This will be the last voyage of the Demeter, whatever the heck that is.
Last night Universal unleashed “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.
Previews brought in $750,000. Total budget is announced as $45 million, which means $60 million probably. No stars, no idea what it’s about, and terrible reviews. Rotten Tomatoes: 36%.
Universal is booming right now with “Oppeheimer,” closing in on $250 million, raves, and awards coming. So they can take on the chin. But this sounds pretty bad.
The movie is about Dracula at sea, chomping on people from Transylvania to London. I guess the ship is called the Demeter. It’s the worst title in movie history.
At least there will be no sequels.
Vampires — at least Dracula– are suddenly out of fashion. Who’d a-thunk it?
