Friday, March 20, 2026

Amazon Will Try to Erase the Memory of “Melania” with “Project Hail Mary” with Good Reviews, But “The New Yorker” Hated It

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Amazon Studios has gone a long time in the desert without a hit movie.

Conan O’Brien even made a joke about it on the Oscars on Sunday.

So “Project Hail Mary” means a lot to them. The company will try to erase the bad taste left behind by “Melania,” a $75 million pork barrel that lost all of its money.

Yesterday I wrote that “Melania” had fallen to number 30 on the Amazon list of films and TV shows.

Today, it magically popped up at number 10. Amazing. I guess there was a sudden demand to watch the First Lady’s infomercial.

Almost all reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes like “Project Hail Mary” even though it’s supposedly very similar to Ridley Scott’s “The Martian” — because it’s adapted from a novel by the same writer — and has echoes of Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar.” Another ingredient is a character that has reminded some peope of Wilson, the volleyball, from “Cast Away.”

“Project Hail Mary” would have 100% on Rotten Tomatoes if not one for main reviewer, Justin Chang, from the New Yorker. He really hated it. You can read his review here.

Chang says: “’Project Hail Mary’ is the most exasperatingly insistent crowd-pleaser I’ve seen in a while. It serves up an elaborate science-fiction plot in easily digestible bites, often with a juicy one-liner or a side order of pratfall…the audience’s good will is a precious, unstable resource, and the flippancy of “Project Hail Mary” expends it recklessly.”

“Project Hail Mary” is long, by the way. It’s either two hours and thirty six, or forty five minutes.

I’ll see it tomorrow, in a theater, with an audience, and report back.

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Roger Friedman
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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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