Monday, May 20, 2024

Cardi B’s “WAP” Filthy, Porn, Over the Top, Streams 1 Million in Sales in 2 Weeks, Scandal of the Summer

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There has never been anything dirtier than Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP.” I can’t even tell you what the letters stand for. Look it up. You’re going to say, Whattttt?????

This is beyond even Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-Ling,” which zipped up the charts in 1972 because it was “banned” on radio. Trust me, the real version of “WAP” isn’t being played on any station the FCC monitors.

It’s porn, yes. It’s gross, gratuitous, crass, coarse, and every negative thing you can say or think. But you know, someone is buying it.

“WAP” has streamed enough to the equivalent of 1 million in sales. Actual sales are 91,300. Let’s face it, “WAP” is not something you want to own on your phone. It’s the ultimate NSFW, not safe for work. But stream? Over and over, apparently.

But somehow it all makes sense, doesn’t it? “WAP” is the lowest we could go in “music.” And we’re at the lowest point of our culture right now. Empowering? No. That’s ridiculous. It’s just outrageousness for its own sake.

 Here’s the clean version. You want dirty? Just go to YouTube.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedmanhttps://www.showbiz411.com
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.
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