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Rolling Stones Bring Best Album in 40 Years with Hit Filled “Hackney Diamonds” Rock and Roll Revival for Maybe One Last Time (Review)

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It took the Rolling Stones 17 years to put together “Hackney Diamonds,” their first album of all new original material since the not great “A Bigger Bang” in 2005.

The new album releases October 20th but the Stones know they’ve got something special. In an unusual move they’re letting reviews break two weeks early.

It’s all good news, “Hackney Diamonds” is their best album since “Tattoo You” in 1981, by far. It’s leaps and bounds beyond the half dozen albums that followed like “Steel Wheels” and “Dirty Work” and “Bridges to Babylon.” Most of the songs from those records are forgotten, not even included in the Stones’ live sets except for a handful (like “Rock in a Hard Place” or “You Got Me Rocking.”)

Every song on “Hackney” is a hit starting with its two launch singles, the clarion call cousin to “Start Me Up called “Angry,” and “Sweet Sounds of Heaven,” which features Lady Gaga. The group knows what an extraordinary collection this is, too: they’re allowing reviews two weeks before release. This is unprecedented.

For the last couple of weeks, I’ve been listening over and over again to this rock revival produced by Andrew Watt as Mick, Keith, and Ronnie — with special guests like Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Charlie Watts (joining in from heaven). and Bill Wyman– simply have discovered the fountain of youth. The songs have echoes of their greatest hits but still sound fresh as ever. You can’t imagine a current band with this kind of energy, skill, and insight.

The lyrics tell the story of men who have unaccountably — after a wild shared journey — walked upright into their 80s looking forward but contemplating what’s behind them. Jagger sings the central theme of the album in the chugging second track, called “Get Close,” He declares, “I walk the city at midnight with the past strapped to my back.” And doesn’t he? And Richards? After 60 years the past is most certainly strapped to their backs.

The songwriting duo even become romantic poets in the magnificent “Depending On You”:

Your fingerprints in the dark, your past and present tangled up in my arms
Our secrets sealed in our scars, sharing a smoke on the steps of a bar.

Are we turning into Bob Dylan here?

The album is a mix of pop, blues and out and out rock. I defy any current band to match the ferocious mix of heart thumping rock and blues of “Bite off My Head” featuring their frenemy Paul McCartney blasting away on bass, for old times. The track rips through the album. I was thinking if they perform this on stage as recorded, they’ll all have heart attacks!

Maybe my favorite track right is “Whole Wide World,” which sounds like a hit single (if any radio station would try it– they’re too regimented now to acknowledge this is the best record out.)

Again Jagger and Richards are touring their shared journeys as young men of mayhem:

The streets I used to walk on, are full of broken glass
And everywhere I’m looking, there’s memories of my past
The filthy flat in Fulham, the smell of sex and glass
I never ever really knew, where I was sleeping next

The smell of sex and gas? Navigating the streets of broken glass? You wonder if they all drank Ayahuasca before they set pen to paper.

It’s not all nostalgia. Modern times creep in to “Mess it Up” when Jagger sings:

You stole my numbers. you stole my codes
You took my keys and then you nicked my phone
Seduced my landlord, broke in my home
Don’t get excited, why don’t ya leave alone

Of course, no Stones collection is complete without a spotlight on Richards. He has one of his best vocals ever in “Tell Me Straight” maybe because he finally gave up smoking. It’s accompanied by a lovely guitar solo that makes for a sharply perfect heartbreaking three minute ode of love and loss.

The album soars until it crescendos in the masterwork seven minute and twenty two second gospel number “Sweet Smell of Heaven” with Lady Gaga doing her best Merry Clayton “Gimme Shelter” counterpoint to Jagger, sending shivers up the spine. Jagger and Gaga sing, euphorically: Let the music play loud, let it burst through the clouds. They sure do, and while Gaga is the perfect spice for this meal, it’s Jagger who really bursts through the reverie. The seven minutes fly by.

It’s only fitting that what could be the final Rolling Stones ends with a capper: Muddy Waters‘ “Rolling Stone Blues.” That’s where it all started for them, singing homages to great blues musician.That they never recorded this one is surprising. It’s where they got their name. Knowing Keith Richards, he probably always saved it so Jagger’s last words on Rolling Stones record would be these:

Well my mother told my father just before I was born
She said “I got a boy child coming, he’s gonna be, he’s gonna be a rolling stone

And so he was, all of them were, thank god.

