Monday, April 22, 2024

Exclusive: Sharknado 3 Will Likely Take a Bite Out of the White House, Washington DC


EXCLUSIVE: Well, all the people who signed online petitions are going to be very happy. “Sharknado 3,” the next installment of the now classic B movie series, is likely being set in Washington DC. Sources say that Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, and co. are headed to the nation’s capital for a work out with their shiny, sharp toothed friends.

After the success of the first two classic “Sharknado” films. fans started clamoring for a Washington setting. And why not? There are plenty of sharks in Washington already, so filling the Potomac with more of them shouldn’t be too difficult. And you can just about imagine the movie’s sharks jumping around in the reflecting pool between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument.

“Sharknado 3” is supposedly the precursor to number 5, after Los Angeles and New York. Number 5 should be in Las Vegas- or even better the Jersey shore. Just think of Chris Christie warding off sharks in his windbreaker! Eventually, no doubt, “Sharknado” will head to European capitals like London and Paris. Can’t wait!

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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