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“Avatar”: No “Titanic,” But A Ground-Breaking Hit

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Avatar,” James Cameron’s $250 million-plus epic, caused chaos last night in the film world. It premiered in London and was shown to some press in New York. Everyone who saw it had to agree to an embargo on running stories or reviews until right before the December 18th release. Then everyone who’d agreed, reneged.

What’s all the fuss? Well, for one thing, the 3D effects are completely groundbreaking. And even though wearing the glasses, etc. can be a little annoying at times, it’s worth it. This is 3D as you’ve never seen it before. Small brightly-lit objects are so real you want to reach out and grab them. When the camera pans through the forest or against trees, the images in the foregound make you want to duck out of the way.

Avatar is a hybrid of live action and a lot ‘ a huge amount ‘ of computer generated graphics. Even though it can be very thrilling, the movie seems more like a video game at times than a film. In fact, the last “act” of the story is largely that. There isn’t tremendous character development or story. It’s mostly plot, plot, action, plot. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

The basic story is a little hard to explain especially if you’ve never used an avatar online or in a game. Essentially, Sigourney Weaver and some space-development people are trying to get onto planet Pandora. Humans can’ t breathe on Pandora ‘ populated by blue zebra-striped two-legged creatures and dinosaur-like monsters ‘ without an oxygen mask. So Sigourney’s team creates avatars who look like Pandorans. Then they put humans into virtual reality tanks, and the humans somehow act out through the avatar bodies and interact with Pandorans. No, it makes no sense, it’s science fiction, and kind of ridiculous. But this is not a Best Picture kind of movie in that sense. It’s a three bag of popcorn crowd pleaser. Don’t think too hard while it’s on.

Anyway, Sam Worthington, the Mark Hamill of this movie, plays the hero, Jake. He’s a paralyzed Marine vet, too, so his avatar adventures are very freeing. Sigourney reluctantly enlists him to get on Pandora and investigate their ways. He does, and, of course, comes to identify with them. He even falls in love with a blue Pandoran, played by Zoe Saldana. When the time comes for Sigourney’s group to start colonization, Jake, naturally, becomes the Pandorans’ leader. (One of my favorite things about Avatar Jake is that he insists on touching each new 3D object he encounters, always with a startling reaction.)

In the process of this, “Avatar” is revealed as a combination of several movies and stories we’ve seen before, from “Dances with Wolves” to “1 Million BC” to “Land of the Lost” and “Lord of the Rings.” There’s more than a huge sampling of “Apocalypse Now.” And there’s a strong eco message too about saving the planet, going green, and the lives of trees. What’s missing, storywise, is a lot of originality or humor. But there’s everything else: At one point the screen is filled with Africans, Indians, dinosaurs, and Smurfs ‘ all that’s missing is the kitchen sink. Cameron pulls out all the stops and then some.

There isn’t a lot of what you might call acting. Stephen Lang plays a cardboard cut-out villain with bulging eyes and muscles who is a little too laughable ‘ and seems like a CGI himself and not human. Cameron has never met a cliche he didn’t like; they are all here. Sigourney’s Grace starts out as a cigarette smoking toughie, and winds up mothering her charges. Inconsistencies abound. Worthington is not Laurence Olivier, or even Harrison Ford. But he’s good enough. At least we see him as human and Blue. Zoe Saldana is only Blue, and seems to be playing Angelina Jolie from “Beowulf.”

There’s going to be a lot of debate about “Avatar” re: the “is it a film or video game?” discussion. What it is is entertaining as hell. It’s a sure-fire award winner for technical things. On its way to boxoffice gold, “Avatar” will be an event more than anything else. Fans will want to see it just to realize what Cameron has accomplished visually. With 10 Best Picture slots, “Avatar” also seems destined for a nomination. But it isn’t “Titanic.” There’s no Kate and Leo. And overselling it may cause “Avatar” more harm than good. It’s got so many fantastic elements, that it has to be encountered for those without dwelling on its deficiencies.

