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Review and Some (Known) Spoilers: “Thor 2” Kicks Ass

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Yes, Thor is back. Chris Hemsworth, looking no worse for the wear after snogging and racing in “Rush,” is throwing his hammer around in every direction again. Tom Hiddleston is brother Loki, a little low key at the beginning of “Thor: The Dark World” but eventually exercising his right to be the villainous bad boy brother to Thor and son of scene chewing Anthony Hopkins. Rene Russo (still on her extended leave from movies) has an extended cameo as the boys’ mom. Natalie Portman returns as brainy Jane of the real world, kinda Thor’s girlfriend.

And there they are. What makes Marvel movies work is that they’re character driven and witty. “Thor,” even at its silliest, is 100 times more fun than “Man of Steel.” It has a simple plot, spelled out. It has well defined characters with clear back stories and motivations. And it’s been shaped into a story with a beginning, middle, end, and a big tease of the next installment. What else do you want?

While 3D boulders and monsters are blowing up and buildings are falling down, you get just enough jokey inside stuff to make you keep watching. Another Marvel super hero turns up unexpectedly, and it’s perfect. The teaser for the sequel is a mysterious meeting with another Marvel character. What’s going on? There are cross overs, and references to other Marvel comics.

Then there’s the whole business of Thor and family slipping into the contemporary world in which Jane and her friends live. There’s a centerpiece action sequence that bounces in and out of real and fantasy worlds. Some of the London scenes look they were filmed in the Oxo Tower restaurant on the South Bank. If you’ve been there you can almost imagine super heroes flying around and fighting among themselves.

Hemsworth is a solid hero. He’s no Laurence Olivier, but that’s what Hiddleston is there for. What Hemsworth lacks in emotive quality, he makes up for as a tentpole. Hiddleston gets to have the most fun. He and Hopkins could verbally joust all day. Director Alan Taylor comes from TV and “Game of Thrones,” “Mad Men.” But he’s got a sharp eye, his scenes pay off. He does a new “Terminator” movie next, and we’ll be hearing his name again soon in the Marvel world.

PS As usual, watch for the Stan Lee appearance. He’s put himself in the one place we will never ever find him.

 

Exclusive: Lady Gaga and Manager Troy Carter Splitting

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EXCLUSIVE

Lady Gaga and her loyal manager Troy Carter are over. The reason is “creative differences.” Carter literally created Gaga’s career in 2007, got her a multi zillion dollar deal at Interscope, and helped hatch her from that egg she appears in. I am told by friends that Carter was cut out of the ARTPop album campaign. and that Gaga has refused advice. “She doesn’t take direction anymore,” a source told me.

troy carterThis all culminated in last night’s train wreck of an appearance at the YouTube Awards. Millions of people tuned out as Gaga appeared in darkness singing a terrible ballad called “Dope.” It’s one of three songs on ARTPop with references to drugs, not smart for her young audience. As well, Gaga apparently left a couple of what I’m told were “great” songs off ARTPop that could have been hits. (One of them was a song I featured here a few months ago, a duet with Cher.)

But this is what happens when a “star” believes they are too big to take guidance. What a shame. Carter manages John Legend and other artists, so he will be fine. Gaga, however, has problems on the horizon. Last night’s outing was a nightmare. She cried and carried on, and even her most fanatic fans didn’t know what was going on. “ARTPop” is released in one week– November 11th. It’s had a flurry of leaked singles but no focus or direction. Remember how clear the “Born this Way”  campaign was? “ARTPop” is all over the place. And that may be reflected in its initial sales.

(PS Thanks for the tip off from HitsDailyDouble.com.)

Former Disney Star Shia LaBeouf Has Sex in Pornographic Trailer for “Nymphomaniac”

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Lars von Trier made one of the best movies ever in “Melancholia.” He also made one of the most offensive with “Anti-Christ.” At the 2012 Cannes Film Festival press conference for the former von Trier suggested to his actresses that they make a porn movie wit him. Kirsten Dunst more or less said he was out of his mind. But her co-star Charlotte Gainsbourg is in “Nymphomanic.”

