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“Succession” Post-Mortem with Spoilers: Alexander Skarsgard Gets Not One But Two Meta Jokes

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SPOILERS INCLUDED

Ok. Now that episode 5 of “Succession” has ended, there are a couple of meta jokes at Alexander Skarsgard’s expense. I didn’t want to give them away during the week.

The first is when his character, Matsson, tells Shiv that he’s been sending blood to his comms lady, Ebba. Forget that he’s involved in a big MeToo situation. Skarsgard is famous for playing a vampire on “True Blood.” He hasn’t given up his vampire ways.

Second, at the retreat Matsson is surprised to learn Greg is a cousin. “Are you all related to each other?” he asks. “How many of you are there?”

This is really meta. Of course people keep saying this about the Skarsgard family. Father Stellan is a very busy respected actor, known from “Good Will Hunting.” Brother Bill has emerged as another busy actor, currently in “John Wick 4.” There’s another, Gustaf, and who knows how many are waiting out there? It was very funny.

Great episode. Shiv and Roman were heartbreaking. Greg may know more than he’s saying — how did he know about the Kill List? The writing remains impeccable, as does everything else.

And somehow they’ve pulled off two episodes without Logan.

“60 Minutes” Profiles Nicolas Cage 20 Years Too Late, Ignores All the Good Stuff like 5 Wives, Lawsuits Galore, Dozens of Bad Movies, Arrest

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If “60 Minutes” had profiled Nicolas Cage in 2004, they would have been right on time. That was the year he appeared in “National Treasure,” an “Indiana Jones” rip off.

In the 19 years since then, Cage has appeared in dozens of flops, B movies, some so bad they have no rating at all on Rotten Tomatoes, some with Zeroes or single digit ratings from critics. None have been hits, not even “Pig,” which picked up a cult following a couple of years ago.

“60 Minutes” should stay away from showbiz profiles. Cage has been a walking box office disaster for two decades. On tonight’s show, he appeared wearing heavy make up and lipstick. He looked embalmed. He’s been married five times (number 4 was annulled after a couple of days). His first marriage was to eventual Oscar winner Patricia Arquette. His second was to Lisa Marie Presley. Those marriages, plus the three that followed, are more interesting than his movies. “60 Minutes” ignored them. He also has a child named Kal-El, Superman’s real name from Krypton.

Kathleen Turner hated Cage so much from making “Peggy Sue Got Married,” she actually got in a lawsuit with him over things she wrote in a memoir. The movie was directed by Cage’s uncle, Francis Ford Coppola, another fact ignored by “60 Minutes.” Plus, the really juicy stuff– playing Monopoly with real estate, losing massively expensive properties he couldn’t afford– was all glossed over. They also skipped over a 2011 domestic abuse arrest. (As a friend of mine used to say, None of this makes him a bad person!)

Sharyn Alfonsi usually does a respectable job with straight ahead news pieces. She was out of her depth with this one. If she did it thinking Cage’s new movie, “Renfield,” would be a hit, she was wrong. Panned by critics, “Renfield” has made just $13 million in two weeks.

Hats off to whatever publicist pulled off this magic trick. Cage should buy them an island!

Shell Shock: NBC Universal CEO Ousted Over “Inappropriate Relationship” With Female in the Company

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Jeff Shell is out at NBC Universal as CEO. The reason? At least for now the reason given is an “inappropriate relationship” with a female in the company. In other words, he was having an affair with someone who worked for him.

It’s actually hard to believe in 2023 that no one has learned their lesson. After Shell himself had to fire Universal’s Ron Meyer, CBS booted Les Moonves, CNN got rid of Jeff Zucker, Warner Bros. had their problem with Kevin Tsujihara, and on air personalities like Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose were shown the door — you’d think the message was clear. It’s not 1955, we are not living in a John Cheever novel. That party is over with a capital O.

“Today is my last day as CEO of NBCUniversal,” Shell — who’s been married a long time — wrote in a memo to staff. “I had an inappropriate relationship with a woman in the company, which I deeply regret. I’m truly sorry I let my Comcast and NBCUniversal colleagues down, they are the most talented people in the business and the opportunity to work with them the last 19 years has been a privilege.”

Have none of these people ever seen the movie, “Network”? The whole thing has become a huge cliche at this point. And just wait for more to come out about what was really going on. For Comcast to let this out on a Sunday means they couldn’t wait another minute.

