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RIP Clarence Avant, 92, Legendary Godfather of the Record Business, Man Who Made Things Happen

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If you bought 45 rpm singles in the early 1970s, Sussex Records was a label you could not avoid. It was the home of Bill Withers, who took off with “Ain’t No Sunshine,” followed by “Lean On Me,” “Use Me,” and “Lovely Day.” Sussex had many other hits at the same time including the instrumental “Scorpio” by Dennis Coffey, and “Sweet Mary” from Wadsworth Mansion.

They were all the work of Clarence Avant, who died yesterday at age 92. He liked to be known as the Godfather of the Music Business, and in a documentary made by his daughter, Nicole Avant, just a few years ago, we got to learn about all the deals he’d had a quiet hand in brokering in the record business and entertainment in general.

Among the acts Clarence managed, according to Wikipedia, were Little Willie John, jazz singers Sarah Vaughan, Kim Weston, Luiz Bonfa, Wynton Kelly, Freddie Hubbard, Curtis Fuller, Pat Thomas, rock and roll pioneer Tom Wilson, whom Avant partnered with in the Wilson Organization, jazz producer Creed Taylor, jazz musician Jimmy Smith and Argentine pianist-composer, Lalo Schifrin. The latter, still alive, is the composer of the the towering movie and TV theme, “Mission Impossible.”

Clarence Avant was a powerful but quiet force in the industry, much respected and honored wherever he went. His wife, Jackie, was also soft spoken, and beautiful. Her violent death in a home invasion in Beverly Hills in 2021, at age 81, was tragic and monstrous.

Clive Davis says of his old friend: “Clarence Avant was truly one of a kind.  His passing is a great loss of someone who is irreplaceable.   Clarence’s extraordinary contribution to music and the barriers he broke throughout his career are unrivaled.   He was the mentor to all Black executives in the music industry for decades, providing invaluable guidance and support while always standing up for equal rights.  Clarence was humane and fair and inspired love and respect from all who knew him. I personally loved him and will miss him forever.”

Condolences to Nicole, her brother Alex, and the whole family. Clarence Avant was a living legend.

Paula Abdul: It’s 80s Night, and What a Night as “American Idol” Judge Dances Up a Storm in the Hamptons, After Authors Beat the Heat in Book Signings

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There was a lot going on in the Hamptons yesterday.

The main attraction was 80s pop star Paula Abdul. The effervescent former “American Idol” judge brought her dance troupe to the annual Summer Hamptons Evening for the Northwell Health Katz Institute for Women’s Health. The gala, a dazzling night from Lawrence Scott Events, raises millions for the incredible doctors at Northwell whose research breakthroughs are landmark.

Paula looks amazing at age 61, her dancer’s body makes her look around 31. She and her troupe blazed through her hits like “Straight Up,” “Rush Rush” and “Opposites Attract” like it was still 1989! The crowd loved it, too. All those well heeled donors were rocking along on the table tops and under a big gold disco ball. Victoria Moran Furman hosted as usual at her mansion on the water. Our pal, Rosanna Scotto, was the admirable emcee.

EARLIER, in the late afternoon, it was time for the East Hampton Library Authors Book Signing. This happens under a huge, and humid, tent pitched in Herrick Park where hundreds of readers crowded in to meet dozens and dozens of famous writers, buy their books, and get them signed.

The longest lines formed for Robert Caro, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Susan Isaacs, AM Holmes, Marie Brenner, even Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner. Ballerina Misty Copeland is gorgeous in person, CNN’s Jim Acosta was erudite, and there an appearance by Geraldo Rivera, proud as punch about his daughter, Sol, becoming a published poet age 18. A lot of Hamptons scenesters were schitzing and shmoozing including Bill McCuddy, Beverly Camhe, and Neil Rosen. So were Amy Zerner and Monte Farber, whose astrological new wave books are being turned into a documentary.

What book did I buy? “Everything/Nothing/Someone: A Memoir,” by the charming Alice Carrière, daughter of late great artist Jennifer Bartlett. It’s not even being published until August 29th, but Marie Brenner told me to buy it, so I did! Look up Jennifer Bartlett — one of our greatest contemporary artists. Alice looks like she has a winner.

