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Paul Simon Is On the Same High Level as the Beatles, Dylan, As the All The Major Songwriters of the Classic Pop Era

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As the great rock and pop songwriters are nearing 80 and selling catalogs, it’s time to look back at what became the canon in our culture. The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Smokey Robinson, Carole King, the Motown gang (HDH, Ashford and Simpson) and so on.

I’m thinking about how smart part of NBCNews.com let a writer named Jeff Slate slag off Paul Simon this week on their website. He called him a “footnote” to Dylan. It was just extraordinarily stupid, and earned this person the ire of every music and culture writer who heard about it. I imagine this guy is enjoying his notoriety.

Paul Simon doesn’t need any help from me. He’s rich, and I think, happy. Plus he knows his place in history. I do recall, though, that Rolling Stone, reviewing Simon’s self titled first album, said something like: “If Paul Simon was worried about his place in history, with this album he no longer has to.”

Indeed.

Much has been written in Simon’s defense using “Bridge Over Troubled Water” as his masterpiece, which is probably right. But his catalog is much deeper than that, and that’s like saying “Like a Rolling Stone” is Dylan’s one stand out. There are few lyricists at Simon’s level, whether it’s “The Boxer” or “American Tune” or the songs from “Graceland.” I have a few favorites like “Rewrite,” from a recent album, or “Fathers and Daughters,” or “Rene and Georgette Magritte With their Dog After the War.”

Simon is far more acerbic than Dylan in his wording. In his compositions, he finds the hook more easily, and invokes jazz and Tin Pan Alley in ways that recall Gershwin and Porter. Billy Joel is definitely his descendant. Go back to the album “Still Crazy After All These Years,” from 1975. It’s a watershed moment, even for Simon, who’d just had two or three groundbreaking collections precede it. There’s a reason he and Stevie Wonder were locked in a fight for the first half of that decade. And Dylan — with the exception of “Forever Young” and “Blood on the Tracks” — wasn’t. They were in an unparalleled zone of creativity.

So “footnote”? Not quite. They’ll be singing “The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, tenement halls” long after we’re gone.

Meantime, I found this Dick Cavett Show clip in which Simon explains how he wrote “Bridge,” sort of lifting it from a bunch of different ideas that came from gospel. (Much the same way he adapted gospel for “Love Me Like a Rock.”) It’s fascinating and also instructive because when Aretha Franklin heard it, she knew it was gospel. She reinvented the song, had a huge hit with it just one year after Simon & Garfunkel, and kept playing it and working it right up until her very last show. When I mentioned this to Simon once, he told me to tell her that once he heard her version, he started playing it. This just about as high a compliment as two artists of their caliber could pay to each other. Nothing else matters.

(And don’t tell it’s cultural appropriation. Dylan wouldn’t have existed without Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger, and so on. Every artist of value builds on his or her influences.)

NBC News, Think again.

 

“Saturday Night Live” Remains Stuck at All Time Low Rating with Host Daniel Kaluuya and Musical Guest St. Vincent

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“Saturday Night Live” remains at its all time low rating– 3.6 million– after last night’s desperately off key show.

Daniel Kaluuya was guest host and St. Vincent was musical guest, moving the key demo up a notch to 1.7 from last week’ s 1.5.

But the show was not funny, or clever. Almost every bit of hit the wrong note, starting with the cold open of Britney Spears interviewing Lil Nas X and Matt Gaetz. That was not an opening bit. The audience wants to see a cold open of political satire now. The show isn’t getting it.

Kaluuya’s monologue about British and US racism was off putting, not witty. He tried to help it along, but only Dave Chappelle could get away with material like that.

I’m a big Kyle Mooney fan but that video about apologies lost me. I’m guessing it lost almost everyone.

St. Vincent? She’s interesting, I felt like we needed Cliff Notes to understand what she was doing. She’s been around for 15 years but has never had a hit and has a cult audience, I guess. I wish I’d know more about what to expect from her. Her performances were artful.

The Weekend Update hit some sour notes. It was one Jost and Che’s off nights. Nothing seemed to land, and the Gaetz stuff wasn’t that funny.

Who knows? Maybe the “SNL” squad is as tired as we are. Kate McKinnon still has a glint in her eye, but she’s feeling a little pedestrian. Not enough Cecily Strong. And why aren’t we seeing Beck Bennett in more leads instead of backgrounds?

Not a great effort. On to the next week, and Carey Mulligan, lots of potential with “Promising Young Woman” parodies.

Box Office: Pandemic Over? “Godzilla v Kong” Makes Monstrous $48.5 Mil in Opening Week

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Is the pandemic over?

May be.

In its opening week, from last Wednesday through today, “Godzilla v Kong” made a monstrous $48.5 million. That was in fairly wide release, 3000 theaters. (Kong no longer uses “King,” his first name, patterning himself after Madonna.)

The film stars Alexander Skarsgaard, Millie Bobby Brown, and Rebecca Hall, among others. Plus, of course, the leads.

Did people wear masks? Did anyone care? Was everyone vaccinated? Who knows?

Ironically, the battle of the CGI titans comes from Warner Bros., which also had “G v K” on HBO Max, so the movie made even more for those who invited the gnarly pair into their living and bedrooms.