“Avatar” is among the best of 2009, along with “Inglourious Basterds,” “Precious,” “An Education,” “The Hurt Locker,” “The Messenger,” “Nine,” “A Single Man,” “A Serious Man,” “Up in the Air,” “The Fantastic Mr. Fox,” and “The Last Station.” As an artistic and technical creation, though, it stands by itself.

Supporting Stars: Julianne, Matt, Stanley and Patty

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Three big movies are opening this weekend: “Invictus,” “A Single Man,” and “The Lovely Bones.” The first two are excellent and not to be missed. The third is a strange curiosity. But they have one thing in common: great supporting performances destined for the Academy Awards.

Julianne Moore is just amazing as Charley, the best friend and British ex-pat who lives next door to Colin Firth in “A Single Man.” If anyone’s ready for an Oscar it’s Moore, and I predict that, with Firth, she will wind up in the top five and could even win (both of them). Moore’s Charley could almost be the wife or cousin of Jared Harris’s character on “Mad Men.” Abandoned by her wealthy husband and her grown kids, Charley is left to drink, dance and smoke in her 1962 Santa Monica retreat. She’s a great drunk, almost like one of the women from “Absolutely Fabulous.” She’s also incredibly sad. When she dances with Firth to Booker T & the MGs, and tries without luck to seduce her gay friend, you really feel for her. Moore’s main scene with Firth is so memorable and key that when she closes the door to her house as he leaves, you want to applaud.

Matt Damon was so good in Steven Soderbergh’s not totally cooked, “The Informant!” If the movie had been better Damon would be up for a lead actor Oscar. But it’s not, so we turn to “Invictus.” Damon is pumped up and buff as South African rugby captain Francois‘Pienaar. He’s also got the accent down so perfectly ‘ and apparently the rugby, too ‘ that you forget Damon isn’t a blond, white South African. Damon’s trajectory from “Good Will Hunting” to here is astonishing. He’s never embarrassed himself, and has chosen roles with a consistent approach. Without being showy, he’s become a dependable Hollywood star in the old sense. And he can handle sensitive material, comic, and action of course (See under “Bourne.”) Morgan Freeman has an easier time in “Invictus” because we know a lot about Nelson Mandela. In a script that doesn’t do much to flesh out characters, Damon creates Pienaar from nothing, and holds up his end of the film beautifully.

Stanley Tucci is the killer in “The Lovely Bones.” I’m not giving anything away since we’re told this up front. But Tucci’s two supporting roles this year ‘ ‘the other as Paul Child in “Julie & Julia” ‘ suddenly establishes him as the go to guy. This follows his great work in “The Devil Wears Prada.” In “Bones,” a not great cup o’crazy movie, Tucci is just creepy and understated enough to scare the bejeezus out of us. He’s evil but you can’t take your eyes off of him. It’s hard to say that anyone can beat Christoph Waltz from “Inglourious Basterds” for Best Supporting Actor, but Tucci and Damon give it their best shots.

And let’s not forget Patricia Clarkson from Woody Allen’s “Whatever Works.” Sony Pictures Classics isn’t doing much for her as the Allen film wasn’t a big hit. But Clarkson is worth the price of renting the film and fast forwarding in about 40 minutes. She’s a total comic delight, as good if not better, than many of Woody’s Oscar-winners.

Michael Jackson Exploited by Scientology

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Michael Jackson’s estate lawyers won’t be amused to hear this: Jackson’s likeness and music are being exploited by Scientology.

My colleague Guy Adams of the U.K. paper The Independent came across this invite to a December 6th Scientology event in Britain:

jackojpeg1 Michael Jackson Exploited by Scientology

THE OT COMMITTEE CC LONDON CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO a spectacular evening celebrating one of the greatest artists of all time Michael Jackson in true Celebrity Centre style.

‘ Get briefed by a Senior Executive from Celebrity Centre International on the plans for CC London.

‘ Enjoy entertainment in honour of the King of Pop with dance troupe ‘Malfunktion’ and singer supreme Anton Lorien!

