Friday, December 5, 2025

Taylor Swift Jumps the Shark with “Surprise” Extra CDs to Sell Us Now That “The Life of a Showgirl” Could Set a Record

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Taylor Swift is a merchandising maven.

As I’ve said before, Harvard should let her take over the business school.

Now that her album, “The Life of a Showgirl” is selling millions of copies, she’s got more “surprise” CDs to sell her fans.

Nothing like milking a good thing.

There no surprises, actually. The Swift machine has been planned out in detail. So less than 24 hours after the initial release, Swift has got more goods to hawk.

Mind you, she’s already got it hooked up so you can’t download individual tracks from her album. The whole thing has to be bought as one piece.

Now come 4 CDs more, with “Acoustic versions” of the “Showgirl” songs. The CDs will cost $7.99 and sales will count toward her weekly total.

One CD, dubbed the “Life Is A Song Acoustic Version,” will include “Opalite (Life Is A Song Acoustic Version)” and “Ruin the Friendship (My Advice Version)” as the bonus tracks. Another, called “Dressing Room Rehearsal Version,” will feature “Wi$h Li$t (Settled Down Acoustic Version)” and “The Life of a Showgirl (Dressing Room Rehearsal Acoustic Version).”

A third, “Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version,” has “The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version)” and “Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Acoustic Version)” as its added attractions. And the fourth new CD, “So Glamorous Cabaret Version,” includes two versions of the same track, one of which is a voice memo demo rather than a new recording: “Elizabeth Taylor (So Glamorous Cabaret Version)” and “Elizabeth Taylor (Original Songwriting Voice Memo).”

Yes, that’s right a memo.

If Swift could sell you the water bottle caps from the recording sessions, she’d do it.

All of this is meaningless. It’s cynical, and a con. Many of the songs on the new album sound ripped off from other artists’ music. Why would anyone want more of it?

The thing is, none of this music is different or even interesting. Think of Joni Mitchell 19 years into her career having already finding new avenues of jazz and African music to incorporate into her repertory. Or Paul Simon. Or Marviin Gaye just a decade into his career coming up with “What’s Going On?” Taylor Swift is the ultimate recycler of known material. It’s like buying a 3D printed house instead of using an architect.

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Roger Friedman
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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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