Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Adam Sandler Cohort Rob Schneider, Ex-“SNL,” Says Children Weren’t Sick When He Was Young and There Were No Hospitals for Them Anyway

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Rob Schneider is failed ex cast member from “Saturday Night Live.”

He’s also in every Adam Sandler movie. The only reason could be that he’s got incriminating pictures of the Sandman in a vault.

Yesterday, on Twitter, Schneider posted: “FYI… There were NO Children’s Hospitals when I was a kid. Because kids weren’t sick.”

This guy is an idiot, something we all knew. He’s not joking. He really believes this statement.

Children have always been sick. They’re human beings. Schneider wouldn’t know since he abandoned his daughter, singer Elle King, of “Exes and Ohs” fame, and didn’t raise her. She’s spoken out about it often.

Children’s hospitals began opening since before the Civil War. The first one was in 1855 in Philadelphia. The most prominent, St. Jude’s, in Memphis, opened in 1960.

Funniest response among the scathing attacks on Schneider comes from California Republican Jack Kimble. He wrote: “It wasn’t that there were no children’s hospitals. They have been around since before the Civil War. It’s that nobody cared about you enough to take you to one.”

And they say Republicans have no sense of humor!

Schneider has never been acknowledged by “SNL” since his departure, and wasn’t even noticed at this year’s 50th anniversary celebration.

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Roger Friedman is the founder and editor-in-chief of Showbiz411. He wrote the FOX411 column on FoxNews.com from 1999 to 2009 and previously edited Fame magazine and wrote the "Intelligencer" column at New York magazine. His bylines have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, the New York Daily News, the New York Post, Vogue, Details, and the Miami Herald. He is a voting member of the Critics Choice Awards (Film and Television branches), and his movie reviews are tracked by Rotten Tomatoes. is articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. With D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus, he co-produced the 2002 documentary "Only the Strong Survive," which screened at Directors' Fortnight at the Cannes Film Festival.

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