‘ Find out what the OT Committee is all about and what their plans are for the Ideal CC London!

Sunday, 6th December ‘ 7.00pm
Fitzroy House, 33-35 Fitzroy Street, London W1T 6DX
Refreshments will be served.

A spectacular evening that you will NOT want to miss!

CALL xxxxxxxxx TO RESERVE YOUR PLACE NOW!

‘ 2009 Church of Scientology Religious Education College Inc. A non-profit organisation incorporated in South Australia. Registered Office 24-28 Waymouth Street, Adelaide, South Australia. Registered in the UK under company number FC9154. Registered agent in the UK: P D Hodkin, 42/44 Copthorne Road, Felbridge, East Grinstead, RH19 2NS. OT and CELEBRITY CENTRE are trademarks and service marks owned by Religious Technology Center and are used with its permission.

Michael was many things, but he was NOT a Scientologist. Of course, he was married to one ”Lisa Marie Presley ‘‘but he resisted’ the sect’s charms ‘ and hers apparently too.

Michael Jackson’s Kids Spent Thanksgiving in Vegas Hotel

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Michael Jackson must be rolling in his million dollar tomb. His kids spent Thanksgiving not in the warm embrace of a family meal at home, but in a luxury suite in a Las Vegas hotel.

A video of the kids’ Vegas reverie has been posted on YouTube.

The video features some of Jermaine and Randy Jackson’s kids conducting a tour of a $25,000 a-night a suite at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas on Thanksgiving Day. The suite is sort of a cold place on several floors and has a basketball court. Blanket ‘ Prince Michael II ‘ is seen in the video and heard shouting. His older brother, Prince, can be seen in it as well.

The question is then raised: where is Katherine Jackson, the kids’ grandmother and guardian? Why is there no adult present besides a bodyguard?

I told you recently that a Jackson insider said that the longer Michael’s kids are with the Jacksons, the worse it’s going to get for them.

And these are the Jackson family values. At last night’s premiere of the Jacksons’ reality show for A&E, guests were appalled that no mention was made of Michael Jackson at all. None of his songs were played. Jermaine Jackson thanked Allah. And the crowd was the usual D list gang: Some of the Wayans family showed up, as well as Tia Carrerre and Flava Flav. But they couldn’t compete with the few celebs who showed for the unveiling of a book called “Michael Jackson Opus”: former star athlete Bruce Jenner and his wife Kris Kardashian; and the grandstanding Jesse Jackson.

Meryl Streep: It Isn’t Easy Being Queen

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59110031Meryl Streep is just as endearing and funny in real life as she is on stage. It’s hard to believe, but it’s true.

Readers of this column may recall a recent entry in which La Streep took two sips of a Tanqueray martini at a premiere, and then backed off.

When I ran into her last night at the Museum of Modern Art, just following the screening of “It’s Complicated,” she’d had a whole martini.

“I had to,” she laughed, “to get through this.” She is not crazy about big premieres, but there she was, meeting and greeting her fans for the third time this month. Nevertheless, Meryl is a sport. She even sat through the last half hour of the movie ‘ something she never does.”It’s hard to be Queen,” someone said to Streep as she entered the party. Meryl shot back, “I wouldn’t want her problems, believe me!”

(Folks, she’s going to get the Academy Award for “Julie & Julia.” I’m just sayin’.)

Co-star Alec Baldwin, on the other hand, did not see the movie. He went off to have dinner with sometime girlfriend Nicole Seidel. At the very swanky MoMA party ‘ which featured a tremendous recreated dessert bakery just like the one Meryl’s character owns in the movie ‘ Baldwin was sweating so hard perspiration ran down his face. He kept trying to mop it up with a handkerchief.