Elon Musk Biographer Shows Message Saying Tesla Chief Ready to Take on Mark Zuckerberg in Cage Match

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Elon Musk is ready to rock and roll with Mark Zuckberg.

Musk biographer Walter Isaacson revealed in a Tweet this morning that the Tesla chief was ready to take on Zuck in their death cage match. There’s a proposed rehearsal for Monday (tomorrow?) in Palo Alto, California.

Zuckerberg has publicized that he’s in fighting shape. Unless Musk has had a miracle transformation, he looks a little like Michelin man or the Pillsbury Doughboy. Maybe the whole thing will be done with avatars.

Isaacson’s book will be published next month.

Trump Social Media Freak Out After Emails, Texts Tie Him and Cronies to Georgia Election Manipulation

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Donald Trump is blowing his stack on social media.

Revelations this morning on CNN that tie emails and texts from him and his group of cronies to 2020 Georgia election manipulation are freaking him out.

He still thinks his famous phone call to the Georgia Secretary of State looking for extra votes for the 2020 election was a “perfect.” So he’s calling Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis a “phoney” — a juvenile play on the word phony — and screaming like a stuck pig.

The brilliant and determined Ms. Willis knows what she’s doing. This week she will indict Trump and his pals including Rudy Giuliani, and it will be worse than his three other indictments and all other lawsuits.

Box Office: Barbenheimer Combo Hits $750 Million After Just 22 Days, But Newest Film of Week Opens in 5th Place

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The “Barbenheimer” express is booming along.

Last night, “Barbie” crossed the $500 million line and “Oppenheimer” hit $250 million. That’s just in 22 days of release. Cowabunga! The cross marketing of these films was absolute genius. The result is big bucks for everyone, especially the movie theaters. They’re no doubt selling popcorn and soda by the ton.

On the negative side, “The Last Voyage of the Demeter,” which cost around $60 million, capsized last night with just $1.9 million. This will be a total write off for Universal. No one knows what a Demeter is, and apparently no one wants to.

“Asteroid City” meanwhile is still playing in 63 theaters despite starting on Peacock streaming. It made $10,000 last night, which can be added to its total of $27.8 million. Even if the entire A list cast was paid scale, just the cost of shooting in Spain and flying everyone around first class, plus the hotels and food etc, the P&L sheet on this movie must be fascinating. One actor who has no lines told me he was there for six weeks!

Donald Trump — Barred from Attacking Jack Smith — Mocks Atlanta DA Fani Willis as “Phoney”

Now that Donald Trump is barred from attacking special prosecutor Jack Smith, he’s found a new target.

Trump has this morning gone after Atlanta DA Fani Willis, mocking her as “phoney.” Willis is about to bring charges against Trump and many of his cronies and associates over trying to steal the 2020 election.

Trump laughingly calls his famous phone call to Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia Secretary of State,

to find him 11,780 votes,

a “PERFECT PHONE CALL.” Raffensberger is just waiting to testify against Trump in court and has probably already done him in with grand jury testimony.

Soon Willis will be asking for a protective order also. As Judge Chutkan said to Trump yesterday in Washington, “Your First Amendment rights are not absolute.”

With “Oppenheimer” Booming, Universal Goes Belly Up with $750K Previews for Dracula On the Water Flop “Demeter”

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This will be the last voyage of the Demeter, whatever the heck that is.

Last night Universal unleashed “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

Previews brought in $750,000. Total budget is announced as $45 million, which means $60 million probably. No stars, no idea what it’s about, and terrible reviews. Rotten Tomatoes: 36%.

Universal is booming right now with “Oppeheimer,” closing in on $250 million, raves, and awards coming. So they can take on the chin. But this sounds pretty bad.

The movie is about Dracula at sea, chomping on people from Transylvania to London. I guess the ship is called the Demeter. It’s the worst title in movie history.

At least there will be no sequels.

Vampires — at least Dracula– are suddenly out of fashion. Who’d a-thunk it?

