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Madonna’s Truly Terrible Movie Acting Will be Celebrated by Criterion Channel Next Month Including “Body of Evidence,” “Dangerous Game”

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Pigs are flying.

It’s end of days.

The Criterion Channel — which movie fans hold in high regard — has made an excruciatingly strange choice for a celebration next month.

The esteemed group is going to highlight Madonna’s truly terrible acting in movies.

They’re showing three movies featuring the famous pop star including “Desperately Seeking Susan,” “Body of Evidence,” and “Dangerous Game.”

The first one, directed by Susan Seidelman, is the outlier and easily the best of the trio. But it’s really more about Seidelman and Rosanna Arquette than Madonna.

The other two are historically and hysterically unwatchable.

“Body of Evidence,” from 1992, has an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. I was there when it premiered, and we howled at this bizarre movie that otherwise had a stellar cast including Willem Dafoe and Julianne Moore.

“Dangerous Game” was also called “Snake Eyes” back in 1993. Abel Ferrara, who is is an acquired taste to begin with, directed Madonna and Harvey Keitel to a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. I believe this one, or “Body of Evidence,” that features wax dripping during a sex scene.

There were so many better choices like “Swept Away,” “W.E.,” and so on for bad Madonna movies. For better ones, there’s always “Dick Tracy,” and “A League of Their Own.” But Criterion could have gone for “Shanghai Surprise” or “Bloodhounds of Broadway.”

Madonna is a great entertainer and personality. She’s an okay singer. She’s a terrible actress. Maybe Criterion will feature her in the Criterion Closet, picking out her favorite movies. That would be worth watching!

Very Rosie Ratings Picture: O’Donnell’s Kimmel Guest Host Premiere Beat Jimmy Fallon Monday Night, Barbra Streisand Raves!

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Rosie O’Donnell has a very rosy ratings picture so far.

Her opening night guest hosting for Jimmy Kimmel was a smash hit.

Plus, she got a most ecstatic email from the one and only Barbra Streisand. (See below.)

According to Late Nighter, Rosie’s first show brought in 1.87 million viewers, beating Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show.

Views of her monologue on YouTube were huge, too, with 2.5 million people taking a look at her hilarious opening night. Her second night monologue is up to 1.2 million views.

Rosie’s getting raves on social media, too. Viewers are loving the Rosie Renaissance, and admiring her deft way of handling Donald Trump. She just drops a zinger at the start, and then moves on. The rest of the show is just fun stuff, lots of showbiz gossip with each guest. It’s kind of a relief.

Rosie’s numbers aren’t topping Kimmel’s during the regular season, but they’re a sign that she’s still got ‘it’ and could easily make a roaring comeback in 2029 if that’s what she chooses.

One more night, tonight — and we’ll be glued to our screens!


Rosie O’Donnell Night 3 on Kimmel: Calls Trump “Petty Roosevelt,” Makes Joke About Natalie Harp Tucking Him In, and Refrains From Name Calling

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Rosie O’Donnell keeps playing it just right as guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Rosie knows everyone expects her to make jokes about Donald Trump. But she’s too smart for that. She doesn’t say his name at all. Tonight, she opened her monologue with this:

“A special hello to those of you watching from home and from the White House but I do have some bad news for President Petty Roosevelt. That’s all I’m going to say about you. You got to realize it’s time to hang up your wig and let Natalie tuck you in.” She waved at the camera, indicating Trump at home. “It’s time to go!”

And that’s it.

Otherwise, you feel like Rosie is an old school professional at running a talk show. She’s so confident and heart warming. Her bit tonight with Kimmel sidekick Guillermo was just charming, and Guillermo reciprocate with a funny report about his time on “Dancing with the Stars.”

She’s Really Rosie, and we’ve been the beneficiaries of her talents.

Trump must be seething that Rosie isn’t giving him anything to chew on.

Rock ON: Chris Rock’s Cousin April Rock Could Be a New Cast Member on “Saturday Night Live,” No Nepo-Baby — Watch Her Videos Here

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It could be all in the family at “Saturday Night Live” this fall.

Comedian April Rock is being considered as new member of the cast. Reportedly, “SNL” is looking for a Black female cast member since the great Ego Nwodim left in 2025.

The family part: April is a cousin of former “SNL” cast member Chris Rock, who has since become a huge star. (He’s directed a new movie coming soon, FYI). April was born in tony Woodbridge, Connecticut. Her father is a doctor and professor at Yale.