Elsewhere at the box office, a real movie — “Minari,” an Oscar movie — has made $2 million. But “Nomadland,” which may win Best Picture, is playing somewhere but there are no box office results reported. What a year!

Hunter Biden’s Performance as Eddie Haskell on “CBS Sunday Morning” is a “Beautiful Thing,” May Alter Oscar Race for Best Actor

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Hunter Biden has suddenly jumped out front in the Oscar race. After his performance on “CBS Sunday Morning” this morning, Hunter’s work as Eddie Haskell (look it up, kids) may push him past Chadwick Boseman and Anthony Hopkins for an Academy Award.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Joe Biden, and Jill Biden. I support his presidency totally. But this whole campaign to rehab Hunter with this book, “Beautiful Things,” is a hoot. Whoever set up that segment on “Sunday Morning” today deserves the PR award of the century.

Indeed, the whole book idea is great. The idea is to admit everything, cry a lot, and get everyone’s sympathy. If he’d just stayed quiet and in the background, I wouldn’t have given Hunter another thought. But this campaign is so cynical, I burst out laughing.

Also, really a segment lasting nine minutes and 44 seconds in which not a serious question is asked is the last straw. And since he’s offering his personal life up for inspection, what happened to the woman he had a baby with, didn’t want to take responsibility while he was dating his sister-in-law? I really wanted Tracy Smith to ask him about all that. Plus, his new wife and baby. If you’re not going to get into his business life, at least talk about that.

Oh, Eddie Haskell. Without a doubt.

Jon Voight’s Anti-Abortion “Roe v. Wade” Movie is Out, with a Zero on Rotten Tomatoes, and No Distribution

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Who knew?

Jon Voight’s anti-abortion movie, “Roe v. Wade,” has had a stealth release for Easter weekend. There are five reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, all negative. One is from the New York Times, which called it “hammy.” The score: Zero.

You can buy the DVD for “Roe v. Wade” but you can’t rent it or stream it on Nextflix, Apple or Amazon. The movie has no distribution. It’s not in theaters.

“Roe v. Wade” is a screed against abortion co-directed (and financed) by Nick Loeb, the moronic rich kid who dated “Modern Family” actress Sofia Vergara and then sued her for her stored eggs. (Even though they’d broken up he wanted her children.)

Loeb is the son of 90 year old former Reagan appointee ambassador John Loeb, a top Republican donor (major money to McConnell, et al). In 1996, Nick’s mother, Meta Martindell Harrsen, killed her estranged third husband, Jeffrey Bauer, and then herself in a tabloid scandal murder suicide. (Her married name was Meta Bauer, coincidentally one of the first soap opera characters on TV from the 1950s.)

Nick’s claim to fame, other than trying to hijack a TV star’s fertilized eggs, was marketing a condiment no one wanted called Onion Crunch. (See if you can find it in your grocery store.)

Nick has taken his father’s money — John Loeb is from the famed Loeb-Lehman banking and real estate dynasty– to underwrite “Roe v. Wade,” which has an all star cast of D Listers including himself (he acts in it), ex wacky Fox Newser Stacey Dash, former kid star Joey Lawrence, Jamie Kennedy (still alive), Corbin Bernsen (mother Jeanne Cooper turning in her grave), nut job right winger Robert Davi, and Duke of Hazzard John Schneider. Sadly, Steve Guttenberg is involved. So is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter, Greer.

In this Supreme Court untelling of the “Roe v. Wade” case, Voight plays Supreme Court Justice Warren Berger. Voight is old now, and has destroyed most of what his stellar career that came from movies like “Midnight Cowboy” and “Coming Home.” He lost his mind some time ago endorsing Trump over and over, sucking up to him until he got a quote-unquote Presidential Medal of Freedom. It’s hard to imagine that he and daughter Angelina Jolie (herself in hot pursuit of trying to destroy former baby daddy Brad Pitt) have much to discuss at a dinner table.

“Roe v. Wade” so far can’t be streamed in any conventional place. Maybe one day it will drift onto a platform by accident until some subscriber complains. But it’s likely just a vanity project, money out the window for Loeb, his father. and something called the Susan B. Anthony List Inc. which is billed as an executive producer. They’re a 501 c3 from Virginia that pays million in salaries to its executives while promising its donors it will eradicate abortion. Suckers.

 

Rapper DMX, 50, Is in “Grave Condition” and Possible “Vegetative State” After Overdose, Heart Attack

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Influential rapper DMX is in what’s described as grave condition and a possible vegetative state after an overdose and a heart attack.

The news was reported by TMZ that DMZ, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was rushed to White Plains Hospital in Westchester County, New York. It doesn’t sound good.

Simmons has had a lifelong struggle with addiction and substance abuse. He’s been in rehab many times. He’s also recently been in jail for tax evasion.

Sending prayers and good wishes to his family.

Taylor Swift Will Drop Re-Recorded “Fearless” Album Next Friday, April 9th with Special Guest Keith Urban

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Hello, Scooter Braun and Scott Borchetta: Taylor Swift is dropping her re-recorded “Fearless” album on Friday, April 9th. The $300 million Braun got for selling Taylor’s masters to an investment firm is going up in flames. (I’m surprised they haven’t asked for their money back.)

