Wednesday, May 27, 2026

“Book of Mormon” Missing Playbill Page: The Song List

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For some reason, the Playbill for “The Book of Mormon” doesn’t have a song list. Who knows why? An usher told us during intermission on Wednesday night that the reason was “the songs are dirty.” Yeah, well, not so dirty, and their titles don’t give anything away. So here’s the missing page for opening night revelers. “Hasa Diga, Eebowai” translates into “F– You, God.”

ACT ONE:

Prologue: The Hill Cumorah

Scene 1: Missionary Training Center

“Hello”……………………………………………………                Elder Price, Elder Cunningham & Mormon Boys

“Two By Two”……………………………………………                Elder Price, Elder Cunningham & Mormon Boys

Scene 2: Salt Lake City Airport

“You And Me (But Mostly Me)”………………..                Elder Price & Elder Cunningham

Scene 3: A small village in Northern Uganda

“Hasa Diga Eebowai”               …………………..                 Mafala, Elder Price, Elder Cunningham & Ugandans

Scene 4: Mormon Missionaries Apartment

“Turn It Off”…………………….…………………….                  Elder McKinley & Missionaries

Scene 5: The village

“All American Prophet”…………………………..                Elder Price, Elder Cunningham, Joseph Smith, Moroni, & Company

Scene 6: Nabulungi’s House

“Sal Tlay Ka Siti”…………………………………………..                 Nabulungi

Scene 7: Mormon Missionaries Apartment

Scene 8: The Village

“Man Up”………………………………………………                 Elder Cunningham, Nabulungi, Elder Price & Company

ACT TWO:

Entr’acte………………………….………………………………                  Orchestra

Prologue: The Hill Cumorah

Scene 1: The Village

“Making Things Up Again”………………….……….         Elder Cunningham, Cunningham’s Dad, Joseph Smith, Mormon, Moroni & Ugandans

Scene 2: The Dream

“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream”…………………….          Elder Price & Company

Scene 3: Bus Stop/General’s Camp

“I Believe”……………………………….…………………          Elder Price

Scene 4: The Village

“Baptize Me”…………….……………………………….            Elder Cunningham, Nabulungi

Scene 5: A River

“I Am Africa” ……………….…………………………..             Elder McKinley, Missionaries, & Ugandans

Scene 6: Coffee Shop

Scene 7: The Mission

“Joseph Smith American Moses”………………….         Nabulungi & Ugandans

Scene 8: The Village

“Tomorrow Is A Latter Day”…………………………        Elder Price, Elder McKinley, Elder Cunningham, Nabulungi & Company

“Hello” (Reprise)…………………………………………        Company

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