Box Office: “Air” Remains Aloft, “Super Mario” Still Super, “Beau” Scared to Death

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Weekend box office:

Ben Affleck’s “Air” is notable in that continues to make money and have very little fall off — just 29% — from last week. Still headed nicely to $50 million and then some, “Air” shows a steamer — in this case, Amazon — did the right thing to put their quality film into theaters first before going onto their platform.

“Super Mario” — yes, $434 million. The goal of $500 million is in focus.

“Beau is Afraid” is up to $3.1 million, adding 965 theaters where a lot of people were obviously perplexed at how this movie got made. If you’re waiting for Broadway star Patti Lupone to appear as Joaquin Phoenix’s mother, I’m told it’s two hours before you see her. Two hours! I guess you could go see “Air,” then sneak into “Beau.”

Guy Ritchie’s “The Covenant” made $6 million, so that’s over. MGM strikes again. “Evil Dead Rise” made $23 million in its debut. Horror works if it’s not self indulgent, and three hours long! Beau would be more afraid if he were in that movie!

Folklore: Taylor Swift Sold 225,000 Albums Last Week with EIGHT Entries in the Top 50

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Taylor Swift is on tour, selling out all her venues. Her fans are going crazy.

How do we know? Last week, Taylor placed seven albums in the top 50. Seven! From her most recent, Midnights (62,469) to Fearless – Taylor’s Version (14,088 copies).

When I called a local record store today to ask if they had something else for Record Store Day, a recording came on saying they weren’t taking calls, but they did have Taylor Swift in stock and “plan accordingly.”

WTF?

Most of these records sound alike to me, but this isn’t my generation. Obviously, Swift is THE star of hers, especially — I would guess — among young ladies. Well, she’s smart, successful, wily, good in business, no one’s fool, and just vengeful enough to take notes for songs during relationships. Good for her!

PS She also outfoxed all the record execs, re-recording her albums so she owns the new master recordings. And they’re selling better than the originals!

Caroline Kennedy’s Son, Jack, Passes the Bar After Graduating Harvard Law School, Yale University

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Jack Schlossberg, grandson of President John F, Kennedy and Jackie Kennedy, is following in his family’s footsteps.

Schlossberg, son of Caroline Kennedy and Edwin Schlossberg, announced on Instagram that he’s passed the bar examination. He’s a graduate of Yale University and Harvard Law School.

The new grad is one of the couple’s three children. They have two daughters, as well, Rose and Tatianna.

What will Jack do now? Unlike his cousin, Robert Kennedy Jr., people actually want him to run for office one day. He’s the rare Kennedy with no scandals (cross fingers, never). He spends a lot of time scooting around the Hudson River on a paddle board or in a canoe or kayak, so we know he’s a Kennedy.

The world is his oyster! Let’s hope this is the beginning of a bright future.

“Young and the Restless” Star Eric Braeden Says He’s Being Treated for Bladder Cancer: “I will lick this thing”

Eric Braeden, star of “The Young and the Restless” for 40 years on CBS, says he’s being treated for bladder cancer after a scare with his prostate.

In an emotional video he’s posted to Facebook, Braeden describes what’s been going on with him for the last several weeks. The 13 minute story is compelling even more so because Braeden sounds like he’s other become his character, Victor Newman, or the character was informed by him. Victor Newman is a hubristic billionaire who gets his own way. Braeden, apparently, approached his problem with a similar mood, and the results are a little comical.

None of this should come as a surprise. Back on March 24th, Braeden posted that his surgeon had taken a malignant tumor out of his bladder. He included pictures of himself on a gurney in the hospital.

Braeden is 81, has always worked out, boxed, etc and is still doing so to a lesser degree. He has a great attitude. “I will lick this thing,” he declares, and you know he will. We need Eric Braeden! He’s an avowed liberal, and his Twitter feed — filled with outrage over the Republicans — is an amusing joy to read every day!

Box Office: “Super Mario” Heads to Improbable $400 Mil Today, There Was a Reason Beau Was Afraid

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Friday box office news:

Improbably, “Super Mario Brothers” will cross the $400 million line today. It made $14 million last night, so another $28 million tonight and tomorrow puts the animated video game movie on its way to $500 million. I hear Luigi is looking for a bigger slice of the streaming pie coming up, while Mario has just bought a house in Beverly Hills for $46 million.

