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Oscars Suffer Setback as Jimmy Kimmel, John Mulaney Decline to Host 2025 Awards

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Back to square one.

According to Puck News, Jimmy Kimmel has turned down the chance to host the Academy Awards for a fourth time.

John Mulaney — beloved but the right fit — also turned down the job.

The Oscars will air in March 2025 on ABC.

ABC and the Motion Picture Academy now have the task of finding someone to fill Kimmel’s shoes. The ABC late night host saved the show two years ago, increasing the ratings slightly and stabilizing what had become a much criticized show.

So who could take this on? What I hope everyone learned from the last few years is that an outsider doesn’t work. Once they start demeaning Hollywood and the stars, the show is over. Kimmel’s magic was a gentle ribbing from someone all the actors knew and liked.

This is why Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, Billy Crystal, and Whoopi Goldberg were all successful at steering the ship. Frankly, I’d suggest Pete Buttigieg, although by March 2025 he’ll probably be secretary of state.

Chris Rock is unlikely since the whole show would become about the slap. Kelly Clarkson? Not a bad idea, even if she’s one half of a team. The other half? Why not John Leguizamo?

And so the search begins. Keep in mind, the likely Best Director could be Ridley Scott if “Gladiator II” is any good. Best Picture could go that way, too. It’s a middling year. No matter how much money they make, “Deadpool and Wolverine,” “Twisters,” and “Beetlejuice 2” will not be nominated.

Trump Reduced to Calling All Enemies “Crazy,” Attacks Kellyanne Conway Husband Who Just Saw Billy Joel with Family

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Donald Trump used to have colorfully awful names for his enemies. Remember “Lil Marco” and “Pocohantas”?

Now that he’s 78 and can’t bring words to mind, he’s reduced to calling all his enemies “crazy.” (He seems to be suffering from aphasia.)

Kamala Harris is “crazy.” Now George Conway is “crazy.”

On social media, Trump says his racist mouthpiece, Kellaynne Conway, must have dome something “really nasty” to “a man so badly hurt and humiliated by his wife.”

George Conway is a much better man than the 34 time convicted felon Donald Trump (but so is 99% of the population). I ran into all the Conways a few nights ago at the Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden. I did not speak to Kellyanne because it was more sensible to restrain myself.

But George was a gentleman, there for his family and kids. He and the loathsome Kellyanne (who said on TV recently that Kamala Harris spoke poorly and was lazy) were having a completely uneventful time in public, behaving like adults. George Conway is far from “crazy.” Unlike Trump, he’s a man of principle.

Trump also rails against Fox News, saying to win he must avoid the network. But he only wants to debate future president Harris on Fox News because he thinks they will protect him.

He’s very weird.

Pro Palestinian Model Bella Hadid Blames Adidas for Offensive Antisemitic Sneaker Campaign

Bella Hadid is the pro-Palestinian model and sister of model Gigi Hadid. Their father, Mohammed Hadid, has also been extremely vocal and adamant about denouncing Israel since Hamas attacked on October 7th. So have the young women.

Recently, Bella Hadid was featured in an Adidas ad campaign showing off classic sneakers from the Munich 1972 Olympics. That was the Olympics in which 11 Israeli athletes were murdered by a Palestinian terrorist group called Black September.

When the news of this offensive campaign hit, Adidas immediately removed the ads. They’d already been involved with Kanye West when he declared himself an antisemite. After hesitating, Adidas had to discontinue their entire business relationship with him.

Now Bella Hadid is throwing Adidas under the bus, blaming them for their insensitivity and her stupidity. She’s so uneducated that she says she’s never heard of the Munich massacre even though Steven Spielberg made an award winning movie about it called “Munich.”

Hadid now says there is no place for antisemitism in her pro Palestinian posts. But she says nothing about the Israeli hostages taken, raped, and or killed on October 7th. She is silent on the subject of the 12 Israeli children killed by Hezbollah this week.

Hadid’s apology falls on deaf ears. Yes, Adidas — a German company, which makes this so much worse —  is to blame for creating the campaign. But they’re also responsible for seeking out Hadid, who was notably antisemitic long before the ad. Their insensitivity is easily traceable to the Kanye West scandal. No one at the company made the connection between the Munich massacre and promoting sneakers in the first place?

