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Box Office: Sean Penn “Gunman” Has 2 Oscar Winners and Just $628 Per Theater

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“The Gunman” might as well take out a gun and shoot itself. Starring Oscar winners Sean Penn and Javier Bardem, the “Taken” wannabe made just $1.7 million on Friday night. That came out to $628 per theater. That means possibly 70 people sat in the dark, at least for a while, in every place “The Gunman” was showing. But with around a 14% among critics and bloggers, what did anyone expect? My guess is that with Haiti as a priority, Sean is not paying attention to what movies he’s in or how they’re developed.

“Accidental Love” also opened last night with a 6% rating. This is the movie that David O. Russell left and took his name off of. Jake Gyllenhaal, Catherine Keener, and James Marsden are not to blame, and neither is Kristin Gore, daughter of Al and Tipper, who wrote the book upon which this was based. “Accidental Love” is on VOD, so why Millennium–now known as Alchemy– bothered to put it in theaters is surprising. We may never know the box office number and none was reported so far.

Apparently no one believed in “Do You Believe?” a Christian movie with Mira Sorvino and Sean Astin. It made $1.25 million last night.

“Focus,” the Will Smith bomb, will leave theaters this week with $50 million. That’s the lowest gross Will has had since 2000 and “The Legend of Bagger Vance,” including “After Earth.”

TV Legend Norman Lear, 92, on Brian Williams: “We all exaggerate occasionally”

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Norman Lear truly believes the show must go on. Even though he had the feeling of approaching pneumonia, the 92 year old legend showed up last week for The Writers Bloc ‘Arts & Ideas: Conversations at the Wallis’ in Beverly Hills. He chatted with his good friend, Phil Rosenthal, writer/producer/director ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.” Lear was hawking his new book, ‘Even This I Get To Experience.” The Writers Bloc always attracts the crème de la crème of authors of current books and the Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts, aka The Wallis, is swiftly becoming a must go destination for the most talked about cultural events.

The cleverness started at the get go. Lear asked Rosenthal, “Please tell the audience why my voice sounds so weird.” Phil responded, “I’m going to guess cause you’re really old?” Norman then playfully walked off. To which Phil commented, “The guy has pre-pneumonia but still lives to do shtick.”

The talk was current; Brian Williams’s recent troubles came up. Lear commented, “Of course his hand had to be slapped, but the press made too much of a fuss about it. We all exaggerate occasionally.” He then brought up his disgust for the 47 senators who recently wrote that letter to Iran, and added, “I would vote for Jon Stewart for President.” Rosenthal noted that Archie Bunker’s bigotry “is still alive and well on that bus in Oklahoma.”

The duo switched gears and Lear recalled his difficult childhood days. His father was in prison for a time, they were dirt poor and he lived with his grandparents. A standout experience from his early career was meeting Charlie Chaplin, who performed a mime just for him.

Cut to ‘All In The Family,’ and the challenges, both positive and negative, that entailed. Lear told how the pilot was almost not picked up, because although they had Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton, the daughter and her husband did not work so well. So Lear cast two other actors, including his longtime friend Carl Reiner’s yet-untested son Rob. He explained, “I take credit for casting those four actors, but the way they interacted was in the lap of God.”

Lear’s other famed shows were discussed, as well as his other noted work and his honored political life. Lear summed it up by saying, “I take life seriously, so much of it is glorious. I see life through the end of telescope with humor.” I caught up with Rosenthal after who told me that, “I think life in America can be measured BN and AN, before Norman and after Norman. “ Phil then quipped, “I wouldn’t be here without him, so I really should thank him for my house.”

Snow, Apathy May Cut into “Insurgent: Divergent” Box Office This Weekend

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It’s snowing in the Northeast and it’s not pretty. That’s not good news for “Insurgent: Divergent,” part two of the YA series starring Shailene Woodley as Katniss, er, Tris, the kickass leader of a dystopian world. Anyway.

Last night, Thursday night previews of “Regurgent” were down 16% from the first installment’s Thursday previews. And the weather was good. So either tweens are going to need a lot of convincing, or “Insurgent” is going to be in trouble come Sunday.

The show is also a big problem. This audience does not drive to theaters. Their parents have to take them. And parents are not going out in this weather.

“Insurgent” also has bad reviews. It’s at 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. The negative comments won’t deter the true believers, but the middlings and the parents will vote to wait until the sun is shining.