There was reason “Beau” was afraid of posting box office numbers all week. Increasing to 965 theaters on Friday after being just 4 all week, “Beau is Afraid” took in just over $1.1 million. The audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is just 71%, and the critics rating has dropped to 68%. That’s not too promising for this three hour fever dream of a man, played by Joaquin Phoenix, who’s scared of his mother.

Meanwhile, Guy Ritchie’s “The Covenant,” not to be confused with a half dozen other movies with that name, made $2.5 million last night for a probably $7.5 million weekend. The battle action film has a decent 81 on Rotten Tomatoes, but it may be too intense or violent to cross over into a real hit.

Regis Philbin Turning in His Grave: Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos Have a 3 Day Work Week on Formerly “Live” Show

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The late, great Regis Philbin is spinning in his grave.

For years and year, Regis showed up faithfully at 7 Lincoln Square every morning by 8:30am and hosted “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.” Kathie Lee Gifford, too. They did shows five days a week, often holidays. They rarely took vacations or had substitutes in the studio.

But you know, that was a long time ago.

Now “Live with Kelly and Mark” is no longer “live” five days a week. Or four. The married couple, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, are working three days a week. According to the show’s website, “Live” will have just 14 live episodes in May. Each week they will work in three day bunches. On two of those they will tape an extra show.

The whole reason and magic of Regis Philbin’s show was that he and wife Joy, and Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford, were out on the town at least three nights a week. They went to Broadway openings, movie premieres, concerts. They went to cocktail parties where they ran into other famous people. They had adventures. And then the next morning they’d talk about what they did the previous night.

But when Gifford left, the format of the show started to change. The “host chat,” was it was called under Regis’s terms with Kathie Lee and then Kelly Ripa, became one sided on Regis’s part. Ripa had young children and did not go out much. The stories, from past and present, fell to Reege.

Then Regis retired. Ripa was hosting with Michael Strahan. They knew no one in real show business and didn’t really socialize. Little by little the structure of host chat became scripted, with the co-hosts reading prepared stories “found in the newspaper.” It was an utter bore. I turned it off. The whole charm of the show was blown.

Ryan Seacrest, a celebrity born in a mall, succeeded Strahan. He’s a drone who works around the clock and wants to no one to know about his personal life, if he has one. Neither he nor Kelly went anywhere at night. Seacrest’s only anecdotes came from hosting “American Idol” in the late winter and early spring. The host chat was now 90% scripted about who eats pretzels in the bathtub and what to do if your cat starts talking to you. I thought about actually working out in the mornings. (I didn’t do it, don’t worry.)

Now the Conseulos couple has kicked “Live” to the curb. Three days a week only? Regis, I can tell you, is horrified in heaven. He and Dean Martin and Jerry Vale are sitting at a table at Elaine’s. You can hear them down here. “Can you believe it?” Regis is saying. “I built that whole formula. And they’ve destroyed it.”

And you know, people still watch. The ratings are good- 1.2 million average every morning. The age group is young mothers who buy stuff, so the advertisers are happy. There’s no real competition. “Dr. Phil” is leaving the air. “Drew Barrymore” gets half that number. So the show can do whatever it wants.

But what a sad turn of events.

Exonerated Alec Baldwin Starring in A Razzie-Worthy D Movie with Mickey Rourke, Nick Cannon, Tara Reid: Worst Film of All Time?

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Deadline has this exclusive, and I’m happy to credit them.

Alec Baldwin, Mickey Rourke, Nick Cannon, and Tara Reid have made a movie together. It’s called “Hollywood Heist. A first time director called Mike Hatton was behind the camera.

It’s hard to imagine a worse collection of people in a movie. Was the purpose to shoot a D movie? They’ve certainly accomplished that.

Of course, “Hollywood Heist” could turn out to be a surprise hit. But first you’d have to convince people to see it at all.

And imagine the press interviews. Baldwin is currently being exonerated from involuntary manslaughter charges. Cannon, who went through an antisemitism scandal last year, is fathering children by the dozen. Rourke, whose face is unrecognizable, only appears in D movies. Tara Reid is not exactly Jessica Chastain. She has a resume equal to Rourke’s for the last two decades.

See you at the Razzies!