Broadway Review: The Shark Has Big Teeth, Dear in Comedy Satire of “Jaws” That Devours Spielberg’s First Big Hit

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“The Shark is Broken” is funny but is the play that satirizes the making of “Jaws”? The answer is yes and no.

Ian Shaw and Joseph Nixon’s often hilarious comedy, “The Shark is Broken,” is the saga of Bruce the Shark not working while the main trio of “Jaws” actors sits around for 9 weeks in the water off of Martha’s Vineyard. We get three determined and spot on players, too — Shaw, son of the actor Robert, playing his father; Colin Donnell as a preening Roy Scheider, and Alex Brightman as a self-absorbed Richard Dreyfuss who’s just between “Duddy Kravitz” and “Close Encounters.”

Shaw has been working on this a long time. His father was a distinguished and anguished actor who died from a massive heart attack at age 51 in 1978 when Ian just nine years old. Robert Shaw was already a big deal from “The Sting” (1973) and “The Taking of Pelham One Two Three” when “Jaws” was released in 1975. Robert Shaw left a legacy for his sons who were never old enough to really know their father.

Robert Shaw was a talented writer and theater actor, as well. You can tell Ian, now two years older than his father lived, has inherited these skills. In “The Shark is Broken” we’re watching him not only send up “Jaws” — a movie he undoubtedly could act out himself — but work out his life. The laughs — and there are many — are alternated with Ian’s attempts to recapture the highlight period of his dad’s career.

“The Shark is Broken” gets a lot of it laughs from being able to milk jokes that are set ups from the perspective of 1974, when they shot the film, til today. “Do you think anyone will be talking about this movie in 50 years?” “I suspect movies in the future will just be sequels or remakes or remakes of sequels” declares the the ’74 Shaw. There are also jokes about Nixon and the future of the country, etc. They get a big response.

Alex Brightman makes for a devastating Dreyfuss, who is easily and lovingly lampooned. Donnell – who strips down to a Speedo — captures Scheider’s serious no- nonsense side. Off stage we hear the voice of the very young Steven Spielberg trying to organize all these ego’s and the shark and crew.

Despite a late summer opening, the stars turned out last night for the opening: Christian Slater, Rachel Zegler (herself a Spielberg graduate), Marina Squerciati (from “Chicago PD”), Andrew Rannells, Nikki M. James, and a lot of actors enjoying theater and hoping for a quick end to the strikes!

By all means, go see “The Shark is Broken” for the laughs, which are many, and the really vivid background video screen of the rippling ocean and billowing sails of boats. Sharks are back, you know!

Trump Waves White Flag, Tones Down Attacks on Judge, Prosecutor On Day Before Crucial Protective Order Hearing

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Donald Trump has surrendered – for the moment.

Trump is waving a white flag today on his Truth Social. His two attack posts are toothless complaints about Joe Biden. Nothingburgers, really.

Facing a major hearing tomorrow on the DOJ’s request for a protective order, Trump is no longer savagely messing with Judge Tanya Chutkan, special prosecutor Jack Smith, or even the Department of Justice. His lawyers must have finally interceded and taken away his posting rights.

How long will this silence last? Will he ever be held in contempt of the court? I guess we’ll find out tomorrow.

Here are today’s rather sad posts:

Box Office: “Barbie” Toys with Crossing $500 Mil US on Friday Even with Very Slight Slowdown

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Look, the “Barbie” box office has to slow down eventually. Last night you could see the beginnings of it with a daily gross of $7.35 million.

But that was slight. Tomorrow, Friday. Warner Bros’s cash cow will cross the $500 million mark in the US. It’s well over $1 billion worldwide. The juggernaut will continue through Labor Day weekend at least.

Hasn’t everyone already seen it? Twice? But this like “Top Gun Maverick” or “Spider Man No Way Home” or “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Once the pinball is stuck bouncing around in the top of the game, the bell just keeps ringing!

Ka ching! Ka ching! Ka ching!

PS Barbra Streisand should consider changing the name of her coming book to “Barbie.” Guaranteed best seller!