Joel Schumacher’s “Twelve” screened yesterday to a lot of people leaving the theater quickly. This is “St. Elmo’s Fire” for the “Gossip Girl” crowd, and it’s perfectly awful. Chase Crawford, of “GG” fame, plays a rich teen drug dealer on New York’s ritzy upper East Side. All the kids go to private school, they’re all doing drugs and buying stuff, and acting like stereotypes. Kiefer Sutherland narrates the film like it’s a “Dragnet” episode. Charismatic Billy Magnussen, currently on “As the World Turns,” makes a lasting impression as a spoiled kid who goes crazy, gets some guns and tries to kill everyone. I wish he’d tried harder. Here’s an alternative ending to this item: the Twelve of the title refers to a drug that’s a mix of coke and ecstasy. I wish I’d had some during the screening.…Fox Searchlight seems like it’s in the lead to buy Lisa Cholodenko’s “The Kids Are All Right.” All day we heard stories of every studio wanting this terrific film. But it seemed like a F/S entry while we were watching it. Also in the running: Weinstein Company. There’s also strong interest in “Blue Valentine,” another solid entry. All the potential buyers are being very wary, and trying to out outsmart the sellers. Long gone are the days of bidding wars commencing at the end of screenings…
Joan Rivers is the star of an excellent new documentary about herself called “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work.” It’s directed by Ricki Stern and Anne Sundberg. Listen, Joan Rivers is forever. The film shows clips of Joan from her early days of standup to “Ed Sullivan” to Michael’s Pub, where she became a cult favorite. At last night’s party, I asked Joan what she thought of the whole Conan-Jay debacle. Joan’s NBC disaster ‘ trying to get more money as Johnny Carson’s guest host only to wind up leaving for Fox, disastrously ‘ is chronicled in the film.
“What do you think?” she said, with a dismissive wave of the hand.

Oscar winning writer-director Paul Haggis (”Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby”)’is tentatively signed to film Quincy Jones’ 25th anniversary edition of “We Are the World.”
Katie Holmes arrived early last night for a private dinner at Greenhouse (this is a New York nightclub that’s taken over a beautiful Park City home for events) for a film she’s in called “The Extra Man.” I happened to be walking up the driveway as she came by in a window-darkened Escalade, stayed for a few minutes, and then retreated. By the time dinner was served, Holmes was gone. Nevertheless, stars Kevin Kline, Paul Dano, and John C. Reilly mixed and mingled with directors Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini (”
Sundance 2010 has been waiting for a breakout hit, and one that didn’t have a distributor. It finally happened at 8:30 on Monday night at the Library Center theater, which was packed for a “Special Surprise” screening of Lisa Cholodenko’s “The Kids Are All Right.”
After a mostly depressing day of dramas, Sundance 2010 got a much needed jolt Sunday night.
Ryan Gosling has a very good way of distracting his mom when she’s watching one of his racy movies.
Sundance 2010 Saturday in the snow: yes, it keeps snowing. There are fewer good parties this year and one Sundance insider admits that this year “the festival was done on a shoestring.”
The big question mark of the day wasn’t answered until late in the evening, when Oscar-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman showed his “Jack Goes Boating.” Hoffman’starred in’this play off Broadway last year. Now he shows a real flair for directing, putting himself into the movie along with the amazing Amy Ryan, Daphne Rubin Vega, and John Ortiz. This was the big news of the day, as Michael Moore, Adrien Brody and Chris Cooper (who’s great in the Ben Affleck-Tommy Lee Jones film “
Just realized this: the musician who co-wrote “The Weary Kind” from “Crazy Heart”–which has won the Critics Choice and Golden Globe for Best Song–is named Ryan Bingham.