Around the MoMA lobby, there were plenty of celebs eating the delicious food and talking about the fantasy life presented in “It’s Complicated.” Among them: Universal chief Ron Meyer and NBC’s Jeff Zucker, who may be bonding now that the company has been sold. Also, Tina Fey ‘‘sans glasses ‘ who promised me she’s coming up with more ways to zetz the NBC folks on “30 Rock.”’ Plus there was the movie’s costar John Krasinski (who’s very good in this movie) and fiancee Emily Blunt (about to oppen in Young Victoria“), Steve Martin (and doppelganger pal art dealer Larry Gagosian), Rita Wilson, Alexandra Wentworth, Oliver Stone, Marisa Hargitay and Peter Hermann, Bob and Lynne Balaban, Barry and Diana Levinson, Bob Dishy and Judy Graubart.

Meryl Streep: For Oscars, It’s (Really) Complicated

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Everyone should have Meryl Streep’s problems. Are you ready? You can’t be nominated twice in the same category for an Academy Award. So what will Streep do? She’s the lead in Nora Ephron’s “Julie & Julia” and Nancy Meyers‘ “It’s Complicated.” She’s outstanding in each. Yikes! It’s not exactly Sophie’s choice.

My guess is she will probably be nominated ‘ and could win for ‘ her transcendent portrayal of Julia Child. It’s not an imitation of the famed chef. Streep inhabits her. It’s sort of wild. And mesmerizing.

This isn’t to say she isn’t great in Meyers’ new comedy of manners, “It’s Complicated,” the movie that could be termed the anti-”Precious” of 2009. “It’s Complicated” is a dazzling fantasy of what life is like for wealthy, attractive white people who live in paradise ‘ Santa Barbara, California. These people are even better off and more insulated from reality than Meyers’ gang from “Something’s Gotta Give” simply because they are in Santa Barbara, the U.S. equivalent of Cap d’Antibes.

This isn’t a criticism: “It’s Complicated” is set to be a huge hit for Universal. It’s not an Oscar nominee, but something better: a money maker. In a season of downer films about war, layoffs, the ghetto, and other depressing matters, only “It’s Complicated” and Rob Marshall’s “Nine” (an Oscar favorite) are respites from gloom.

“It’s Complicated” is like a very rich dessert. Meryl’s Jane is divorced, happy, and successful. She just doesn’t have a man. So she has an affair with her ex, played by Alec Baldwin. He’s married to an of-age child with a flat abdomen played by Lake Bell who has a child from an interlude in their short marriage (his name is Pedro, he’s the only non-white character in the movie). Meryl lives in a beautiful home on lots of property, but is now so successful as a baker (yes ‘ more cooking!) that she can hire Steve Martin to be her architect and add on more space. She’s finally getting the kitchen she always wanted!

Again, unlike other Oscar movies this season, no one throws a TV at her, she isn’t fragged, or fired, doesn’t have a swastika carved into her forehead. She also doesn’t get to sing and dance in Italian.

What’s more: this sounds like a real story since Nancy Meyers’ real middle name is Jane. Also, apparently she and husband Charles Shyer have never divorced. They’ve been separated for ten years. And they’re both successful writer-directors. They have two daughters, just like movie Jane.

“It’s Complicated” sounds frivolous, and it is. It also doesn’t matter. Meryl and Alec are a riot together. Steve Martin is unusually restrained, but spot on as always while his character waits and watches to see if Meryl can undo what she’s restarted with Alec. And John Krasinski from “The Office” is a welcome surprise as Meryl’s son-in-law to be.

There are, of course, a couple of iconic scenes that will be played over and over: Alec naked in bed with a laptop, giving Steve Martin a lapdance may leave permanent scarring. But Baldwin could get a Best Supporting Actor nomination out of it. And Streep also has a couple of memorable one liners. “I like a lot of sperm” has to be seen to be understood.

But mostly, Streep carries the film and the day. Unlike her showier roles, in this one she has no accent. There’s no crutch to fall back on. She’s exposed, and real, and very human. And then though “It’s Complicated” seems like it’s not very complicated at all, it’s Meryl’s intelligence and warmth as Jane that’s woven through the whole enterprise. You never want her story to stop.

In a way, it doesn’t have to. If you want to read stories in this ilk, catch up with Laurie Colwin. “It’s Complicated” definitely has echoes of the late great novelist’s work including her’ “Home Cooking” essays and comic novels like “Happy All the Time” and “A Big Storm Knocked it Over.”

