Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Rihanna Pregnant, Confuses Freezing Eggs with Fetuses As She Exposes Belly to 20 Degree COLD


Rihanna’s next release will not be an album. It will be a baby.

The singer from Barbados strolled around Harlem on Saturday with an exposed, large, round belly She was possibly confusing the term “freezing eggs” with “freezing fetuses.” The outside temp was about 20 degrees.

The baby probably wore an expensive fur coat which it will charge to Rihanna’s fashion company once it is born.

The singer whose real name is Robyn Fenty hasn’t actually released an album in six years. Friday was the 6th anniversary of her album, “Anti.” The single was called “Work Work Work” and she hasn’t done any in the music business since then. Rihanna has now beaten Adele record for longest time between records.

But this is a blessed event for Rihanna and boyfriend, rapper A$AP Rocky. It’s unclear if the baby’s name will include a dollar sign or initials.

I met Rihanna during the evening before she and Chris Brown took their fateful drive in Los Angeles. It’s hard to believe she’s only 33 now. She’s really lived through a lot. This is lovely news.

But someone please, buy her a sweater or an overcoat!


Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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