Stay tuned…

Amanda Bynes is Back on Twitter Using a Pseudonym, Having More Scary Problems

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Poor Amanda Bynes. I don’t understand why her parents cannot get hold of this situation. The former child actress is back on Twitter under a pseudonum and having a very bad time emotionally.

The name Bynes is using is Ashley Banks, and her handle is @PersianLa27. I had a brief Tweet-versation with her a couple of days ago that ended with Ashley telling me: “Don’t speak to me directly.” Bynes has started a GoFundMe page under that name, using a picture of Britney Spears. She writes: “With recent surgery and constant pressure to be seen in a new outfit everyday I am starting my own personal account so that I’m able to express my spending habits freely. I have money but because of my looks they put me on a budget. I’m also literally sporting an old Galaxy phone and would like a new iPhone ASAP.” She’s raised $164 of $500.

This morning Amanda wrote as Ashley: “I honestly need some money in my account so that I can fly to NYC as soon as possible because I am again being refused access to my money.” Her parents at least have locked down her accounts under a conservatorship so that Bynes can’t travel or hurt herself. She has a long history of mental illness, documented everywhere on the internet.

Bynes continues to have issues about her appearance. She regularly Tweets that she’s unattractive or very attractive. Of course, it’s not rational. She’s a beautiful girl. But her GoFundMe page is titled “Gorgeous Funds.”

She also issues with her parents. She’s threatened to kill them, and accused her father of molestation. But she did Tweet a picture of herself with friends who looked like surrogate parents. If anyone knows who they are, let us know.

 

 What a nightmare for her parents and relatives and friends. Hopefully they can help her. Soon.

 

 

Broadway: “Heidi” Opens to Raves As Stars Take Public Bus to After Party

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Wendy Wasserstein’s deep and funny 1989 play “The Heidi Chronicles” opened last night on Broadway to cheers and raves, with “Mad Men” star Elisabeth Moss brilliantly picking up the role originated by the great Joan Allen. And what a crowd: Renee Fleming sat in front of me, and Jane Seymour was behind me. “Mad Men” creator Matt Weiner and star John Slattery were there, as were the glowing Patricia Clarkson, Alessandro Nivola, and a score of other notables.

So: it’s freezing out, and there’s no transportation to the Red Eye Grill some ten or more blocks away. All the shows have let out at the same time including the “Heidi” premiere, so 8th Avenue was filled with patrons of other shows scrambling for cabs. What to do?

All of a sudden this large white vehicle with many huge windows arrived in the middle of the block. The door opened and other people lined up to get on. “Look, it’s a bus,” someone said. “Should we take it? Do you have that thing?”

“Do you mean a MetroCard?” someone replied. The group stared at this white alien machine as if it had landed from a Marvel comic movie.

One or two MetroCards were fished out from wallet and handbags, and, en masse, the “Heidi” party boarded. Regular customers of the M106 shifted over as our group embarked, including B52s star Kate Pierson, famed comedian Robert Klein, Tony winning costumer designer (and head of the American Theater Wing) William Ivey Long, and another dozen denizens of the live stage.

“How much is this bus ride?” someone who did not have a MetroCard asked. I answered, “two-fifty,” as I’d generously swiped for Kate Pierson, as a thank you for three decades of “Rock Lobster’ and “Private Idaho.”

“Two fifty!” Many were shocked. The last time they’d been on public transportation it had cost around twenty five cents.

“Stay here, the party’s better,” said a woman in a seat by the door as we landed on West 56th and Eighth, the “Patsy’s” sign glowing neon in the dark.

But the party at the Red Eye Grill was pretty good after our adventure. It was crowded, but the food was fine, and producer Jeffrey Richards, who is also bringing “Wolf Hall” parts 1 and 2, to Broadway, next week, was pleased with the reviews and the reactions. “How about Elisabeth Moss?” he said. “She’s the real thing.”

He’s right. She couldn’t be better as Heidi Holland, the art historian who comes of age in 1968 as the women’s movement starts up. She wants it all — career, family, love, friends– but only can have some of it. By the mid 80s, when the play ends, she’s grown and so have we. Jason Biggs and Bryce Pinkham are excellent as Heidi’s not-boyfriends. The whole cast resonates, especially newcomer Ali Ahn as Heidi’s career driven super-woman pal Susan. Susan says toward the end of the play when she and Heidi reunite, “I do miss the Heidi chronicles,” and I’ll tell you what: I did too.

UPDATE: Six New “X Files” Episodes Will Start Shooting in June with Duchovny, Anderson

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MARCH 24TH: Fox has confirmed “X Files” is on. New eps will commence.

