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Jennifer Hudson May Have Pharrell’s Next Big Hit on Her New Album

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Attention Pharrell fans: you liked “Happy,” “Blurred Lines,” and “Get Lucky.” Now Mr. Williams with the hat– the Cat in the Hat–has written and produced a new hit for Jennifer Hudson. “Just That Type of Girl” is one of 10 tracks on “JHUD,” Hudson’s new, succinct, and excellent R&B offering on RCA.

“JHUD” drops September 23rd. Pharrell worked on three tracks, but “Girl” seems so radio and dance friendly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it takes off on its own. It’s original, too, with a little bass line nod to Stevie Wonder’s “Do I Do” added for good measure.

“JHUD” also contains three contributions from Kourtney J. Pollard including the final track, “Moan,” a six minute gospel tinged ballad that’s a bit of a tour de force.

Ten tracks, forty minutes? Yup. But no filler, so that’s cool. And absent of its dreadful video, “Dangerous” turns out to be a pretty great song.

Hudson is young, and wants to record young music. But she’s also an Oscar winner. And she may just be the great voice of her generation. Next time, it would be great to hear some covers of amazing classics, some off beat choices. When she’s done Neil Diamond’s “Holly Holy” and Michael Jackson’s “Will You Be There,” live, roofs have exploded. Next time perhaps.

Theatre: “American Psycho” Musical Pulled from Scheduled Off Broadway Run

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I was really looking forward to Patrick Bateman tap dancing while he chopped up various sex partners on stage this year. But Carole Rothman’s Second Stage Theater has announced that “American Psycho” is a no-go.

“We are disappointed that we will not be producing American Psycho this season, but the rights holders, Act 4 Entertainment, have decided to not move forward with the production at Second Stage,” said Artistic Director Carole Rothman in a statment.   “We will be announcing a new production in its place in the coming weeks.”

Duncan Sheik wrote the music– “I Am Barely Breathing” would have been a perfect funny nod in the show.  The book was by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, the guy the “Spider Man: Turn off the Dark” producers tried to replace Julie Taymor with.

This was a much anticipated show. The Max Factor red blood alone would have been spurting everywhere and worth the price of admission. So funny, but if you look back, “American Psycho” — the novel by Brett Easton Ellis– was prescient. I hope the producers can figure this out.

Nicki Minaj vs. Her Old High School: She’s Not Telling the Whole Story About Declined Offer to Speak

EXCLUSIVE Apparently hip hop celebrity and former “American Idol” judge Nicki Minaj is not telling the whole story about her offer to speak to the students at her high school alma mater. Minaj wanted to lecture the kids at New York’s LaGuardia School, aka High School for Performing Arts. The school declined, and Minaj took to Twitter denouncing them. (She wasn’t valedictorian, by the way.)

She’s also launched a barrage of anti-La Guardia press on various blogs.

Tonight, the school sent out this message to parents:

September 11, 2014

Dear LaGuardia Community,

It has been brought to our attention that Nicki Minaj is attempting to generate publicity for herself by posting negative information about our principal, Dr. Lisa Mars, and LaGuardia Arts High School.

The fact is that Ms. Minaj was told by the NYC Department of Education (DOE) that she would not be allowed to enter the school with a television crew. The DOE has policies in place to protect the privacy and security of all its students. I’m sure we all appreciate the strict enforcement of these policies with regard to the safety of our children.

Yes, Nicki’s offer wasn’t entirely selfless. She was planning on filming the whole thing. I don’t blame the school for saying no.

If it’s a PR war Miss Nicki wants, she’s going to lose. What if she had just played by the DOE’s guidelines? That would have been too easy.

Bob Crewe, Hit Songwriter of Frankie Valli-Four Seasons Fame, Has Died at Age 82

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Bob Crewe, the writer- producer along with Bob Gaudio of Frankie Valli’s biggest hits, is dead at age 82 according to reports from Los Angeles. Crewe had been ailing for some time had missed the premiere this past June of “Jersey Boys.” But he was a huge part of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons’ success, co-writing with Bob Gaudio all their huge hits like “Rag Doll,” “Sherry Baby,” “Walk Like a Man” and of course “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You.” He also co-wrote Labelle’s famed “Lady Marmalade” and Mitch Ryder’s “Devil with Blue Dress On.” There should be some announcement tonight at “Jersey Boys” on Broadway. Bob Crewe was one of the giants of classic pop music.

