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Confirmed: Jack Nicholson Is NOT in the Warren Beatty “Howard Hughes” Movie

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This is sort of a non story. But I got so many whispered messages and emails that Jack Nicholson would “definitely” be in Warren Beatty’s new Howard Hughes movie, I had to check it out.

Alas, and alack, I’ve confirmed that Jack is not in the movie. He continues to live a wonderful life devoid of having go to work. Well, most people his age have retired. But Jack is ageless.

I’m told that scripts come in. But they are mostly “variations on the Bucket List,” says an insider. Nothing unique has been offered. And Jack doesn’t need to pursue the same path as many in his generation– making lots of forgettable films.

So while we wait, we can download, or stream to whatever Five Easy Pieces, About Schmidt, As Good As It Gets, Chinatown, The Last Detail and so on…

Viva Jack Nicholson!

Broadway: Producer of Proposed Stax Records Musical Has Dicey Track Record from Ray Charles Show

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A Stax Records musical on Broadway? Great idea. Produced by Stuart Benjamin? That’s another story. Four years ago, Benjamin tried to shepherd a Ray Charles musical to Broadway called “Unchain my Heart.” He’d already had a producer credit on Taylor Hackford’s “Ray” movie starring Jamie Foxx.

But “Unchain My Heart” never happened.Benjamin wound up suing his man investor for $20 million after checks didn’t clear and payments didn’t show up. “Unchain My Heart” is dead, although it did play briefly at the Pasadena Playhouse. The LA Times said the musical seemed “square, dull and suburban, like one of those embarrassing PBS specials celebrating the groovy sounds of yesteryear.”

That’s not good.

A big part of Benjamin’s bio is that was he was the producer of Sam Moore’s brilliant 2006 album called Overnight Sensational. Uh, not he wasn’t. Randy Jackson was the music producer. Joyce Moore was Executive Producer. Benjamin was listed as an Executive Producer for Rhino Records because he helped make some connections with Rhino. Valerie Ervin, head of the Ray Charles Foundation, and yours truly were associate executive producers. Benjamin had nothing to do with the making of the album.

A Stax musical is going to require all the artists/estates agreeing to participate, the same as with Motown: The Musical. It’s also going to require investors. I wouldn’t start whistling “Soul Man” or “Mr. Big Stuff” so quickly down Shubert Alley.

Lee Grant on Marlon Brando, Overzealous Fans, and Getting Fired By Bruce Willis

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Lee Grant has finally published her memoir, and it’s a must-read. (I know this not from a publisher sending it to me, but from downloading it from amazon. Worth every penny.) The Oscar winner and multiple nominee did not work between 1954 and 1966. Why? She was blacklisted by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee, Senator Joseph McCarthy and the rotten miserable Roy Cohn. That story alone is worth the price of “I Said Yes to Everything.”

I’ve pulled out a couple of anecdotes apart from the HUAC story. On Marlon Brando:

“Marlon had asked me out the year before. Picked me up on his motorcycle— thrilling— and took me to a nightclub in the Fifties on Eighth Avenue. We sat on a long leather settee, had drinks at a small black table, and silently watched a naked woman on a small black stage do artistic and lewd things with a giant cobra. Not a word exchanged. What can you say? Back on the motorcycle, holding on to his back, to my front door. I had my key out, no kiss, thanked him, opened and closed the door. Out of love.”

Winning an Emmy “Peyton Place” the TV series that brought her back to show business after 12 years:

“And I won. I won. From three nights a week Peyton Place could have gone to five. The line between the audience and the characters on the show was so fine. My character’s father died on a Friday . Saturday afternoon I drove into Santa Monica to buy shoes. I was trying them on when the clerk who was waiting on a lady nearby crept over to me. “Excuse me,” he said. “That lady wants to know, isn’t today your father’s funeral?” “Tell her,” I said, “that’s why I’m buying the shoes. I’m going to the cemetery right after I leave here.” The lady, the clerk, and I nodded conspiratorially at one another and I left.”