MARCH 20TH The truth is out there. So are Mulder and Scully. In the UK my friend Baz Bamigboye has some earth shattering news for fans of “The X Files.” He reports that the show is probably coming back with six new episodes for Fox. Baz interviewed Gillian Anderson, aka Scully, for his popular weekly column in the UK Daily Mail. He writes:

“…if intense negotiations can be finalised soon, then filming of six episodes of the very last look at the X-Files, the sci-fi show that launched [Anderson] and David Duchnovny 22 years ago, could be under way as early as June.

Writers who worked on the original series have been asked to contribute. ‘The idea is to get the old gang back, have some fun and get a bit of closure for us and the audience,’ she told me.”

I can’t remember where “The X Files” is now plot-wise. Do Mulder and Scully have an alien child by now? Do they lie on Mars? Did the smoking man die of lung cancer? Did Mulder’s sister come back? Please, fans, fill me in! I used to love this show.

Charlie Sheen Posts Racist Tweet to President Obama, Goes Too Far (Again) #Losing

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Charlie Sheen won’t shut up and won’t go away. He posted this racist Tweet to President Obama last night. Are we done yet with this moron? Jon Cryer has now written a book about how awful he was to work with. His “Anger Management” TV series, now in syndication, is unwatchable. His father, Martin Sheen, must be so embarrassed that is his offspring. The reactions to the Tweet are wholly negative. Enough. #LOSING

Watch Madonna Get All G-Rated for “Ellen” to Promote New Album

Madonna may have a rebel heart but she’s also realistic. A lot of her fans are long past the Mudd Club era and are at women at home in the afternoons. Some may be watching grandchildren! To sell “Rebel Heart,” Madonna’s been appearing all week on “Ellen,” the kind of bourgeois show her “Desperately Seeking Susan” character would have loathed. But it’s 2015, ain’t it?

Madonna has been all G rated in her song presentations on “Ellen.” We’ve never seen so little skin from the woman who once starred in her own “Sex” book. But you don’t want to threaten an audience whom you need to buy your CD and concert tickets. Watch these videos. She’s made good choices so far.

 

Russell Simmons Bringing Rap’s Golden Age to Broadway in “The Scenario”

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Stand back, Broadway. Here comes rap, again. This time Russell Simmons, creator of DefJam, philanthropist and tastemaker, is bring rap’s golden age to what may now be called The Great Black Way.

“The Scenario” is the name of a musical Simmons is funding for development that will showcase rap from the early 80s through the mid 90s.

Simmons says he will produce through his own Def Pictures, “alongside Tony Award-winning Broadway producer Big Block (Scott Prisand/Jamie Bendell) (Rock of Ages, Heathers, Gentlemans Guide To Love And Murder). THE SCENARIO will feature an original story written by acclaimed author and hip-hop historian Dan Charnas (The Big Payback). The show will debut in the fall of 2016.

Rap is a so so proposition on Broadway. A musical based on the work of Tupac Shakur called “Holla If You Hear Me” had a short interesting run a couple of years ago. “Hamilton” is coming to Broadway this summer, and is sort of rap lite with a lot of R&B and mainstream melodic music to buffer it. “Hamilton” also works because it has a brilliant book. A jukebox rap musical will depend on a strong story, performers, and arrangements that don’t send regular theatergoers, black or white, scrambling for ear plugs.

Mariah Carey’s First Epic Album Will Have Greatest Hits, New Songs, And No Xmas

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I did tell you first that Mariah Carey was returning to Sony and Epic records.

I told you next that she’d signed a deal with Epic, and would release an album of 18 number 1 hits to coincide with her Caesar’s Palace run that starts May 6th in Las Vegas.

Today someone suggested that Mariah was going to make a Christmas album for Epic. I can tell you that she is not. She is continuing with the Greatest Hits album. And I guess the only news is that the album will have a couple of new tracks, maybe as many as four. This is typical of greatest hits albums. And some of them have launched new classics. Think of “Ribbon in the Sky” and “Do I Do” on Stevie Wonder’s greatest hits many moons ago. It happens.

Do look for Mariah’s “All I Need for Christmas Is You” on the album. Maybe that’s what the fuss was about. That song is the best selling Christmas tune of all time. It must be included. I hope that the “new” songs are covers a la “I’ll Be There” or “Without You.” But we shall see, and soon. Carey’s been in Los Angeles working hard on the Vegas show and this album.