This clip is NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYTHING BUT PRIVATE USE.

Shia LaBeouf is filmed having sex, for real, with Stacy Martin. The film has no US distributor, but plenty abroad. It opens in Denmark on Christmas Day. Merry Xmas, Copenhagen! Shia is not shy, ya. Why is it former Disney child stars (Miley Cyrus, hello) want to be shot nude or en flagrante?

HANDLE WITH CARE:

Nymphomaniac appetizer – Chapter 5: The Little Organ School from Zentropa on Vimeo.

“Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” Gets White House Screening This Thursday

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Big news: President Obama and his family will host a White House screening for Justin Chadwick’s “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” this Thursday. Stars Idris Elba and Naomie Harris and Harvey Weinstein will on hand. Nelson Mandela’s daughters Zindzi and Zenani Mandela, will be on hand as well. The Weinstein Company movie screened in Toronto in September to raves, and opens November 29 in the U.S. The film had its South African premiere this past weekend in Johannesburg with Winnie Mandela in attendance. Said Zindzi Mandela in a press release: “Idris Elba brings my father’s essence to life with an exceptional performance as Nelson Mandela. I loved the film, especially how it portrays my father’s life and his global impact from the values of a small village boy through to an international leader.”

Hugh Jackman, Darlene Love Celebrate Fantasia “After Midnight” Opening

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Hugh Jackman and wife Deborra Lee Furness, famed pop singer Darlene Love, Mary Louise Parker, and R&B star Freddie Jackson were just a few of the celebs in the star studded audience last night for the opening of “After Midnight.” The jukebox jazz show stars Fantasia Barrino– yes, Fantasia from “American Idol”– in the show that may establish her once and for all as the leading vocalist of her generation. With an incredible cast of dancers and singers including Dule Hill (the star of TV’s Psych) and the amazing Adriane Lenox, “After Midnight” is an authentic, organic pleasure.

There’s no story– it’s just a night at the Cotton Club in the early 1920s, with great costumes and sets, and one performer after another wowing the crowd. The Jazz at Lincoln Center All Stars — organized and directed by Wynton Marsalis– comprise the Big Band, and they are on stage all night as part of the cast. Believe me, the instrumental numbers with just dancers like the incomparable Karine Plantadit and Jared Grimes, which mix ballet and tap, are knockouts. There’s also a not to be missed set up between Julius “iGlide” Chisolm and Virgil “Lil O” Gadson — you’ve got to see these guys mix it up.

But the spotlight is on Fantasia, whose numbers include “Stormy Weather,” “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love,” and a show stopping “Zaz Zuh Zaz.” Fantasia has now matured beyond her “Summertime”-“American Idol”– and hip hop albums of the last couple of years. This is her groove, and I hope she knows it. She is literally channeling and updating Billie Holiday and Dinah Washington. She is so the real thing. There must be a market for this in a world of crass, amusical pop ( you know who I mean). And she’s only going to get better with age.

“After Midnight” should be the go-to show this winter– 90 minutes, and total joy. Fantasia is set to leave in February, but maybe she’ll decide to stay. If not, the producers had better see if they can get Natalie Cole or Gladys Knight. We don’t want this show to go away any time soon!

 

Lady Gaga: YouTube Awards Performance is a Downer, Is She Losing It? (VIdeo)

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You can try too hard sometimes. Maybe that’s what’s happening with Lady Gaga. Her performance of a downer song called “Dope” on the awful You Tube Music Awards tonight was a major FAIL. The LA Times reports several thousand fans clicked off while she was singing–in the dark, looking awful, dressed like a trucker or something, who knows? Gaga’s ARTPop album is out a week from Tuesday. Maybe she’s already bored with it. But selling albums isn’t easy these days. Even Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and others have sold ok but not astounding numbers. Gaga has good songs on ARTPop. She better not blow it. Play the title track, or “Applause” or something upbeat, my dear. This is not going to work.