The craziest thing about “Hackney Diamonds”? You know the band can’t wait to play it live. They could do it from beginning to end in the middle of their show, bookended by hits, and everyone would be happy. These songs demand to be heard that way– and I’ll be they will be. As Jagger sings in “Depending on You”: I’m too young for dying and too old to lose.

Exactly.


Ratings: Showtime’s Last Failure is Making Sure “Billions” Has No Viewers, Off 30% in Final Season

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Showtime is almost completely gone. It will soon become part of the Paramount Channel.

Never big on promotion, the last act for Showtime is to kill of “Billions” unceremoniously.

The terrifically written, acted, and directed drama should have won dozens of Emmys. But it has none because Showtime never did anything for it.

In the last few months, there’s been talk that spin offs like “Millions,” “Trillions,” and “Zillions” will be spun off.

But why bother? In its final season, “Billions” is off 30% from season 6. It’s averaging 222K viewers per week. If that were converted into a pulse, the patient would be dead.

The sad part is that “Billions” this season is better than ever. Paul Giamatti, Maggie Siff, David Constabile, Corey Stoll — they’re all on their game. Damian Lewis is on the edges again as Bobby Axelrod. Jeffrey DeMunn should get an Emmy Award. “Billions” was the original “Succession,” and it’s held up right to the end.

New episodes drop on Fridays.

Jeff Bezos Biopic Now Playing for Free on Amazon, Possibly Worst Most Wooden Movie Ever Made, Based on Children’s Book

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A movie called “Bezos: From Zero to Hero,” is playing right now on Amazon’s free channel, Freevee.

Also called “Bezos: The Beginning,” the movie is based on a non-existent 33 page children’s book called “From Zero to Hero” self published by a woman named Tanesha Ebanks. No information can be found out about the book — which is not available on Amazon — or its author.

The movie. which I watched in horror. is one of the worst ever made. It features acting so wooden you could frame a house with it, stilted dialogue, and a cockeyed revision of history that makes Bezos look like a saint. You probably won’t see it. But you’ve never seen anything like it.

Involved in this enterprise is Emilio Estefan, husband of singer Gloria. who plays Bezos’s Cuban father. Estefan is a talented drummer but he is not an actor. Neither is anyone else involved in this film.

“From Zero to Hero” actually seems like a movie for adults transferred from children’s source material. It’s almost recited more than acted, and the notion is that Bezos is a genius, everyone around him is an idiot who doesn’t understand him. At the end of the movie, when Amazon is taking off, one of his original partners is told that if he had known his original worth, he’d have gotten it. The implication is that Bezos has been right to defraud and ignore the people who supported him.

There is no mention of Bezo’s subsequent bad marriage, affair with a cheesy married woman, divorce, scandal in the National Enquirer, transition from shlub into gym rat, or purchase of the Washington Post or MGM.

This may be why “From Zero to Hero” is now available on FreeVee. It was earlier part of Amazon Prime and was on Apple TV. But Bezos clearly wants everyone to see it easily. IIt’s a press release for two year olds.

Only four people have reviewed “From Zero to Hero” on Rotten Tomatoes. It has a 50. I’m not sure anyone else has ever seen it.

Kevin Costner Trades “Yellowstone” for 2 Part Civil War “Horizon” Next Summer: A New “Waterworld” or “Postman”?

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We all know Kevin Costner is gone from “Yellowstone.” He’s been in a civil war with creator Taylor Sheridan for a year. When “Yellowstone” returns, John Dutton will do some brave thing and gox six feet under.

Now comes word that Costner and Warner Bros. will gamble on the “Yellowstone” fame next summer. They’re releasing two chapters of Costner’s Civil War saga, “Horizon,” on June 28th and August 14th. The movie are rated R and they are long. They’re cast with good, strong actors but no STARS who would draw audiences to theaters. If the first one isn’t a hit, what will happen to the second one?

Originally “Horizon” was set for TV, and really, it’s better suited to HBO Max or HBO than theaters.

The whole thing is a big bet because Costner hasn’t had a movie theater hit in decades. His heyday was in the 90s, Back then his big gamble paid off with “Dances with Wolves.” But he’s since then made some of the worst movies in history including “Waterworld” and “The Postman.”

