down just 11%. But their calculations include private numbers from streaming. The real hard numbers from cable show The Idol being turned off by subscribers who object to the porn silly story, and lack of acting ability.

A Final Beatles Record Made by AI: Paul McCartney Actually Brought Back John Lennon in the 90s With Two Songs, “Real Love” and “Free as a Bird” (Listen)

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Big news today from the UK: Paul McCartney said on an interview show that he and producer Peter Jackson have constructed a final Beatles record that will come out this year.

The song is an elegiac John Lennon demo from 1978 called “Now and Then.” Paul says they’ve used artificial intelligence to make Lennon’s scratchy vocal sound perfect. What the single will be attached to is unclear but obviously the Beatles are planning some kind of album release now that all their 50th anniversary collections are completed.

From McCartney’s comments, you’d guess that Ringo is playing drums on the new track and that a George Harrison guitar solo has been added.

But the Beatles did do this before in the 1990s. When they issued the Anthology albums they put together “Free as a Bird” and “Real Love,” two other Lennon tracks. Harrison was still alive and the the tracks are heard often on the Beatles Sirius channel.

There’s a newly remastered version of “Now and Then” on You Tube –see below. So someone knew something was up.