Tuesday, December 23, 2025
Home Blog Page 1809

“General Hospital” — Resuscitated– May Hit 3 Million Viewers This Week

3

Soaps are booming. Three years ago, ABC and CBS each killed two long running shows because they said the genre was dead. ABC was getting ready to pull the plug on “General Hospital.” But last week “GH” scored 2,979,000 total viewers, the most people watching the show since Ronald Reagan was president.

This week, “GH” will cross the 3 million mark– most likely this afternoon when a continuation of  a major cliffhanger will continue and play out for the next three days. Wherever former ABC Daytime chief Brian Frons is, he must be choking on a turkey bone.

No, soaps don’t make sense. They don’t obey any rules of consistency or logic. It’s daytime and nighttime in the same segment. Legal and medical “facts” are simply created. I saw two minutes of a courtroom scene on “GH” last week and did a spit-take it was so hilarious. Brian surgery patients keep their hair and wear Bandaids post-op.

But no one cares. It’s all in good fun. And it’s a relief from the reality crap on MTV and Bravo. My favorite thing about “General Hospital” is that they’ve named the local mental hospital “Miscavige Clinic” after the controversial head of Scientology in real life, David Miscavige. It seems like a signal to a couple of Scientologist actors (in soaps, not Tom Cruise obviously) that they’re not welcome in Port Charles.

ABC is in the middle of crazy lawsuits with Prospect Park over the licensing of their cancelled soaps. But soaps may be what ABC needs when Katie Couric exits later this year from her talk show.

Monty Python Reunion Now 5 Shows (Remember My 100 Show Scoop, Kids)

1

The Monty Python reunion has been extended to five shows from its original one. Please do remember my scoop about 100 shows all over the world. One Python expert told me: “They will never do it.” Oh yeah? I told you that the Pythons are in it to win it. They need money. They brought in manager Jim Beach (another exclusive) to organize this thing into a moneymaker.

Now the Pythons will do shows July 1-5 at the O2 Arena. So far. The first show sold out in a millisecond. If these go as well– and they will because ticket brokers snap up chunks by computer programme (I thought I’d spell it that way for fun) before you can ask about a dead parrot on someone’s head– there will be five more shows. And then one show each in New York and Los Angeles.

You never expected the Spanish Inquisition? Well, you were wrong. The Pythons are coming. It won’t something completely different. But it will be a lot of fun. AEG Live now seems firmly in charge.

“X Men” on Broadway: Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart Score a Huge Success in Pair of Plays

1

Liv Tyler and Orlando Bloom (Arwen, and Legolas Greenleaf to you) came to celebrate Gandalf. Others came to cheer on the “X Men.” But everyone at yesterday’s and last night’s double Broadway bill of Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart got the thrill of a lifetime and the best that theater can offer. The two actors, along with Billy Crudup and Shuler Hensley, star in Harold Pinter’s “No Man’s Land” and Samuel Beckett’s “Waiting for Godot.” Let’s skip to the end of the story first: rave reviews in the New York Times.

You can see them separately or together, but I recommend the two plays in a day. They have a lot to do with each other thematically. It’s also an exhilarating experience to see these four brilliant talents put on the plays. Not only them– but the lighting (Tony winner Peter Kaczorowski in his 50th and 51st Broadway openings), set design, costumes– all of it is exceptional. Sean Mathias directed both plays. I can tell you it’s amazing to leave “No Man’s Land” with its vault like clubby set and return two hours later to outdoor rubble of “Godot.” And please, let’s pronounce it correctly– GOD-oh.

Mathias has made the two plays into existential comedies with touches of Charlie Chaplin. The actors are up to the task, particularly Crudup and Hensley in “Godot.” But throughout the two plays, it’s Sir Ian and Sir Patrick who are just peas in a pod, good pals who turn their respective relationships in each play into magic. You can’t get enough of them.

Some others in the audience and at the party following at the Bryant Park Grill: Mickey Sumner, Alan Cumming, Richard Kind, Dan Stevens (Matthew from “Downton Abbey”), Joseph Cross, Nathan Lane, our favorite rocker Patti Smith, Luke Evans and the amazing Tony winner/Oscar nominee Janet McTeer, who drove down from Maine with husband Joe Coleman just catch this unique day of theater.

At the party, both Sirs Ian and Patrick asked me the same question when I told them I’d say through the two plays: “Are you exhausted?” To which I replied, “Aren’t you? You were in them.” They were not, because, you know, they’re X Men.

Michael Jackson’s Dr. Murray Kills Him Again

31

Conrad Murray isn’t happy to have killed Michael Jackson once. He had to do it again. The recently sprung from jail Murray has given an interview to the Mail of London, undoubtedly for some remuneration, in which he trashes Jackson again and describes himself as a hero. It’s shameful, of course. But I doubt any U.S. publisher would have caved in for this crap.

Among other things, Murray paints Jackson as an invalid, a sad, quivering incontinent mess who would have not have survived as long as he did without the doctor’s help. Murray talks about putting a condom on Jackson’s penis for a catheter because he was incontinent, that Michael could only wear dark colored pants because he “dripped.”