Princess Diana Movie DOA, Makes $64K In Opening Weekend

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Princess Diana is really dead, especially at the box office. A new movie called “Diana” starring Naomi Watts bombed this weekend. It made $64,900 in 38 theatres. The distributor, E One, put nothing into it and got nothing out of it. Why anyone made this movie is beyond me. It was all about the great love story between Diana and Dr. Hasnat Khan (played by Naveen Andrews). The director is Oliver Hirschbiegel. He’s almost as unknown as Dr. Khan.

Maybe these people mistook this from The Onion as a real pitch. Anyway, they made it and have to live with the consequences. “Diana” has made $7 million in all the other countries in the world. In some of them they’re probably wondering if Andrews is playing Prince Charles. Naomi Watts is such a good actress. What would have possessed her to agree to this? The screenwriter also wrote the dreadful Johnny Depp movie “The Libertine.” There are also like 14 producers listed on imdb.com

EXCLUSIVE: R. Kelly Needs 10 Naked Girls for His Album “Package”

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R. Kelly, you old dog ! The raunchy R&B star needs 10 naked girls for his new album “package.” (So do I, Mr. Kelly!) Anyway. A casting call has gone out from photographer Randee St. Nicholas. R. Kelly is featured on Lady Gaga’s new album. He also, let’s hope, really has a new album coming out soon. I didn’t even think they had album “packages” anymore with everything being downloaded. But I guess some people will buy the physical CD just to get this layout. I mean, this is quite a life he’s leading.

Here it is, just the way it’s worded:

R KELLY ALBUM PACKAGE
Print
NON-UNION
Pay Rate: $500
Photographer Randee St Nicholas
Shoot/Start Date: 11/6/2013
Location: NYC
THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT
This image will be used in R Kelly’s Album package
SEEKING:
[WOMEN] I need 10 beautiful girls who are comfortable with their bodies for a photo shoot where
they will all be topless, in black panties, laying on the floor, with their bodies intertwined with each
other. This will be shot in a very classy fashion. Randee is a female photographer who has worked
with many artists.

Saturday Night Live: Lorne Michaels’ Brilliant Rebuke About Black Comediennes

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Lorne Michaels gave his critics a brilliant rebuke on Saturday Night Live last night. This is all about the lack of black comediennes on the show. Kerry Washington was made to play Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey, and almost Beyonce, all in the cold opening. There was even a joke suggesting that Jay Pharoah, who was playing President Obama, might have to somehow play Jay Z as well. Very cute. The coup de grace was Rev. Al Sharpton, looking natty and thin, taking over and asking “What have we learned from this?” The answer: “Nothing.” Michaels reminded us it’s just a comedy show. Cool it. He’s the smartest guy in TV, as we knew anyway.

Sting Serenades Scorsese At A List Gala in Hollywood with Beatty, Fonda, DiCaprio and More

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Reports from Hollywood this morning are pretty exciting: last night’s LACMA gala honoring Martin Scorsese was about as star-studded as you can get. Everyone from Jane Fonda and Warren Beatty to Leonardo DiCaprio was there in splendid black tie. No less than Sting serenaded the crowd with six songs: “Every Breath You Take,” “Message in a Bottle,” “Desert Rose,” “Fields of Gold” and “Englishman in New York” with Chris Botti on trumpet. Dhani Harrison, son of the late Beatle George Harrison, also performed. His mom, the great Olivia Harrison, was all smiles.

There was a lot of talk about Scorsese and DiCaprio’s “Wolf of Wall Street.” Sources say Scorsese showed producer Irwin Winkler his newest cut on Friday, clocking in at around two hours and 45 minutes. (We’ll take it!)

Some other guests at the knockout affair included Tom Hanks, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zoe Saldana, Kate Hudson, Robert Downey Jr. and his producer wife Susan, Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams and Darren Gallo, Catherine Keener and Salma Hayek.