Original “Sugar”; Dark Side of the Cabernet; Ribbon Cutting

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“Sugar,” about Dominicans in baseball, was one of the great indie films of the last year. It was also one of the few original screenplays, too, written by its directors, Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden. This is the pair that brought us “Half Nelson” a year or so earlier. Fleck and Boden’s screenplay is nominated for an Indie Spirit Award but why stop there? Academy Award voters should be including it on their ballots, as well. Fleck and Boden are exciting new-generation filmmakers. And their producer Jamie Patricof is a go-getter in the best sense, who won’t take no for an answer…By the way, the pair’s next one is “It’s Kind of Funny,” from the Focus Features stable of the bowtied genius, James Schamus. Sounds terrific…

…There was a wine tasting backstage at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame shows, sponsored by Wines That Rock. Bono, The Edge, and Mick Jagger were among those who couldn’t get enough of’ a Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, and a Woodstock Chardonnay. This is a great idea that someone should have thought of a long time ago: the wines come from the award winning Mendocino Wine Company with beautiful labels and the real stuff inside. Delicious.

…Here’s a little good news: Autism Speaks, the group founded by Bob and Suzanne Wright, is behind a new Manhattan school opening today. The non-profit McCarton School gets an old-fashioned ribbon cutting today at 5:30pm at Eighth Avenue and West 25th St. Guests include Dr. Cecelia McCarton, the founder, along with the Wrights and Archbishop Emeritus of New York, Edward Cardinal Egan. There’s a lot of controversy about autism treatment right now, but a new school is very exciting no matter how you slice it. Congrats!

David Bowie’s Kid Scores British Film Awards

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Remember Zowie Bowie? He was the kid born to David Bowie and his wife Angela. Now Zowie Bowie is Duncan Jones, film director. On Monday, Jones took home the Best Director prize from the British Independent Film Awards for his “Moon,” starring Sam Rockwell. And “Moon” won Best Feature as well. Not bad for a small film that Sony Pictures Classics released here to little fanfare.

I ran into Sam last night at an after party for rocker Sting’s first show at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine. The connection here is that Mrs Sting, Trudie Styler, was a producer’ on “Moon.” Both she and Sam were a bit stunned at news of the prizes. They didn’t think it had a chance. For Sam, who’s good in everything he does, it was a nice accolade.

For Styler, it’s more confirmation of her good eye as a producer. Her Dito Montiel movie from 2006, “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints,” featured Shia LaBeouf and Channing Tatum before they were famous. Robert Downey, Jr. was also in that film ‘ which is worth renting. So here’s a secret: it’s Styler who suggested Downey to Guy Ritchie for “Sherlock Holmes.” She also produced Ritchie’s first two movies, “Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,” and “Snatch.” So if you like Downey as Sherlock, you have Styler to thank! She sure believes in Guy Ritchie ‘certainly more than another blonde (ahem!).

And Styler is a political activist for the environment, as we all know. She recently spoke at the UN General Assembly’s hearing on climate change. Here’s the text of that important speech

Meanwhile: the British Independent Film Awards gave out a lot of prizes, but the best one, I think, was the Jury Prize to U.K. Daily Mail correspondent and columnist Baz Bamigboye. Baz is the most respected film and theatre writer in London. No one is more deserving. Congrats!

Elton John: Feeling Better, Playing Tennis Tonight on Internet

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Elton John’s going to the net tonight ‘ and the ‘Net.

He’s playing tennis with Billie Jean King live on the Internet for his Elton John AIDS Foundation. Here’s the link.’The fun begins at 8pm Eastern time.

Smash Hits 2009, taking place in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, will also feature Serena Williams, Andy Roddick, Lindsay Davenport, Anna Kournikova, Tommy Haas, Liezel Huber, Jan-Michael Gambill, Devin Britton and local favorite Chanda Rubin of Lafayette, La.