Julia Ormond Sues Harvey Weinstein But There’s a Rub: She Appeared in (and Promoted) His 2011 Movie About Marilyn Monroe

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Julia Ormond has sued Harvey Weinstein, CAA, and Disney claiming the disgraced movie mogul sexually attacked her. She says her agents ignored her complaints and covered them up. She claims Disney, which then owned Miramax. also ignored her.

The alleged attack took place in 1995, when Ormond was being promoted as the next big thing. She starred in a remake of “Sabrina” and was on the cover of the then powerful Vanity Fair.” But her career mysteriously collapsed, all the heat dissipated, she’s blaming Weinstein and the others.

True? I don’t know, although it sounds like it. It certainly follows a pattern we’ve heard in testimony from other actresses like Ashley Judd and Mira Sorvino. Ormond has always seemed like a reasonable person to me, smart, and not one to rush for publicity.

But one part of this is puzzling. If she hated Weinstein, why did she appear in his 2011 movie, “My Week with Marilyn”? Ormond played famed actress Vivien Leigh. It wasn’t a big role and couldn’t have paid that much. Yet she did it, and promoted it. You can see her interviews below.

Weinstein is in prison for the rest of his life after convictions in New York and Los Angeles. There’s no doubt he committed heinous crimes. But some of Ormond’s argument doesn’t make sense. Why would Ormond take a job from him sixteen years after the alleged attack? It wasn’t like Weinstein was hands-off on “Marilyn.” He was extremely involved with the production and the promotion.

CAA, by the way, responded that they’d heard from Ormond’s lawyers last March and that he wanted $15 million not to bring the lawsuit.

This one’s going to be messy.

Trump Goes After Rupert Murdoch, Attacking Him Over Allegedly Backing Nikki Haley, Labeling Him a “Globalist”

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Donald Trump continues to post his own brand of deranged claims on Truth Social.

He never really acknowledged Rupert Murdoch stepping down at Fox News, or son Lachlan taking over. Fox News pushes the Republican and right wing agendas to unsuspecting viewers who largely back Trump. So you think the often indicted orange man would try to stay on their good side.

But today Trump finally got around to Murdoch, accusing him of being a “globalist” (not a bad thing at all). He claims Murdoch now wants Nikki Haley to be the GOP candidate. He also says Murdoch once called to congratulate him for “beating” Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election. Big deal, Donnie. Who cares?

With each post, Trump sounds more and more desperate.

Also Trump is nicknaming Haley “Birdbrain.” He has a childish nickname for each of his enemies. Back when it was “Lil Marco” and so on, it was a novelty. Now it sounds patheti

“Fox has totally given up on Ron DeSanctimonious, and is on their next “journey” pushing Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, who stated loudly and often that “President TRUMP was a GREAT President, and I would NEVER run against him.” Well, so much for that! Fox & Friends just put on a hand picked Haley acolyte who absolutely gushed Birdbrain. It was really something to behold, so obvious and lame. Oh well, we took out Ron, a far less talented person than people originally believed, Crooked Joe is down to “us” by 11 Points, and now we have to focus on one of the most overrated people I know, Nikki. This reminds me of 2016 all over again, when Globalist Murdoch pushed Jeb, and all others, as they fell like flies. After beating Hillary, he then called me and said, “Hi, what a great win. So proud of you.” Such sincerity! But don’t worry? When Fox ratings drop still further, you can bet on the fact that they’ll be back – they really have no choice. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Exclusive: Will Smith’s Charitable Foundation Spent $5,250 on A Journalist in 2021, Cut Donations by Two Thirds in 2022 After Chris Rock Oscar Slap Scandal

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I’ve looked at a lot of expense reports from charitable foundations in my time. There are no end of strange line items.

But this one caught my eye on the Form 2021 for the Will and Jada Smith Family Foundation: “Journalist, $5,250.”

It’s a small amount buried among the foundation’s expenses for things like a “Vetting Service– $29,031.” Who were Will and Jada vetting back in 2021, the year before the Oscars slap? Chris Rock?

Another expense: “Air Fares — $92,706.” They’re definitely not using Expedia.

But journalist for $5,250? (We come cheap, better to get a six pack!) The foundation paid a journalist to do what exactly? Or did they just buy one and keep it? An email sent to the foundation director from 2021 was not responded to.