Lee tried to make a movie in 1997 directing Bruce Willis in “Broadway Brawler,” about a hockey player. Willis was in a bad slump at the time. He didn’t like the way the movie was going and had her fired. She was replaced, but no one would work for the new director. The $28 million feature was aborted.

Lee writes: “The problem when you are a star, when the money rests on you as an actor, is that your freedom to fail is gone. You can’t take chances. If you can’t take chances anymore, what kind of actor are you?”

Two years later, after a string of horrendous flops, Willis lucked out with “The Sixth Sense” and was back, big time.

More to come about “I Said Yes to Everything.” Let’s read it together!

Texas Gov. Rick Perry Finally Shakes Hands with President Obama

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Gov. Rick Perry of Texas had said he wouldn’t shake hands with President Obama on an airport tarmac. Later, he rethought this statement since it was kind of disrespectful. Later Perry was caught surreptitiously greeting Obama on a receiving line. He was disguised as a donkey. If you believe this, you also believe Zac Efron is dating Michelle Rodriguez. Namaste.

David Letterman Walks Out on Joan Rivers in Gag, Everyone Takes it Seriously

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Are people really this dumb? On tonight’s Late Show with David Letterman, the host pretends to be affronted and walks out on guest Joan Rivers. CBS released an official clip that got picked up everywhere after 7pm, to promote the Letterman show. Did people really take this seriously? It was a JOKE. It was a GAG. Well, anything to pump up ratings. Joan has promoted her new book with a lot of media savvy, including walking off of CNN in a “huff.” Joan Rivers is a marketing genius, kids. Watch amazon.com and see if it helps sales. What I really think is hilarious is that I’ve known Joan since the 80s, appeared several times on her talk shows, and now her publicist refuses to put her on the phone with me. Joan, if you’re out there, fire her and call me.

Robin Thicke Scores Lowest Sales of Any Major Pop Release This Year

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That’s it. The US figures are in for Robin Thicke’s “Paula”a album. He sold roughly 23,000 copies– less than Jennifer Lopez’s 33,000 debut or Mariah Carey’s in May. That’s the lowest debut week for any major pop star this year or in recent memory. The only other complete dud I can think of is will.i.am’s last album, which topped out 55,000 copies. Basically no one in the United States bought Thicke’s album or his shtick about estranged wife Paula Patton.

This is a truly extraordinary situation. Thicke debuted on the charts a year ago with 177,000 copies of his “Blurred Lines.” Something like 14 million downloads were sold of the single “Blurred Lines” which featured Pharrell, who wrote the non Marvin Gaye part of the song.

Karma is a bitch. And Thicke engendered a lot of bad karma for ripping off Marvin Gaye’s essence, if not his song. He pre-emptively sued Gaye’s family, making Thicke look worse than thought possible. Then came all the Miley Cyrus stuff, dancing suggestively with her on an awards show. And then there were stories that he was fooling, accompanied by photos.

On top of that, it turned out Pharrell had something up his sleeve: “Happy,” a song that ripped off no one, and eclipsed “Blurred Lines.”

Meantime, the UK Guardian newspaper is claiming that “Paula” has sold only 530 copies in Britain. That’s right– five hundred and thirty.

The good news: There’s only one place to go from here and that’s up.

Jimmy Fallon’s Neil Young Gets to Play with Crosby, Stills and Nash (Watch)

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Jimmy Fallon’s Neil Young finally got to play with the real with Crosby, Stills and Nash last night on the Tonight show. The song was “Fancy” by current pop star Iggy Azalea. (Not to be confused with Rhoda Dendrum.) I’ve gotten so used to Jimmy being brilliant that I haven’t written about him in a while. The show remains top notch. Great backlighting for Crosby.

and here’s “Neil Young” with Bruce Springsteen:

“Boyhood” with Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke, Filmed Over 12 Years, Joins 2015 Oscar Pre-List

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An original work, “Boyhood” directed by Richard Linklater is a masterpiece. It’s funny and sad, it’s about life, and it’s entirely accessible to people of all ages. Young, old, in between can appreciate it at different levels. And of course, you’ve read that Linklater filmed it over the course of 12 years, tracing the lives of a fictional family he created. The trick is, you feel like you’ve lived their life and vice versa.

