Friday, July 17, 2026

Carly Simon: Punch Line to Her Warren Beatty Affair Almost Better than “You’re So Vain”

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This is a bit of a tease, because Carly Simon’s wonderful memoir “Boys in the Trees” isn’t published until two days before Thanksgiving.

But I will tell you that the punchline to her encounter with Warren Beatty is almost better than any story about “You’re So Vain.” Actually, the punchline may be why she wrote “You’re So Vain.” I don’t know.

Maybe I will be able to divulge this anecdote closer to the time of publication. But it’s in keeping with Carly’s usual bluntness about her personal life. And very very funny.

“Boys in the Trees,” by the way, is getting a CD to accompany it from Rhino Records. We’ll be able to cue up the music to the page number in the book. (This is so smart, why doesn’t it happen more often?)

I’m told the rest of the book is just as honest about others as it is about Warren. I know there’s a Mick Jagger chapter. He does sing harmonies on “You’re So Vain.”

I like that Carly named her book after her hit 1978 album “Boys in the Trees.” But I thought she would call it “Haven’t Got Time for the Pain.”

I’ve pre-ordered my copy already from amazon. PS I do believe Ms. Simon has agreed to a book signing at Barnes and Noble in New York during Thanksgiving week. I’d queue up now, if I were you. This is a rare appearance.

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Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman is the founder and editor-in-chief of Showbiz411. He wrote the FOX411 column on FoxNews.com from 1999 to 2009, where he covered Michael Jackson, and previously wrote the "Intelligencer" column at New York magazine in the mid-1990s, where he covered the O.J. Simpson trial. He also edited Fame magazine. His bylines have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, the New York Daily News, the New York Post, Vogue, Details, and the Miami Herald. He is a voting member of the Critics Choice Awards (Film and Television branches), and his movie reviews are tracked by Rotten Tomatoes. With D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus, he co-produced the 2002 documentary "Only the Strong Survive," which screened at Directors' Fortnight at the Cannes Film Festival.

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