April Rock is no nepo baby. She has the goods, and if she’s chosen it will be on her own merits. You can click on some of her work below. She’s a multi-talented comic-actor-singer-writer-director.

Family members have always been part of “SNL.” Bill Murray’s brother Brian Doyle Murray was part of the show years ago. Jim Belushi joined the show after his brother, John, died. They worked out just fine, so I’m rooting for April to land a spot on “SNL” this season.

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“Perverted and Contorted”: U.S. Secretary Sean Duffy Denounces Harvard in New Reality Show, Wife Says Revered School “Hates Us”

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, whose education was a reality show called “The Real World,” is a dim bulb.

In his new reality show, called “The Great American Road Trip,” Duffy says he doesn’t want his second daughter, Paloma, to go to Harvard. Why? Conservative children from conservative homes, he tells Paloma, “become perverted and contorted.
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The family — nine children, plus wife Rachel Campos Duffy, who he met on “The Real World” — travel to Boston and Cambridge to visit schools Paloma wants to attend. Paloma seems very clear headed and determined not to follow her parents’ narrow minded path.

Before the trip, Campos-Duffy, who works for Fox News, says that Harvard — one of the finest academic institutions in the world — “hates us.” She really believes it.

The mother incredibly says: “Why are we giving our money to people who hate us, hate our values?”

Duffy tells his daughter, “I think what happens is they have professionalized figuring out how they can take good young girls like you and I think corrupt their minds.

But when they get to Harvard, Duffy and Campos are only interested in visiting the Catholic church on campus. The resident clergy, Father Nathaniel Saunders, patiently explains to them that Harvard won’t destroy their daughter, and that the campus Catholic population is thriving. The expression of controlled horror on his face is hilarious.

Nevertheless, the Duffy come across as closed minded and uninterested in Harvard’s educational opportunities. It’s an eye opener because the Duffys represent a segment of the American population unimaginable to a lot of people. But they exist, sadly. Paloma seems like she knows exactly what’s going on. So does her older sister, already a college graduate. I feel sorry for these 9 children.

There are more episodes of “The Great American Road Trip,” but I don’t think I can take much more. (I will watch them, however.)

Pray for Paloma Duffy.
Full episode below. The Harvard discussion starts around 5 minutes.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Off the Record Dinner for Open AI Chief Sam Altman is the Talk of the Hamptons: Who’s on the Menu More Important than the Food

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It’s the talk of the Hamptons.

Gwyneth Paltrow is having an off the record dinner for Open AI/Chat GPT chief Sam Altman.

You are not invited.

Why would an Oscar winning actress and purveyor of vaginal eggs be doing this?

Paltrow was an early investor in Open AI. Also, the founder of “Goop” loves powerful people. Altman is the guy of the moment, even if people hate him and revile AI. Paltrow wants to be in on the action.

Who’s on the menu? All the Hamptons regulars, I’m sure. The Seinfelds, the Fallons, whoever’s around. Would Paul McCartney go if he’s in town? Why not? Julianne Moore? The Spielbergs? It’s possible GP will use an Open AI algorithm to determine the guest list.

(Gone are the days in the Hamptons of Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller, and James Jones. The ship has sailed on the literati as tastemakers.)

The curiosity about Altman should be intense as AI takes over our lives. Paltrow doesn’t need to throw a dinner if she wants to go into business with him. But this puts the spotlight on her as the hostess of the Hamptons’ most exclusive event of the season.

The dinner is set for August 29th, and it’s al fresco — meaning it’s outside, you’re not coming into Gwyneth’s house. (Everyone’s joking that it’s “AI fresco.”) It should be the usual tent and high end porta potties. Maybe everyone will get a candle that smells like fear.

Stay tuned…

Rosie O’Donnell Second Night of Kimmel: Calls Trump “President Oompa J Loompa,” Thanks Him for Bringing Her Back “Like Fascism and the Measles”

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Rosie O’Donnell’s second night guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel was a winner again.

Of course, she got a few zings at Donald Trump out of the way at the start of her monologue.

She said, “All of a sudden I’m re-famous, back in the spotlight all thanks to President Oompa J Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. I couldn’t have done it without you, sweetie, it brought me back just like you did with fascism and then the measles.”

That bit got huge laughs from the rap studio audience.