The biggest drip is Murray. He claims that Jackson injected himself with the fatal dose of propofol, and that essentially he killed himself. Murray also claims no knowledge of Jackson’s dependency on pharmaceutical drugs including Demerol. He reminds me of Franz Liebkind, from “The Producers,” who tells Bialystock and Bloom re Hitler and the Nazis that he knew nothing: “War? What war? Ve vuz in the back!”

Murray won’t get this open door treatment in America. No one wants to hear from him. No one.

One other thing: Murray now says he bonded with Michael because they had each terrible fathers. Well, Murray never addresses the real story of his own father, who was a doctor, and how he got in trouble for similar problems: http://www.showbiz411.com/2011/09/29/conrad-murrays-bad-doctoring-like-father-like-son

Box Office Update: “Hunger Games: Catching Fire” $161.1 Mil Opening Weekend

0

Box office Sunday update: Lions Gate is telling Boxofficemojo.com that “Catching Fire” did $161.1 mil for the weekend. This will probably be revised down by Monday. This makes “Catching Fire” the 4th biggest opening weekend ever. If the numbers change, it will affect the standings of the two movies that come right after it– “The Dark Knight” and “The Dark Knight Rises.”

Saturday morning: “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” caught fire Thursday and Friday. The combined total of midnight showings Thursday and all day yesterday was a whopping $70.5 million. That’s pretty damn good. The first movie did $67,263,650 on its opening night, if that gives you an idea. Can “Catching Fire” set a record? That will depend on word of mouth and tonight’s showing. Right now, $70.5 is the 7th biggest opening night of all time. It pushes the original “Hunger Games” to number 11. The first six are “Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows, Pt 2,” “The Avengers,” “Dark Knight Rises,” and three “Twilight” movies.

Oscars, Movie Awards: The Field Narrows Down with Just “The Scorsese” Still Unseen

1

The Oscars are coming, and the drumbeat is starting to get louder. Here’s what’s happening: On Monday we will see one of the two remaining films which has yet to be screened. That’s David O. Russell’s “American Hustle” with Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, and Christian Bale. Russell has been denied awards for “The Fighter” and “Silver Linings Playbook” in the last couple of years. So “American Hustle” is much anticipated.

That leaves just “The Scorsese,” as it is known: “The Wolf of Wall Street” is being screened on Monday night for ‘friends and family.’ Not press. After it’s shown, Scorsese heads to the Marrakesh Film Festival, where he’s head of the jury. He doesn’t get back until the first week of December. “Wolf” has a very late premiere: December 17th. But it also follows some other last minute Scorsese entries like “Gangs of New York.” Oh the drama!

Other than those two, everything else has been seen is being watched either on DVD or in the slow rollout of screenings. In the last 24 hours I’ve viewed Spike Jonze’s excellent, off beat highly inventive “Her” on DVD and Peter Berg’s ferocious “Lone Survivor” on a big screen. Each of them is terrific. And that poses the question: what the heck are we going to do? There are too many good films and not enough slots (except at the Golden Globes, where you can be a comedy/musical without a song or a laugh).

Here are the players, so to speak, in no order.

It would seem like four films are ‘in’ without a doubt. Maybe. They would be “Gravity,” “12 Years a Slave,” “Blue Jasmine,” and “The Butler.” We know them, we’ve had a lot of time with them. “Captain Phillips” would be next. I’m also including “Fruitvale Station” here because it’s headed to DVD, has been out, and is sensational. But it may be too small to make it over the finish line. “Dallas Buyers Club” will probably be more active in acting nominations. (UPDATED NOTE: “DBC” has a strong shot at Best Picture nom, but definitely Jared Leto for Best Supporting Actor, and McConnaughey could be the surprise in Best Actor.)

“All is Lost” is lost, although Robert Redford remains a front runner for Best Actor. Last night a sailor told me all the sailing stuff in “All is Lost” is wrong. I don’t know: It looked good to me. On the other hand, if it was right, how did the Redford character get in so much trouble? No one’s ever suggested before that maybe the guy was a bad sailor. Good point.

The next group are the smaller pictures, each with fervent fans: “Inside Llewyn Davis,” “Nebraska,” and “Philomena.” They should all be in. I should include Spike Jonze’s sort of quietly mind blowing “Her” in this group. Joaquin Phoenix is pure genius. The screenplay is a lock nomination for Original. The set design and cinematography are so unusual they command attention.

Then we have “Lone Survivor,” out of left field. Stupendous. The true story of Navy seal Marcus Luttrell should be the “Platoon” or “Hurt Locker” of 2013. It’s a flawless film about combat and friendship. Mark Wahlberg, Ben Foster, and Taylor Kitsch head up a superb ensemble cast. Peter Berg was obviously distracted thinking about this film while he was making “Battleship.”

