Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Mick Jagger: Sympathy for the Devil as Rock’s Great-Grandfather to Be Dad Again at 73 with 29 Year Old GF


You do know Mick Jagger is a great grandfather. His daughter Jade, whose mom is Bianca Jagger, has a grand child. Jade, who’s 44, has a daughter named Assisi, who’s 24. And Assisi has a baby girl named Ezra, who’s three years old.

No moss grows on these Rolling Stones. The Fertile Jaggers are now expecting a new little one from Great Grandpa Mick’s 29 year old girlfriend, Melanie Hamrick. The baby — Mick’s 8th — will be the great uncle or aunt of Ezra, who will be four years its senior.

I am waiting for photos of Ezra holding her great aunt or uncle in her arms. Cute!

Mick Jagger is Benjamin Button.

He started dating Melanie right after his long time girlfriend and fiancee, L’Wren Scott, committed suicide.

Mick will be 91 when Melanie’s kid graduates high school. Mick will narrowly miss the graduation ceremony after staying up the night before to play the Garden with Keith, Ronnie, and Charlie on the Oxygen Tent tour. He will be accompanied by his three year old twins by Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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