Exclusive: Sharknado 3 Will Likely Take a Bite Out of the White House, Washington DC

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EXCLUSIVE: Well, all the people who signed online petitions are going to be very happy. “Sharknado 3,” the next installment of the now classic B movie series, is likely being set in Washington DC. Sources say that Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, and co. are headed to the nation’s capital for a work out with their shiny, sharp toothed friends.

After the success of the first two classic “Sharknado” films. fans started clamoring for a Washington setting. And why not? There are plenty of sharks in Washington already, so filling the Potomac with more of them shouldn’t be too difficult. And you can just about imagine the movie’s sharks jumping around in the reflecting pool between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument.

“Sharknado 3” is supposedly the precursor to number 5, after Los Angeles and New York. Number 5 should be in Las Vegas- or even better the Jersey shore. Just think of Chris Christie warding off sharks in his windbreaker! Eventually, no doubt, “Sharknado” will head to European capitals like London and Paris. Can’t wait!

U2 Had to Give New Album Away: Last One Was Heavily Discounted and Not a Hit

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Much talk today about U2 giving away “500 million free albums” on iTunes. There’s speculation they received between $10 and $30 million on some blogs. I don’t think so. Today’s estimate is that of those “500 million” people, only 200,000 downloaded the album even though it was free. Funny, but that number sounds right.

In 2009, the last U2 album, “No Line on the Horizon” opened with 480,000 copies. That was half as many as their previous album. So 200,000 now seems accurate, even a little high.

Add in the fact that around 160,000 of the “Horizon” sales were downloads. And Amazon sold theirs for just $3.99. U2 was already in sales decline. It didn’t help that the album wasn’t very good. It had no hits. Still, U2 managed to sell 1.1 million copies in the US.

The fan base has aged. The number of people who want to hear new U2 songs, as opposed to their 30-odd hits, is limited. “Songs of Innocence” happens to be a terrific collection. U2 may get singles off of it– although I don’t think the lead single, “The Miracle (of Joey Ramone),” will be the one.

Still, giving away “Songs of Innocence” will set a precedent I think for other legacy acts. Who needs the embarrassment of releasing an album to much publicity, and then striking out? Even a contemporary band, Maroon 5, couldn’t open with more than 160,000 copies. Think how bad that is– they have enormous pr, Adam Levine is everywhere, they’re played on the radio. And all they could do was 160K. What did you think U2 would sell in 2014?

As for some other stories I’ve read: only Americans would complain about getting something for free. I’ve read a few snarky missives about iTunes subscribers who were actually mad that “Songs of Innocence” was sitting in their Purchased queue ready to be downloaded. Really? That takes nerve. Just say thank you.

Paris Jackson is NOT Pregnant But So- Called “Media” Are Idiots

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Paris Jackson is not pregnant. I am assured of this by Jackson family sources. But really– look around the internet. Not only have idiot bloggers written this. There are “video” reports from stand up clowns speculating about Paris’s pregnancy. A 16 year old toasts with water, and this must mean she’s pregnant. The angle of a telephoto lens is bad, and she must have a baby bump. The internet is now just a sludge fest at this point. Is there really an economy for this crap? If you search for Paris on Yahoo! you’ll see some nitwit young woman in a video from Webpro News– what is this thing? — questioning “Is Paris Jackson pregnant?” Someone else “wrote” the story. Utterly idiotic and ridiculous. Get jobs, ladies. Go to school. Join the Peace Corps. for god’s sake!

Toronto: “Imitation Game” Scores Thunderous Ovations, Rapturous Reviews

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Toronto, for this New Yorker, ended last night with a bang. Morten Tyldum is a handsome Norwegian director with floppy blonde hair. I wanted to call him “Morty” as a New York joke, but after seeing his film “The Imitation Game,” there’s no joking around. Tyldum has made an extraordinary movie that premiered last night at the Princess of Wales Theater to thunderous ovations and rapturous reviews. We’re going to be seeing “Morty” a lot this winter as he accepts nominations and awards galore.

“The Imitation Game” stars Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, and Allen Leech (Branson from “Downton Abbey) in a true story about the people who broke the Nazi’s “Enigma code” and brought World War II to a quicker end than it might have had. Cumberbatch plays Alan Turing, the genius behind the whole thing who also happened to be a homosexual. Even though Turing was a secret war hero, he was arrested and convicted of “indecency” for being gay. His sentence was forced medical treatment to “cure” him. He committed suicide in 1954 at age 41.