Still out there and bearing down on us: The Weinstein Company is holding two cards which may be aces: “August: Osage County” and “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom.” They are also getting big airings on Monday night. Look out because at least one of these is going to upset the apple cart. They were each seen in Toronto. But Monday night may tell us a lot, especially about “AOC.”

And then there are a bunch of really good films that can’t make it but might have in  less competitive years: “Prisoners,” “Before Midnight,” “The Place Beyond the Pines.” “42.” And so on. “Enough Said” is a charming, memorable comedy.

I’ve probably missed something here. So hang on. It’s going to get rough before it gets better.

PS It’s good thing that “Monuments Men” and “Foxcatcher” pulled out of this race. The Oscars would have had to be shown on two consecutive nights!

Thursday Night: More People Watched “Big Bang Theory” Than All the Shows on NBC Combined

0

Last night: more people watched CBS’s “The Big Bang Theory” than all the shows on NBC combined. “BBT” had 18.59 million people tuned in from 8 to 8:30pm on CBS.

Over on NBC, the Peacock Network’s feathers drooped as the entire line up didn’t garner a commensurate audience. The numbers were 2.98 million for “Parks and Recreation”; 2.69 for another “Parks and Recreation”; 2.97 for “Sean Saves the World”; 2.80 for “Michael J. Fox’ and 3.1 for “Parenthood.”

The NBC total came to 15.01. That’s considerably lower than the “BBT” total. Basically almost no one is watching NBC on Thursdays. It’s hard to say if there’s anything that can be salvaged. “Parks and Recreation” is over. I hope they get to film a finale. No one cares about “Sean.” And “Michael J. Fox” — it needs a complete overhaul. “Parenthood” is the “Sisters” of this generation. No one knows it’s on.

 

Claim: “Hunger Games” Studio ‘Dumped’ Highly Praised Film With Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks

2

LionsGate has two movies this fall with 90% ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” is about to break box office records this weekend with a possible $150 million-plus take. Maybe the studio can use some of that money on the other 90-percenter, “The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete.”

Relegated to LG’s Codeblack unit–designed to handle “urban films”– “Mister and Pete” has made a startling $496,508 since its release on October 11th. Directed by the respected and talented George Tillman Jr., “Mister and Pete” stars Oscar and Grammy winner Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, plus top tier actors Jeffrey Wright and Anthony Mackie. The movie was executive produced by Alicia Keys.

A coming of age story, the film should have been embraced as a “Stand by Me” for 2013. Critics loved it when it premiered at Sundance last January. Critics loved the final version, which was tightened up and tweaked in the editing room, sources say, by Anne McCabe (“The Newsroom).”

Instead, insiders claim, it was summarily dumped. Sources –there are at least 25 producers credited– pointed out to me that on opening day “Lions Gate didn’t even take out an ad in the New York Times.” That’s when you know you’re dead, kids. “They pitched it as a ‘black movie,’ which it isn’t, and it had no ads.

(UPDATE: Sources clarified to me that it wasn’t a matter of publicity. “It was the way the movie was marketed and distributed.”)

“Alicia Keys even has a brand new song in it that would be eligible for an Oscar. But nothing happened.” The movie was also given a throwaway “premiere” in New York–basically a photo op. (I’m not sure why studios even bother with those things.)

This would certainly contradict yesterday’s hilariously weird story in The Hollywood Reporter titled “Whites Suddenly Gripped by Black Dramas.” Apparently not. No one was gripped by “Mister and Pete” because it arrived as invisible entity.

What now? A rep for Lions Gate says they decline to comment. If DVDs or even download links are sent out to groups like the Broadcast Film Critics Association there’s still a chance that the situation is salvageable. It’s unclear if any effort is being made to get the voting guilds to special screenings. “Jennifer Hudson gives a best supporting performance,” says an insider. It would be a shame if this was just another “inevitable” defeat.

Maybe Katniss Everdeen can save it.

 

Premiering U2’s New Song “Ordinary Love” for “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”

0

And it’s really good. This song will be nominated for an Oscar, Golden Globe etc. And presumably it’s the first sign of a new U2 album. I told you that was coming in the late winter/ early spring.

Lady Gaga ARTPOP Album Drops to 17 on iTunes, Huge Second Week Drop in Sales

1

MONDAY 12:43PM-– Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP sales figures for week 2 are being counted now. Expect a HUGE second week drop in sales as the album is already number 17 on iTunes. In one week it went from number 1 to 17. It’s in free fall. Not good.

 

FRIDAY: History repeats itself. Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP album is set for a huge second week sales drop. Numbers are counted on Monday. ARTPOP sold 260,000 copies in its first week. Now hitsdailydouble is saying the album will do somewhere between 25K and 50K for its second week. That would be roughly an 80% drop.

So far the record holder for second week sales drop is Madonna with her “MDNA” album. But guess who’s number 2? Why, Lady Gaga of course! In 2011, her “Born this Way” album racked up such a huge second week drop that she finishes at number 2 on the list behind Madonna.

The drop for ARTPOP would be be greater, except its first week sales were smaller than both “MDNA” and “Born this Way.”