Melania’s Memoir Audio Book Made by Artificial Intelligence (Yes, Really) Because 7 Hours of Her Own Voice

If you want to hear seven hours of Melania Trump’s audio book, “Memoir,” here’s some news.

It’s narrated via AI.

After 30 years of being in the US, Melania Kvnauss still sounds like Natasha from “Rocky and Bullwinkle.” Good for her that she never let her voice be gentrified.

But now she’s decided that AI should read her fictional “Memoir” to MAGA so they’re not startled by the sound of a female Dracula.

So the audio is processed. For $25, you can listen to the illegal immigrant say absolutely nothing.

The audio version doesn’t offer an update about where Melania has been since the Inauguration, or her $40 million Amazon doc contract, or any opinions on her husband’s treacherous and punitive policies.

The hardcover version currently stands at a robust number 411 on amazon’s best seller list.

PS If you listen inattentively to the “trailer” for the book, it sounds like the voice is saying she has “eleven readers.”

The advance reviews are in. This is what we’re dealing with:

So proud of you, @MELANIATRUMP!  Your voice in this AI audiobook is truly inspiring. ‘She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue.’ – Proverbs 31:26 #MelaniaAudiobook #FirstLady

— Zaida Alicea (@zaida_alicea) May 22, 2025

A NEW ERA IN PUBLISHING
I am honored to bring you Melania – The AI Audiobook – narrated entirely using artificial intelligence in my own voice.

Let the future of publishing begin.

Exclusively: https://t.co/xIfkkmL4YC pic.twitter.com/ab4Qb43AOC

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) May 22, 2025

Thanks for existing. Thanks for bringing Barron into this world, and making him the man he is. Our most important books are always the ones walking and talking.

— César Reynel Aguilera (@ReynelAguilera) May 22, 2025