Last night the film premiered at the Museum of Modern Art (which Ethan Hawke excitedly called the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art) to massive ovations and applause. The director and cast were there, as well as lots of real “New York actors” like Bob Dishy, Dana Ivey, Tovah Feldshuh, Lois Smith, Joel Grey, and Rutanya Alda.

Over the moon was “Orange is the New Black” star Taylor Schilling, a major contender for an Emmy award next month.

Everyone sat through the two and half hour film rather spellbound. Linklater has taken a simple, elegant original idea and created magic. There isn’t exactly a plot to “Boyhood.” In fact, you know the plot. A young couple get pregnant, marry, have a second child and break up. The husband is a Peter Pan  who is likeable. The wife wants more for her life and her kids, a boy and a girl who are about 6 and 8. And so we follow them over 12 years, from the boy’s first grade to high school graduation.

There are no kidnappings, murders, random acts of violence or super heroes in capes.

Linklater simply captures the nuances of life as it rushes by, in linear order. The idea is to live in the moment and try not to forget what’s happening to you, or what’s happened. But time flies, for the audience and the viewer. You think of your own life constantly while watching “Boyhood.”

The real and the fictional are so entwined that later, at the party, we quizzed Arquette about what she thought might have happened to a character who drops out of the story never to be seen again. We were all very happy to see the young actress who played the character turned up. Of course, it’s not real. But you like the people in “Boyhood” so much, from the beginning you want nothing bad to happen to them.

I’m going to tell you more about “Boyhood” this week.  It opens in New York and LA on Friday, then goes wide the following week. “Boyhood” joins “Foxcatcher,” “Whiplash,” “Begin Again,” and “Grand Budapest Hotel” on the early Oscar list.  If this were 1975, Pauline Kael would be raving about Linklater in The New Yorker. Smart people would be lined up around the block to see it. I hope by some miracle that happens now.

Miley Cyrus TV Special Twerks Just 2 Million Viewers, Finishes Dead Last of 12 Shows

Has Miley Cyrus already worn out her welcome? On Sunday night NBC put aside two hours for a Miley special based on her “Bangerz” tour. The results were not heartening. Miley had just 2 million viewers. Only 700,000 of them were between 18-49. The rest, I would guess, were younger than 18 since no one older than 50 could possibly be interested.

And it’s not like it was a low viewing night. But Miley’s special came in 12th for the evening behind everything else on broadcast TV. Twelfth. It does sort of suggest that the only people who wondered if she was twerking were asleep or had the set tuned to NBC by mistake.

More amazing since Miley has 18.2 million Twitter followers who were fed reminders before and throughout the show. Apparently all that social networking didn’t move anyone to click the remote in her favor. Lesson learned? I think so.

What’s the problem? The Bangerz theme ran its course months ago, Miley is over-saturated, everyone is sick of the wrecking ball, the Terry Richardson pictures, and so on and so forth. It’s time for Miley to get some home schooling, take a nice break, and leave the stage for a little while. And when she comes back, it has to be something fresh.

Paul McCartney Animated Film a “Go” as Rocker Resumes Tour After Illness

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Paul McCartney is back, in a big way. I can tell you EXCLUSIVELY that while Sir Paul was recuperating from his recent illness he moved plans forward for his animated film. I told you about this project almost exactly three years ago.

Since then, a couple of things have happened. I’m told that producers Michael Lynne and Bob Shaye have received a finished script that everyone’s happy with.

Second: Offers are out to directors, and one will be named before the end of the summer. Originally, Tony Bancroft (“Mulan”) was rumored, but he may not be the choice after all.

McCartney and wife Nancy were in the Hamptons as Paul readied for the resumption of his “Out There” tour in Albany on July 5th. Sources tell me Paul’s illness– a viral infection — was definitely “serious.” But by all accounts the Albany show was a huge success. The forever Beatle continues his killer concert schedule. He is not to be missed.

Today McCartney is releasing a video for a song called “Early Days” from his “New” album. It’s too bad someone involved with that album couldn’t have chosen an actual catchy single like “Looking at Her.”

Johnny Depp is featured. Why? I do not know.