Rosie’s main guest was Jean Smart, on her Emmy tour for “Hacks.” Smart, who’s been out campaigning day and night during this Emmy voting week, seemed a little tired but was endearing as ever. They discussed Smart’s five years playing fictional comic Deborah Vance. Smart said she’d been a big fan of Joan Rivers, but really loved Phyllis Diller.

A part of their multi-segment conversation was surprising, however. O’Donnell and Smart really put down the Met Gala, ensuring that both of them will be on Anna Wintour’s blacklist forever. Rosie said, during a discussion of dressing up for events, “I think what they should do for prisoners is send them to the Met Ball.” Smart concurred that she’d heard it was “torture.” It was very funny for the audience but it won’t be for Wintour if someone tells her about it.

O’Donnell, in her monologue, used some more of the material from her winning off Broadway show, “Common Knowledge,” talking about her 13 year old autistic child, Clay. And Rosie also featured a three year old girl named Leona she found on YouTube, who was shockingly beguiling singing “Let it Go” from “Frozen,” and showing off what may be perfect pitch.

What came across for the second night was that O’Donnell is a total star and professional. Even if she’s returning to Ireland for now, it’s pretty clear that Rosie could start a daytime talk show if she wants one once Trump is safely out of office. This Kimmel run is the best audition idea I’ve ever seen.

Madonna Gets Most MTV Video Music Award Noms — 11 — More than Sabrina, Taylor, or Ella Langley, Who’s Snubbed Except in Country

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Madonna, 68 years young, has gotten 11 MTV VMA nominations today.

That’s the most of any artist this year. They’re all for her “Confessions II” album videos.

She shares a couple of the noms with Sabrina Carpenter, who made Madonna more relevant in 2026.

Madonna received more than Sabrina, Taylor Swift, or Ella Langley. Ella was totally snubbed except in the country category. Her song, “Choosin’ Texas,” has broken records at number 1 this summer. To me it sounds just like Albert Hammond’s 1972 hit, “It Never Rains in Southern California.”

Is there still an MTV? Do they show music videos? I don’t know. But congrats to the nominees!

PS If Madonna wins — and she will — let’s see if she mentions William Orbit, her famed collaborator who just died. 


VIDEO OF THE YEAR

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

Bruno Mars – “I Just Might” – Atlantic Records

GENER8ION – “STORM starring Yung Lean” – Iconoclast Music

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

Sabrina Carpenter – “Tears”- Island

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Ariana Grande – Republic Records

Bruno Mars – Atlantic Records

Madonna – Warner Records

Morgan Wallen – Big Loud/Mercury Records

Sabrina Carpenter – Island

Taylor Swift – Republic Records

SONG OF THE YEAR

BTS – “Swim” – BIGHIT MUSIC

Ella Langley – “Choosin’ Texas” – Columbia Records

HUNTR/X: EJAE, Audrey Nuna, REI AMI – “Golden” – Republic Records/Visva Records

Madonna & Sabrina Carpenter – “Bring Your Love” – Warner Records

Olivia Dean – “Man I Need” – Island

PinkPantheress – “Stateside + Zara Larsson” – Warner Records UK/Atlantic Records

RAYE – “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” – Human Re Sources

BEST NEW ARTIST, presented by The General Insurance®

Bella Kay – Atlantic Records

CORTIS – BIGHIT MUSIC

Magnus Ferrell -Visva Records/Republic Records

Malcolm Todd – Columbia Records

Myles Smith – RCA Records

Sienna Spiro – Capitol Records

Stella Lefty – Sandlot/Atlantic Outpost
Sabrina Carpenter, MTV Video Music Awards, MTV VMAsDia Dipasupil/FilmMagic

BEST COLLABORATION

Clipse, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T, Malice – “Chains & Whips” – Roc Nation Distribution

