Looking for a nice Christmas gift for local psychopath?
Forget about popcorn buckets. Here’s a whole new batch of merch.
May I recommend a website called StudioForge.com?
They sell shiny very sharp butcher knives branded from Warner Bros. studios.
The movies included are “Superman,” “Lord of the Rings,” “Masters of the Universe,” and “Batman.”
The latter 8″ knife, called “The Gotham City Edge,” is totally sold out. It was priced to sell at $599.00.
But there seem to be plenty of KISS star Gene Simmons’ $1100 Hellfire Demon Meat Axe. (I’m not kidding.)
Aside from the Simmons knife, the others are all licensed from Warner Bros. So the promise is there for some “Dunes” weapons down the line. Since Warner Bros. own the Looney Tunes brand, why not something from “Coyote vs. Acme”?
I particularly like the $999.99 “Lord of the Rings” Flame of Udun set up, described thusly: “A collector blade crafted from 110 layer damascus steel, rising from a resin-sculpted, hand-painted Balrog™ statue. Wreathed in fire powered by concealed LED lights, its glows on your shelf after dark.”
What could possibly go wrong?
Limited to just 750 pieces worldwide, this Superman™ Edition is a once-only release. When they’re gone, they’re gone for good. Secure yours before it disappears.
— StudioForge Official (@studioforgeofc) August 21, 2026