But that’s from the 2021 tax filing. The 2022 tax filing is far more interesting. According to the filing, the Will and Jada Smith Foundation pulled in its belt seriously in 2022, the year when Will got up and slapped Chris Rock live on stage at the Oscars.

I guess the Smiths became less charitable worrying about their 2022 income after Will slapped Chris Rock and yelled “F you” at him on live television. In a nanosecond Smith’s deals dried up and it looked like he might be “cancelled.” Since then he’s made a new “Bad Boys” movie although it’s unclear how that will be received.

The foundation’s 2022 tax return states that qualifying distributions dropped sharply from $2 million to just $700,000. Grants to other charities dropped from $888K to $336K, or around 62%. A lot of groups that might have benefited from the Smiths’ largesse were cut because of the slap seen around the world.

Their 2022 expenses also didn’t list any journalists. And that’s when they could have used one!

“Saturday Night Live” Returns October 14 with Pete Davidson Hosting, Ice Spice Musical Guest, Bad Bunny Double Duty October 21st

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“Saturday Night Live” will return with its full cast on October 14th plus a new member, Chloe Troast.

Pete Davidson, fresh from crashing his car in LA, will be the host. Ice Spice is the musical guest.

The following week, Bad Bunny will do double duty hosting and performing. He was just on the cover of Vanity Fair, too. Does he have a new album coming? There’s no word yet, but these appearances don’t happen in a vacuum.

SAG says the “SNL” actors, who are on the soap opera contract called Net Core, must go back to work they are contracted for.

Hopefully the strike is over by October 21st, or “SNL” will have to get a non actor to be the host. It should be over by then, and if it’s not, casting the “SNL” will be the least of anyone’s problems.

Happy to note that James Austin Johnson and Sarah Sherman are being promoted to the main cast.

In this life, the only things certain are birth, death, taxes, and Lorne Michaels knowing what he’s doing.

Tony Awards Move to Lincoln Center After Disaster Uptown, Radio City A Thing of the Past

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The Tony Awards are moving to Lincoln Center.

After this past summer’s disaster in Washington Heights, the Tony’s have made a wise deal t take place in the David Koch Theater, formerly the State Theater of New York.

The CBS show will be broadcast on June 16th, 2024 and is shaping up nicely this far in advance. Some of the featured shows will be “Here Lies Love,” a huge hit right now, plus “Merrily We Roll Along,” and the revival of “Tommy” coming from Chicago.

What seems clear is that the Tonys at Radio City Music Hall seems to a closed chapter. The Broadway League and CBS can’t make a deal with Madison Square Garden productions. That’s too bad. But the Koch (pronounced coke) will be great.

The only problem with the Koch is that it only seats 2,500 people. That’s half of Radio City’s capacity. The demand for tickets will be worse than a Taylor Swift concert!

Ed Sheeran’s Record Sales Have Collapsed Since He Won Plagiarism Trial Last Spring

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Ed Sheeran has been a pretty hot commodity on the record charts for the last several years. He had hit after hit like “Perfect” and “Shape of You.” His albums with mathematical symbols for titles — Plus, Equals, Divide — sold millions.

But this year Sheeran’s record sales have nosedived. Hitsdailydouble predicts his new, surprise album called “Autumn Variations,” will debut on Friday at number 4. Total sales are expected around just 65,000!

“Autumn Variations” is Sheeran’s second album in six months. Back in May, minutes before he won his plagiarism lawsuit over Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On,” Sheeran released the last of his math albums, called “Minus” or “Subtract.” For Sheeran the album was a dud, selling just 321,000 copies according to Luminate.

Nevertheless, Sheeran went on a successful tour and turns up like a jolly Leprechaun on talk shows when they’re on the air.

“Autumn Variations” is a snooze, to be truthful. It’s’ like a collection unproduced demos that even his fans don’t want.

But it does seem like Sheeran, though he won the Marvin Gaye case, has turned off the record buying segment of his followers. They’re just not buying anything. That’s a headscratcher because you’d think the fans would have rallied around his win in court. But maybe they started listening to “Thinking Out Loud,” the offending song, and other Sheeran hits and hearing similarities with older hits. (“Perfect” sounds a lot like “Unchained Melody” for example.)

I hope “Autumn Variations” isn’t a prelude to Winter, Spring, and Summer albums. It doesn’t seem like that will work out.