In 2009, British prime minister Gordon Brown issued a posthumous apology to Turing. Four years later, Queen Elizabeth II pardoned him.

But it was too little, too late. And ironic, too, since Turing essentially invented the computer in order to crack the Engima code, and became the father of all computing. I mean, he literally invented The Computer.

I know all this sounds terribly serious, but “The Imitation Game” has a good sense of humor, too. The screenplay has a nice balance between light and dark, which makes the main characters extremely ingratiating. It’s also never boring.

Cumberbatch, on the fastest track of any actor in a long time, gives a richly textured performance that on the same level as say Ralph Fiennes in “The English Patient” or Colin Firth in “The King’s Speech.” He moves right to the top ranks of all young actors (along with Eddie Redmayne from “The Theory of Everything”). Cumberbatch may be the closest thing ever to a real descendant of Sir Laurence Olivier.

The rest of the cast is marvelous. Keira Knightley, already so good this year in “Begin Again,” will finally break through as Joan Clarke, the mathematician who nearly marries Turing and stands by him to the bitter end. Matthew Goode, who we’ll see on The Good Wife this year, similarly makes his mark as fellow brainiac Hugh Alexander. Leech gets to have the movie’s secret. But as in “The Crying Game,” I can’t ruin the surprise. (No, he’s not gender bender. Lord Grantham wouldn’t approve!)

Toronto has had its share of excellent films. “Foxcatcher” and “Whiplash” have already played the festival circuit on their way to multiple nominations. “Theory of Everything” and “St. Vincent” have been big crowd pleasers. Barry Levinson’s “The Humbling” with Al Pacino is a gem. Jake Gyllenhaal in “Nightcrawlers” is phenomenally creepy. Julie Taymor’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” is the artistic wonder. “Love and Mercy,” the Brian Wilson story, is poignant and hummable. Now I do think we can add “Imitation Game” to the list of top top front runners for 2014. It’s going to be quite a winter.

NFL CEO Roger Goodell Is Paid $44 Mil But Couldn’t Handle Ray Rice Scandal

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Roger Goodell, commissioner of the National Football League, made $44 million last year. He received a $15 mil increase from 2012. But he couldn’t get his hands on a hotel video of Ray Rice knocking his wife unconscious in a hotel elevator and dragging her out into the hall.

Maybe the NFL isn’t paying its executives enough. Maybe it takes $100 million for an exec to do something.

Goodell wasn’t the only NFL exec who made out last year. Steve Bornstein, Executive Vice President of Media, made $26.5 million.

As I’ve written before, the NFL itself is a LOL not for profit that bills itself as a trade organization. On its most recent Form 990 tax filing, the NFL claimed revenue increased by $75 million from 2012 to 2013. But they gave away approximately $1 million LESS in 2013 to charitable organizations than they had in 2012.

The NFL listed total salaries at $102 million. This means Goodell and Bornstein get more than half the total. Two guys. $66 million.

U2 Gives Away New Album NOW, Skip Charts, And Who Cares? No Money in CD Sales

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U2 has released its new album to iTunes subscribers today like right now, to all 500 million of them. Songs of Innocence is the title. Sign up for iTunes– it’s free– and you can get the album free if you order it by October 13th. The album will not qualify for chart positions or RIAA certifications. And U2 is saying basically Who cares?

Album sales have vanished. The most U2 would sell in its first week, if they were very very lucky, would between 300,000 and 500,000 copies. And that’s being extremely optimistic. It’s not worth the price of printing them up. Just give it away, and make the money through publishing, which the group owns, and concert tours. LiveNation will soon announce a world wide tour that should net the group hundreds of millions of dollars.

It’s brilliant, and no different in concept than giving CDs to ticket buyers, which has been tried with Madonna and Prince. LiveNation has U2 under a 360 contract, they can simply build in the price of the album. Universal Music can collect on vinyl, a small amount of physical CDs, and streaming. My guess though is that “Songs of Innocence” will limited to streaming on iTunes Radio and not available on Spotify and other services.

Check mate.

Hats off to Guy Oseary who continues the tradition of taking U2 into brave new waters, started by Paul McGuinness.