Monday, April 22, 2024

Eric Trump Says Wife Lara’s Name “Not Viable” on iTunes Listing, Streamer Treating Screeching Song “Viscously”


Eric Trump is on trial today in New York for fraud, along with his father and brother. His business license has been cancelled by Judge Arthur Engoron.

Still, Eric has his priorities. His wife, Lara, has recorded a version of Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down.” It’s sounds like geese being slaughtered. Petty’s estate has sued her to stop the usage.

But Eric says in a post today that Lara’s name is so small on iTunes that it’s not “viable.” He says she’s being treated “viscously.”

Viable means not useful, incapable of working. Viscous is thick and murky. These things certainly describe Eric and Lara.

Now wake up, Eric, the judge is speaking.

PS The video has had 19,000 views on YouTube, almost all causing calls to 911.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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