French Montana x Max B – “Ever Since U Left Me” – Coke Boys Records

Madonna & Sabrina Carpenter – “Bring Your Love” – Warner Records

PinkPantheress – “Stateside + Zara Larsson” – Warner Records UK/Atlantic Records

Shakira & Burna Boy – “Dai Dai” – Sony Music US Latin

Teyana Taylor & Lucky Daye – “Hard Part” – Def Jam Recordings

BEST POP

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

Charli xcx – “SS26” – Atlantic Records

LISA – “Dream feat. Kentaro Sakaguchi” – Lloud Co./RCA Records

Olivia Rodrigo – “drop dead” – Geffen Records

Sabrina Carpenter – “House Tour” – Island

Tate McRae – “Nobody’s Girl” – RCA Records

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

BEST HIP-HOP

Cardi B ft. Kehlani – “Safe” – Atlantic Records

Don Toliver – “E85” – Cactus Jack/ Atlantic Records

Drake – “Janice STFU” – OVO/Republic Records

Megan Thee Stallion – “LOVER GIRL” – Hot Girl Productions

Travis Scott – “DUMBO” – Cactus Jack/Epic Records

Tyler, The Creator – “SUGAR ON MY TONGUE” – Columbia Records

BEST R&B

Bruno Mars – “I Just Might” – Atlantic Records

Chris Brown – “It Depends/Obvious” – RCA Records

Dave & Tems – “Raindance” – Neighbourhood Recordings/Capitol Records

Justin Bieber – “YUKON” – Def Jam Recordings

Kehlani – “Folded” – Atlantic Records

Mariah the Scientist & Kali Uchis – “Is It a Crime” – Epic Records
Ariana Grande, MTV Video Music Awards, MTV VMAsDia Dipasupil/FilmMagic

BEST ALTERNATIVE

Geese – “Taxes” – Partisan Records/Play It Again Sam

mgk & Fred Durst – “FIX UR FACE” – EST 19XX LLC/Interscope Records

Noah Kahan – “The Great Divide” – Mercury Records

Olivia Rodrigo – “the cure” – Geffen Records

SOMBR – “Homewrecker” – SMB Music/Warner Records

Tame Impala – “Dracula” – Columbia Records

twenty one pilots – “Drag Path” – Fueled By Ramen

BEST DANCE, presented by BACARDÍ® Rum

Bebe Rexha & Faithless – “New Religion” – Bebe Rexha Music LLC/EMPIRE

Harry Styles – “Aperture” – Columbia Records

Lady Gaga & Doechii – “RUNAWAY” – Lil Monsters/Top Dawg Entertainment/Interscope Records/Capitol Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

PinkPantheress – “Stateside + Zara Larsson” – Warner Records UK/Atlantic Records

Slayyyter – “DANCE…” – RECORDS/Columbia Records

Tate McRae – “Nobody’s Girl” – RCA Records

BEST LATIN

Anitta with Shakira – “Choka Choka” – Republic Records/UMLE

Bad Bunny – “NUEVAYoL” – Rimas Entertainment

Fuerza Regida – “TU SANCHO” – Rancho Humilde/Street Mob Records/Sony Music US Latin

KAROL G – “Papasito” – Bichota Records/Interscope Records

Rosalía ft. Yahritza Y Su Esencia – “La Perla” – Columbia Records

Ryan Castro, Kapo & GANGSTA – “LA VILLA” – AWOO Corp./ Sony Music US Latin

Shakira & Burna Boy – “Dai Dai” – Sony Music US Latin

BEST K-POP

BLACKPINK – “JUMP” – YG Entertainment

BTS – “SWIM” – BIGHIT MUSIC

CORTIS – “REDRED” – BIGHIT MUSIC

KATSEYE – “PINKY UP” – HYBE x Geffen Records

LE SSERAFIM (feat. j-hope of BTS) – “SPAGHETTI” – SOURCE MUSIC

LISA – “Dream feat. Kentaro Sakaguchi” – Lloud Co./ RCA Records
LISA, MTV Video Music Awards, MTV VMAsDoug Peters/PA Images via Getty Images

BEST COUNTRY

Ella Langley – “Choosin’ Texas” – Columbia Records

Kacey Musgraves – “Dry Spell” – Lost Highway/Interscope Records

Lainey Wilson – “Somewhere Over Laredo” – Broken Bow Records

Luke Combs – “Back in the Saddle” – Columbia Nashville

Shaboozey – “Cowgirl” – American Dogwood/EMPIRE

Stella Lefty – “Boston” – Sandlot/Atlantic Outpost

Tucker Wetmore – “Brunette” – Back Blocks Music/Mercury Records

BEST DIRECTION

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

Bruno Mars – “I Just Might” – Atlantic Records

GENER8ION – “STORM starring Yung Lean” – Iconoclast Music

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

Sabrina Carpenter – “House Tour” – Island

Taylor Swift – “Opalite” – Republic Records

BEST ART DIRECTION

Charli xcx – “SS26” – Atlantic Records

Lady Gaga & Doechii – “RUNAWAY” – Lil Monsters/Top Dawg Entertainment/Interscope Records/Capitol Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

