I just received a notice that all nine of the dining chains owned by Earl Investments– aka Robert Earl– have suffered a massive data breach.

This is the chain heavily invested in and identified with Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarezenegger.

And this does mean Planet Hollywood in Times Square and most of the restaurants owned by this group.

They write:

Earl Enterprises recently became aware of a data security incident potentially affecting payment card information of a limited number of guests that dined at certain of Earl Enterprises’ restaurants. Potentially affected restaurants include the following brands: Buca di Beppo, Earl of Sandwich, Planet Hollywood, Chicken Guy!, Mixology and Tequila Taqueria. We are providing this notice to our guests to inform them of the incident and steps they can take to help protect themselves. The security and privacy of our guests’ payment card data is a top priority, and Earl Enterprises deeply regrets that this incident occurred.

They add:

The malicious software was designed to capture payment card data, which could have included credit and debit card numbers, expiration dates and, in some cases, cardholder names. Although the dates of potentially affected transactions vary by location, guests that used their payment cards at potentially affected locations between May 23, 2018 and March 18, 2019 may have been affected by this incident. Online orders paid for online through third-party applications or platforms were not affected by this incident.

Sounds bad. Maybe Rambo, John McClane, or the Terminator can come in and fix this problem.

PS Didn’t I just see the Earl of Sandwich in King Lear on Broadway? He didn’t mention a thing about it!

Before his wedding to Katy Perry, “Lord of the Rings” and “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor Orlando Bloom is selling his Beverly Hills sex cave for $8.9 million.

I received this from TopTenRealEstateNews and decided to run it in its entirety from my sex cave on the fifth floor of a Greenwich Village converted tenement. He’s marrying the woman in the photo, btw.

Not my words, not one of them. The song It’s Only Make Believe should be playing in the background:

With his wedding to Katy Perry on the horizon, English Lord of the Rings actor Orlando Bloom is selling the house he bought in Beverly Hills after an extensive renovation. He had planned on living in the home as Hollywood’s #1 bachelor pad, before he proposed to Perry on Valentine’s Day. Though there is much speculation about when and where the marriage will take place, neither the date nor location has been announced and Bloom, 42, has now put his house on the market, priced at $8.99 million.

Located on “Billionaires’ Row” with stunning views over the city and ocean, the 4,011-square-foot, four-bedroom, four-bath contemporary exemplifies the indoor-outdoor living that characterizes the celebrity lifestyle up and down the California coast. The wide sweep of the open floor plan, sliding walls of glass and lightly defined living areas supply Hollywood drama from its sunken living room conversation pit with views of the zero-edge pool and spa, outdoor dining and conversation areas. All in sparkling white from walls to furniture, the house is a perfect setup for art collections and of a size to entertain on an intimate or large scale.

Built in the 1960s, Bloom added a new pool and reinforced it with caissons installed 50-feet underground. He also added wood decking, built-in seating, LED lighting, a romantic fire feature behind the pool and reconfigured the kitchen to open to the dining room. The master bath opens through a sliding glass to a private walled deck that invites au naturel sunning. Grounds are beautifully landscaped for privacy and pleasure.

Orlando Bloom is well known for his roles as Legolas in the ‘Lord of the Rings’ trilogy and Will Turner in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’ and ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.’ He likes to mix things up and return occasionally to stage acting, but soon he will be filming a war drama, ‘The Outpost’ with Scott Eastwood and Caleb Landry Jones.

Now for sale, Orlando Bloom’s Billionaires’ Row, Beverly Hills home is for sale, priced at $8.99 million. The listing agent is Jason Oppenheim, of the Oppenheim Group, who also sold Bloom the house two years ago. Jason and his real estate team are the subject of the new hit Netflix original series, ‘Selling Sunset.’

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I’ve told you before that Roseanne Barr’s stand up comedy dates are in peril. She has four dates booked on ticketmaster, and only one — in Jim Thorpe, PA– has sold reasonably well.

But the dates in Detroit and Raleigh, NC are largely unsold and the clock is running out. It’s hard to believe people aren’t interested in listening to Roseanne explain how she racially mocked Valerie Jarrett on Twitter, got fired, and then blamed everyone else in the world.

For Raleigh on May 2, pretty much you can have the pick of the place:

Same for Detroit on May 19th:

Even Fort Wayne, Indiana isn’t much better: