Most 13 year olds will be situating themselves in 7th grade home room on September 5th.
Not North West, the daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
She’s booked a show at Chicago’s Vic Theater for that night. Capacity is 985. It’s a famous old style theater.
North was supposed to be on tour this month, but abruptly cancelled shows — probably when CPS found out what was going on.
The show is in Chicago, so maybe North will bring her sibling named Chicago just to make it confusing. She also has siblings name South and Far West, I think.
Coincidentally, North’s Hitler loving dad, Kanye, is performed at Chicago’s Soldier Field on September 3rd and 4th. So as long as they’re in town, why not exploit the kid a little?
What the heck is going on here? The family, such as it is, lives thousands of miles away in Calabasas, California. So North will not likely be turning up on Monday morning for algebra or US history.