PinkPantheress – “Stateside + Zara Larsson” – Warner Records UK/Atlantic Records

SOMBR – “My Body Isn’t Ready” – SMB Music/Warner Records

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records
Kacey Musgraves, MTV Video Music Awards, MTV VMAsJason Kempin/Getty Images

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

A$AP Rocky – “PUNK ROCKY” – A$AP Worldwide/RCA Records

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

LISA – “Dream feat. Kentaro Sakaguchi” – Lloud Co./ RCA Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

Shaboozey – “Cowgirl” – American Dogwood/EMPIRE

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

BEST EDITING

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

Bruno Mars – “I Just Might” – Atlantic Records

LISA – “Dream feat. Kentaro Sakaguchi” – Lloud Co./ RCA Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

Sabrina Carpenter – “House Tour” – Island

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY

GENER8ION – “STORM starring Yung Lean” – Iconoclast Music

Harry Styles – “Dance No More” – Columbia Records

KATSEYE – “PINKY UP” – HYBE x Geffen Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

Tate McRae – “Nobody’s Girl” – RCA Records

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Ariana Grande – “hate that i made you love me” – Republic Records

JISOO X ZAYN – “Eyes Closed” – Warner Records

Madonna – “Confessions II – The Film” – Warner Records

PinkPantheress – “Stateside + Zara Larsson” – Warner Records UK/Atlantic Records

RAYE ft. Hans Zimmer – “Click Clack Symphony.” – Human Re Sources

Taylor Swift – “The Fate of Ophelia” – Republic Records

Summer Madness: “Spider Man” Hits $800 Million US Box Office Today, Tom Holland Said to Be Getting $100 Million of It for Himself

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And it just keeps rolling.

“Spider Man: Brand New Day” arrives at the $800 million mark in the US today. It’s Tuesday. By next Tuesday, $900 million?

Probably.

There are reports that Tom Holland will make $100 million total as the movie is well over $2 billion worldwide.

That’s a lot of dough. What will Holland do with it? It will be interesting to see if he gets into philanthropy or buys more companies. He’s already got a beer brand. Really, with the right advice, the sky’s the limit!

Let’s not forget, he’s now married to Zendaya. I don’t want to jinx them. A great future for them, we wish them well!

Meantime, Sony may try and get Spider Man or Peter Parker into those four Beatles movies. Beatles fans on social media are not liking what they see from set photos and videos. The costumes and make up are not giving much confidence. The only actor who seems right is Saoirse Ronan as Linda McCartney, but she always is spot on.

Stay tuned…

TOLDYA: Vanity Fair Couldn’t Get a Celebrity for September Cover, Went with Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs After Miley Cyrus Said No

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I told you!

Vanity Fair could not get a celebrity for its September issue. They were forced to go with fashion designer Marc Jacobs instead.

Vanity Fair is NOT a fashion magazine. That’s what Vogue is for at Conde Nast. Marc Jacobs means nothing to the magazine’s readers. He’s very talented, but not a draw.

This happened because singer Miley Cyrus backed out at the last minute, according to my sources.

This is a real blow for the magazine’s new staff including editor Mark Guiducci.

As Dick Stolley and Pat Ryan used to say at the original People magazine, when in trouble go with television. Vanity Fair could have embraced the Emmy Awards for September with lots of shows and actors to choose from.

Did they all say NO????

This is an abomination for a celebrity magazine. Advertorial on the cover, and the September one at that. (See cover, scroll below. This happened so late they had to use an artist rendering instead of a commissioned photo! Holy moly!)

I think I told you, years ago when I edited Fame magazine I once had a nightmare that the magazine came out and the cover was just trees! No person! No star for the newsstand. I awoke in a sweat, and immediately got Bruce Willis’s publicist, Paul Bloch, to say yes. The Marc Jacobs cover must have everyone at Conde Nast dopey from no sleep. 

What happened here? When Radhika Jones left as editor, and Anna Wintour replaced her with Guiducci, Anna’s daughter’s friend, the magazine fired all of its Hollywood staff. Most of them came from Entertainment Weekly and had the connections to bring in covers. A lot of the time, Jones didn’t want those choices, it was her fault they didn’t happen. But now the Hollywood staff is gone. This is the result.