As for Hadid, her Instagram account prominently features pro-Palestinian posts. Her apology is hidden passive aggressively in her Instagram Stories. Her father and sister have toned down their accounts, but the reality is, these people are indeed antisemitic and they doth protest too much. She also spells ‘waver’ wrong.

“Deadpool and Wolverine” Puts Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” Back on the Singles Chart 35 Years Later

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Madonna hasn’t had a chart hit for quite some time — like years, really.

But today, her 1989 song, “Like a Prayer,” is number 43 on iTunes.

The song appears in the movie, “Deadpool and Wolverine.” But I told you last week that “Like a Prayer” is not on the “D&W” soundtrack album.

Madonna wouldn’t allow the inclusion. Instead, she’s releasing a 35th anniversary version of the “Like a Prayer” album this fall.

So, to paraphrase, “Life is a mis-er-ee.”

Just ahead of “Like a Prayer” at 39 is “Bye Bye Bye” by NSync. That song is included on the soundtrack.

Will Madonna include the “D&W” remix on her anniversary album? Doesn’t seem like it. She is tone deaf when it come to contemporary marketing, which is odd because she was so good at it when she was younger.

Kevin Costner’s Disastrous “Horizon” Still Playing Nightly at One Drive-in In Upstate NY

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No one has told the folks in Amenia, New York that Kevin Costner’s “Horizon” is out of theaters.

The $100 million flop Civil War western is playing in just one theater in America — the Four Brothers Drive In. The three hour film is on every night this week at 10:55pm according to their website.

Otherwise, “Horizon” ended its theatrical run last Thursday after 28 days and a total gross of $28 million.

Warner Bros. moved it to home video last week. Initially “Horizon” was number 1 among home movies. But now iTunes lists it at number 4 after just a few days.

For Costner, “Horizon” gives him a hat trick, a trio of huge career flops that also includes “Waterworld” and “The Postman.” One day there’ll be a film festival for all of these, aimed at insomniacs.

Amenia looks like a bucolic place. The population is 4,314. Four Brothers is a Drive-in, which means teens can hit “Horizon” on late dates and do what they will without paying much attention to the screen. Parents will know where they are from 11pm to 2am. So it all works out. Unless someone asks about the plot.

Box Office UPDATED: “Deadpool and Wolverine” Did $6 Mil Better than Reported

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“Deadpool and Wolverine”? Ever hear of it?

Over the weekend, the Marvel MAD Magazine send up did better than reported yesterday. The total was $211 million, not $206 million.

This makes the Ryan Reynolds-Hugh Jackman comedy the sixth highest opening weekend film of all time.

For Disney, “D&W” Was key. Along with “Inside Out 2,” from Pixar, they have two gigantic successes for the year. They don’t need anything else.

Will there be a sequel to “D&W”? There will have to be. Another “Deadpool and —” movie, I suppose, with Jackman reprising his role and maybe another Marvel star. Or more from the Greek chorus of Marvel losers who turned up in this one.

Anyway, watch this week as everyone who went to “D&W” over the weekend goes back and sees it again, because that’s the plan. There are a lot of Easter eggs to catch on second and third viewings.

PS No word yet on how much merch has been sold.

Watch the Hilarious Trailer for Kevin Smith’s New Coming of Age Film, “The 4:30 Movie”

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As a long time Kevin Smith fan, I’m thrilled to see the trailer for his new film, “The 4:30 Movie.”

The coming of age story looks great from the very funny trailer. Smith has cast a bunch of newcomers but added in a lot of cameos from friends like Justin Long, Rosario Dawson, Jason Biggs, and Ken Jeong.

Saban Films will release “The 4:30 Movie” on September 13th.

Let’s Go! “Deadpool and Wolverine” $205 Mil Weekend, Biggest R Movie Opening Ever — Plus Downey Back in “Avengers”

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Before this weekend, the biggest R rated movies opening weekends were the two “Deadpool” Movies.

But now “Deadpool and Wolverine” has opened to $205 million, far eclipsing the previous releases. Number 1 used to be $132 mil for the first “Deadpool” in 2016.

No more.

