Roseanne, the Alexander Haig of TV, is clueless and losing it on Twitter. This is what she’s done this afternoon. And it’s still early in LA or Hawaii.

She’s getting defensive, too. She declares: “my nervous system/family/wealth will NEVER b taken from me”

Got that?

you guys make me feel like fighting back. I will examine all of my options carefully and get back to U.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 30, 2018

I'm not a racist, I never was & I never will be. One stupid joke in a lifetime of fighting 4 civil rights 4 all minorities, against networks, studios, at the expense of my nervous system/family/wealth will NEVER b taken from me.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 30, 2018

I told you recently that the MGM National Harbor in Maryland couldn’t sell tickets to see Roseanne Barr. Their original May date was rescheduled for October just to see if her new season could scare up buyers.

Now the show has been cancelled altogether.

Yesterday afternoon when I called the show was still on. But given the developments late in the day, it’s all over.

On top of that, Roseanne’s agents, ICM Partners, have dropped her.

I guess she could go back to Canada, where she played a few dates this spring. Ambien is cheaper up there, anyway.

One of the best mother-daughter duos in the world took over La Pulperia restaurant last night on East 57th St.

Christie Brinkley and daughter Alexa Ray Joel literally turned the place over and then some. The occasion was Alexa Ray’s beautiful new cover of Bella Magazine. I’ve never seen so many flash “bulbs” at one time for just two people. It was like the old days of Hollywood glamour!

Alexa is the oldest daughter of famed rock star Billy Joel, but as we know she has the musical chops as well. She’s performed several times at Cafe Carlyle, has sung and recorded with Dad, and has fended off many requests to make an album.

You know, the hardest thing for any talented kid with a famous parent is to carve out their own identity in the same field.

As I’ve said to Alexa many times, “You should write a Broadway musical.” She could do it. Easily. She responded: “I want to star in a Broadway musical!” She could do that, too. Right now she’s planning her wedding. Alexa is happily engaged to Ryan Gleason, owner of hot spots on the Lower East Side. He’s a nice guy. And a lucky one.

And Christie? Alexa also has her mom’s genes, which is a good thing since Ms. Brinkley is 60something and looks 40. Christie told me she’s finally a Downtown Girl (she was Billy’s Uptown Girl), having moved in below Houston Street to a duplex “or a triplex” depending on how you look at it. “I have amazing views,” she said. So do we.

Add into this mix jewelry designer and rock star wife and mama Ann Dexter Jones, who stopped by to support Alexa and her mom. Ann– married, divorced and remarried to Mick Jones of Foreigner– is another NYC dynamo. All of her kids are big successes including rock producer Mark Ronson, designer Samantha Ronson, DJ Charlotte Ronson.

And no one talked about Roseanne, Harvey, Morgan, Trump, Cohen, et al for at least two blissful hours! Also on the scene last night: Claire Mercuri, singer Genesis Jones, lifestyle expert Valerie Greenberg, and peripatetic gossipeuse Rob Shuter. And everyone got fancy hairbrushes from Angelo David salon.

Just as we were hitting the sack last night on the East Coast, Roseanne began Tweeting that Ambien made her write the racist rant against Valerie Jarrett.

But in 2013, Roseanne wrote a similar racist rant against another Obama aide, Susan Rice. Was that because of Ambien?

Here’s that Tweet:

Roseanne is a racist. She’s also a conspiracy theorist who re-Tweets nonsense from other crazy people on the internet. These re-Tweets are anti-Semitic, which is interesting since she claims to be Jewish. But she continually sends out messages about philanthropist George Soros, claiming he’s a Nazi and hurt other Jews in a concentration camp. Roseanne can’t do any math apparently, since Soros was 13 when he and his family fled the Nazis.

She is completely vile. Not a single word of apology on Twitter will help her.

It’s all a big joke to Roseanne Barr. Today her career ended, and she destroyed the incomes of a lot of people. She vowed to leave Twitter but guess what? She never did. Her account is still active and she’s still Tweeting.

i thought she was saudi

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 30, 2018

She added: “Don’t feel sorry for me, guys!!-I just want to apologize to the hundreds of people,and wonderful writers (all liberal) and talented actors who lost their jobs on my show due to my stupid tweet. I will be on Joe Rogan’s podcast friday.”

This miserable creature can’t stop herself. She has no idea how much damage she’s done to anyone, let alone herself. Her agents have dropped her. ABC will wind up suing her. She’s finished on TV. HBO isn’t going to welcome her back. Netflix and Amazon, Hulu: very unlikely. She could do pay per view. But who would pay?

Roseanne, can no one shut you up? I’ll bet your kids, seeing their inheritance slip away, are trying their hardest.