They do say that Sir Elton will also participate in a doubles match. He must be feeling a lot better since his health scare last month. Forget “Take Me to the Pilot.” I just hope they don’t take him to the hospital! Good luck Elton!

Sting Gets A Little Amnesty for Bruce Springsteen

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sting 150x250 Sting Gets A Little Amnesty for Bruce SpringsteenThe audience from the Kennedy Center gala on Sunday night is still talking about Sting’s amazing gospel finale of “The Rising” as a tribute to honoree Bruce Springsteen. Last night at a “friends and family” rehearsal for his shows this week at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine, Sting told me: “I just wanted to get it right for Bruce. You could see him sitting there, restrained and watching.” From the looks of it, Sting got it very right. We’ll see it when the show airs on December 29th on CBS.

The whole idea of Sting performing for Bruce sprung from their original collaboration for Amnesty International in 1988. They anchored a six-week “Human Rights Now!” world tour for Amnesty (along with Peter Gabriel, Tracy Chapman and Youssou N’Dour). So it was only fitting that Amnesty, along with indefatigable producer Martin Lewis, hosted a swell after party following Sunday night’s awards for Sting, Bruce, and all the honorees ”Robert DeNiro, Mel Brooks, Grace Bumbry, and jazz great Dave Brubeck. It’s a long time ago now, but people forget: it was Sting’s participation for Amnesty in the “The Secret Policeman’s Ball” in 1981 that got Peter Gabriel, Bono, and others motivated to save the world. If you’ve never heard or seen this amazing spectacle, it’s finally available on DVD.

I don’t think the Amnesty people party much or get their names in print for all the great work they do, so Larry Cox,’ Timothy Higdon, Sandee Borgman, Karen Scott, Helen Garrett.’ Also present was one of Sting’s oldest friends, former Argentinian prisoner-of-conscience Juan Mendez and wife Silvia.)

The Amnesty party at the Mandarin Oriental was so much fun ‘ with lots of sponsors (Piper-Heidseick, Skyy Vodka, Stella Artois, Bass, Remy-Martin, Cointeau) picking up the tab so that the stars could party until 3am. And so they did. Did you know Robert DeNiro likes cucumber martinis? Did we even know such a thing existed?

I can only wonder what Kennedy Center producers George Stevens and his son Michael thought as guests Lewis put together for this shindig kept coming up and congratulating them. The usually staid KC surely needed this adrenalin rush. Here’s the Oscar party-like gang that mixed it up with Bruce, wife Patti Scialfa, Sting, and the sensational Trudie Styler: Meryl Streep, Martin Short, Herbie Hancock, Eddie Vedder, Matthew Broderick (Sarah Jessica Parker was in London), Carol Burnett, Jon Stewart, Jack Black , Ed Norton , Bob and Lynne Balaban, Joe Mantegna, Bill Irwin, Richard Kind, Florence Henderson; and Mel Brooks stars Roger Bart, Gary Beach , Shuler Hensley, Cory English, Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland not to mention that Laura Dern was also there as the wife of Ben Harper.

P.S. It was Dave Brubeck’s 89th birthday, so of course there was a cake and singing at 2am. (He’s also been married for 67 years. Hello, Tiger Woods!) Sting told me last night that he and Bruce spent a lot of time talking to Brubeck on Sunday night. Did he get any secrets? “I’ve been getting them right along,” Sting said, with gravity in his voice. He added, joking: “It’s a tantric thing.”

And more names! That “friends and family” rehearsal was mindblowing last night at St. John the Divine. In the audience were lots of familiar faces starting with Sting and Trudie’s actress daughter Mickey Sumner, who brought along famed acting teacher Sandra Lee; also Dan Abrams, Amy Sacco, John Sykes, and famed artist Stephen Hannock who’s busy drawing, sketching, etc. while the show goes on. “Larry King” show producer Sarah Holbrooke got to film a couple of the songs for Larry’s Christmas show on December 23rd. And the show has a special, unbilled guest among the two dozen musicians on stage: trumpeter Chris Botti.