Taylor writes: “I’m really honored that @KeithUrban is a part of this project, duetting on That’s When and singing harmonies on We Were Happy. I was his opening act during the Fearless album era and his music has inspired me endlessly.”

Two singles from the remastered album have already been hits. Watch the album hit number 1 on April 16th without too much trouble.

UPDATE: “Law & Order SVU” Benson-Stabler Cross Over Ratings Better than Expected, Re-run Tonight on NBC

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Thursday night’s ratings for the “Law & Order SVU” cross over were even better when they were all counted.

“SVU” actually reaped just over 8 million viewers. “Organized Crime” hit a 7.8 million.

The return of Chris Meloni to the “Law & Order” fold was such a huge hit that the shows will be repeated tonight on NBC.

Of course, the question now, is what next? They killed off Benson’s wife and doubled down on the long-simmering unconsummated romance between Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Elliot Stabler (Meloni). If these two ever hook up they’ll be grandparents!

A number of viewers commented on the possible issues set up with the “Organized Crime” pilot. It seemed built for a movie not a TV series, with Stabler on a mission to avenge the death of his wife. Dylan McDermott seems like he’s playing Stabler’s nemesis in a long term arc. That’s not exactly how “Law & Order” has proceeded in the past. Instead of a continuing plot, the shows are usually self-contained with occasional references to old stories. We’ll see how this plays out.

RIP Arthur Kopit, 83, Three Time Tony Award Nominee, Author of “Nine,” “Wings,” “Oh Dad, Poor Dad”

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Arthur Kopit, the legendary dramatist, died yesterday morning at the age of 83. He is survived by his wife, Leslie Garis; his children Alex, Ben, Kat; his grandchildren Arthur, Beatrix, and Clara; and his sister, Susan.

Kopit was a three time Tony Award nominee: for the book for the musical, “Nine,” for his plays “Wings,” and “Oh Dad Poor Dad, Momma’s Hung You in the Closet and I’m Feelin’ So Sad.” He was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize twice, for “Indians”: and for “Wings.”

He was beloved by his lifelong friends from Long Island with whom he grew up in the Five Towns, including my uncle. Condolences to his family.

from his official obit: Throughout a career spanning seven decades, Arthur Kopit authored an extraordinary string of admired, acclaimed, and award-winning stage works, beginning with Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma’s Hung You in the Closet and I’m Feelin’ So Sad, which Jerome Robbins directed on Broadway while Kopit was still an undergraduate at Harvard. His other works include Indians (Tony Award Nominee, Finalist for Pulitzer Prize); Wings (Tony Nominee, Finalist for Pulitzer Prize); End of the World, with Symposium to Follow; a new translation of Ibsen’s Ghosts; the book for the musicals Nine and Phantom (both with scores by Maury Yeston); the book for the musical High Society; Road to Nirvana;  BecauseHeCan (originally entitled Y2K); A Dram of Drummhicit (written with Anton Dudley); and numerous one act plays.

His most recent projects include Discovery of America, a play based on the journals of the Spanish conquistador, Cabeza de Vaca; and two new plays, Secrets of the Rich and The Incurables. Mr. Kopit was a member of the Dramatists Guild and the Lark Play Development Center, where he headed the Lark Playwrights’ Workshop, influencing and mentoring countless young playwrights. He was, right up to his death, a tireless advocate for playwrights, theater makers, theater companies, and especially The Lark.

Kopit’s longtime friend and “Nine” collaborator Maury Yeston said, “Arthur was one of the most uncompromisingly original writers that America ever produced. A genuine born playwright, his work possesses the kind of universality that is understood by the entire human race, across all cultures and languages. The worlds he created come to life inside the minds of every audience member who has the good fortune of attending one of his shows. But his greatest trait – even beyond his enviable brilliance – was a generosity that knew no bounds.”

Armie Hammer Eating His Heart Out After Exiting Broadway Play, “The Minutes,” by Tracy Letts

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Armie Hammer is thinking of recording a version of the Rascals’ “Ain’t Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore.”

Seriously, potential cannibal Hammer, who’s lost all his movie and TV jobs, is now out of the Tracy Letts’ “The Minutes,” directed by Anna D. Shapiro. The Broadway play shut down in previews a year ago and never opened. The word is they will try and start it up again this fall or the spring of 2022, But not with Hammer.

Hammer said in a statement: “I have loved every single second of working on The Minutes with the family I made from Steppenwolf. But right now I need to focus on myself and my health for the sake of my family. Consequently, I will not be returning to Broadway with the production.”

The producers replied: “Armie remains a valued colleague to all of us who have worked with him onstage and offstage on The Minutes. We wish only the best for him and respect his decision.”

The great Blair Brown and Austin Pendleton, and Tony winner Jessie Mueller were also set to be in the cast, and I hope they return. But “The Minutes” probably pays scale for Broadway, which Armie can’t afford anymore. He’s lost all his work and needs movie of some kind when he finally sorts out of his various scandals.