“D&W” is a triumph for Marvel, which one release this year. They shouldn’t have any trouble getting to a billion dollars domestically.

Internationally, “D&W” has another $115 million logged, with more receipts coming in.

Is it a great movie? No. Is it a memorable souvenir for superhero fans? Yes. Will it have a sequel? Undoubtedly, although next time the stakes will be higher.

How important is Marvel to an actor’s career? Yesterday at the San Diego Comic Con, the studio announced that Oscar winner Robert Downey, Jr will return to the fold in a new Avengers movie.

Downey was killed as off in his role as Tony Stark/Iron Man in “Avengers: Endgame.” But now he’ll play Dr. Doom in “Avengers: Doomsday.” Will the other Avengers recognize him? Who cares! This isn’t “Oppeneheimer,” you know!

Hamptons Last Night: Alec Baldwin, Blythe Danner, Richard Kind, Edie Falco Directed by Bob Balaban in One Act Plays

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Last night in the Hamptons: The great character actor and director Bob Balaban assembled a group of star actors to perform a collection of post-pandemic short plays to consider “The Pursuit of Happiness.” The ensemble included Alec Baldwin, Edie Falco, Blythe Danner, Jim Bracchitta, Steven Wallem, and Richard Kind.

Begging the question: is it too soon to laugh about the pandemic year, 2020, a collection of short plays by masterful playwrights, did just that in the first of two one-nighters at the newly renovated Guild Hall in East Hampton.

Baldwin kicked off the staged reading with “Mr. Happiness” by David Mamet, a Dear Abby meets Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, an advice guru — which he performed with a stage-y voice only Alec Baldwin could muster.

Blythe Danner — for a Neil LaBute piece from his “10 x 10 Monologues,” about a woman of a certain age contemplating her current plan to go off for a weekend with a handsome stranger — said after the show in Guild Hall’s green room, that she merely read it straight, not trying to act at all. The result was so wistful and moving that even this playwright’s words which are often not respectful to women came off as a true insight into the female psyche.

Lynn Grossman’s play “The Keepsake” took on the subject of memory and its lapses during the COVID era. As performed by Richard Kind, this was the longest and most direct evocation of the virus and its aftermath, still uncharted. Grossman said she wrote the play with Richard Kind in mind as perfect to perform its manic ins and outs of memory and ending with a recitation of a Shakespeare sonnet.

Of course, and as was true for 2020, the actors all seemed well suited for these mini-plays. Said Grossman — quoting Mike Nichols — if you get the right actors, you don’t have to direct them. This may be the secret for this perfect night of theater. Although Balaban added, the actors kept dropping out, sick. With the new variations of COVID? Yes.

The gang is back tonight — sans Baldwin — with more plays and stars.

UPDATE: Bette Midler-Susan Sarandon “Fabulous Four” Found Dead with $1 Mil Weekend, 48 Producers Drown

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BREAKING: “Deadpool and Wolverine” Becomes Biggest R Rated Opening Weekend Ever!

Yesterday, I reported “The Fabulous Four” missing, and on a milk carton.

This morning, Bleecker Street reported the Bette Midler-Susan Sarandon “comedy” was found dead.

Cause of death: no business. Total box office for three days: $1 million.

It’s a total write off for a movie that has no screenplay. The actors have no chemistry. Nothing makes sense. It’s a reunion of four college gals, two of whom are a dozen years older than the others.

Sarandon is supposed to be playing a heart surgeon and is dumb as a rock. The only thing the movie could capitalize on now is that it has a big subplot about cats. Dr. Susan is a cat lady. If the producers could afford to take out an ad, they could rebuke JD Vance on that topic!

Well, too bad. Midler and Sarandon couldn’t do publicity together, Bleecker had one little screening for a premiere. Midler is said to have left the country on vacation to avoid the whole mess. “The Fab Four” will go straight to streaming and airplanes. And thus it was.

The big losers besides the 48 investors: TikTok, which is promoted throughout.

Billy Joel Turns the Lights Back Off as He Stops Playing New Song at Shows

Let’s Go! “Deadpool and Wolverine” $205 Mil Weekend, Biggest R Movie Opening Ever — Plus Downey Back in “Avengers”