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Exclusive: ‘The Road’ with Viggo and Charlize May Surprise

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mortensen viggo 300x214 Exclusive: The Road with Viggo and Charlize May SurpriseThe Road” is finally here.

The John Hillcoat movie based on the bestseller by Cormac McCarthy is finally being shown, slowly, to a handful of people. Scheduled for last year but then held because special effects weren’t ready, “The Road” will surface in October.

“The Road” comes from the Dimension side of the Weinstein Company, not always my favorite place. It was home earlier this year to the dreadful “Soul Men.” But “The Road” was also made by another group, Mark Cuban’s 2929 Productions. It was acquired by Dimension, but really seems like a regular Weinstein movie.

Hillcoat has done justice to McCarthy’s Pulitzer Prize winner. “The Road” is elegiac and moving, artful and yet suspenseful. No, it’s not a raucous good time. It can be thoughtful and grim. But here’s the interesting thing: Viggo Mortensen’s performance as a father walking through a post-apocalypse America with his young son is just fascinating. It stays with you long after leaving the theater. Mortensen is that good.

There aren’t a lot of other actors in “The Road.” Charlize Theron is very good as Viggo’s wife, in flashbacks. Both Robert Duvall and Guy Pearce make cameo appearances. Eleven-year-old (he’s 13 now) Kodi Smit-McPhee is just right as the couple’s son.

What Hillcoat and screenwriter Joe Penhall do is accurately capture McCarthy’s tone and lauguage. This isn’t easy to do. “The Road” is a bleak trip, told in muted blacks, blues, and grays. There are no blue skies after whatever caused the apocalypse (is it nuclear war? we don’t know. Everything left, including the trees, is dying.)

So what Dimension will have to do is establish an audience for “The Road.” It opens wide in October, rather than platform the release. This should work just in getting the curious in all at once. Mortensen will be on a lot of top 10 and awards lists, and that should help, too. Depending on how the year shakes out, he could be a formidable contender.

“The Road” also has a cult quality, which could add to its mystery. The hold up from last year was to finish the effects, and they were well worth it. A whole city is painted out to reflect destruction. The sky is a miserable, darkening entity. But the scenes I liked best were ones where Mortensen takes his son back to the home he grew up in ‘ now abandoned. Hillcoat has made a little piece of art. You can’t ask for much more than that.

Sting Connects Dots on Tonight’s ‘Philanthropist’

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When you see British matinee idol James Purefoy swing into action tonight on NBC’s “The Philanthropist,” you will also hear Sting’s “Englishman In New York” playing in one of the scenes.

There’s a good reason: the equally British superstar rocker is responsible for this show coming into being. It was Sting and wife Trudie Styler who introduced Boston philanthropist Bobby Sager to TV producer Charlie Corwin. In the mix was also NBC programming chief Ben Silverman, who the couple have known since he was a tyke.

The result is the Indiana Jones-James Bond version of Sager, although in real life this real philanthropist has a strong Boston accent, a beautiful wife and two great kids. Purefoy’s charming Teddy Rist is a divorced cad with a deceased little boy and an ex wife (George Clooney’s ex, Krista Allen) and a lover (Neve Campbell).

At last night’s premiere at the Paley Center in New York, Sager ‘ who’s a flamboyant character on any occasion ‘ was the sane one during a Q&A session. Others on the panel were director Peter Horton (Gary from ‘thirtysomething’), writer Tom Fontana, his producing partner Barry Levinson, and Purefoy. Sager reminded the gathered crowd ‘ an eclectic mix that included director/artist Julian Schnabel and “Honeymooners” actress Joyce Randolph ”that the show is actually about ‘ hey ‘ philanthropy.

“It’s all about baby steps,”’ Sager reminded the crowd. “If everybody takes one, that’s how you can make it work.” Through his Sager Family Foundation in Boston, the real Teddy Rist has been busy helping with the rebuilding of Rwanda, for example. He’s there several times a year.

Meantime, “The Philanthropist” is one of the few network dramas that looks great, and shows some real ingenuity. It was really shot in Mozambique and other African locales. The next seven episodes are also on location, and couldn’t be more original. Horton told the audience at the Q&A, “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the description. It’s not about hospitals or the police. I said, Are they really going to do this on network TV?”

P.S. In between the screening at the Paley Center and a big celebratory dinner downtown at El Quijote next to the Chelsea Hotel, Sting surprised Central Park music lovers. He walked over to the Bandshell to hear pal Andrea Griminelli, the famed flutist, play several Bach pieces. When Griminelli was finished, Sting whisked him downtown for paella and Sangria. Today, Griminelli is on a plane for Seoul, South Korea to play at a private gig underwritten by Prada, Sting is back in the studio finishing his Christmas release, “If On A Winter…”

Here is Griminelli, from Luciano Pavarotti’s funeral.

John Edwards: Baby Mama Surprised About Book

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I am told that Rielle Hunter, the former girlfriend and putative baby mama of ex-Senator John Edwards, was surprised yesterday. She learned, along with the rest of us, that an old friend was selling her out.

The Daily Beast’s Sara Nelson got hold of a book proposal by Andrew Young, the former Edwards campaign worker who claimed he was the father of Hunter’s now 18-month-old daughter, Frances. Of course, no one believed him and in time it was revealed ‘ not by Edwards ‘ that the Senator was the father.

Young says in the proposal what everyone kinda knew: Edwards associate Fred Baron, now deceased, paid Young to say he was the father, to have Hunter live with him and his family, and then go with her to a house in Santa Barbara when the baby was born.

But last October, Baron died, suddenly from cancer. The whole project fell apart. With Baron gone, Edwards disavowed Young. He was, to use a phrase from the current vernacular, “thrown under the bus.” Hunter and baby moved in with a friend. She still awaits a settlement and acknowledgment from Edwards.

Hunter, I’ve been told, was shocked to hear about Young’s proposal. But of course, Young was never a saint. In his history: check forgery and DUI, according to published reports.

The cover-up over Hunter’s baby is amazing, to say the least, for a politician who prided himself on honesty. Since it started, Baron is dead, Young was used and now feels his reputation ‘ such as it was ‘ is in tatters. The little girl has no father. And Edwards allowed his wife, Elizabeth, to publish her book, “Resilience,” which manifested itself in a barrage of embarrassing publicity that no one believed.

Three weeks after publication, “Resilience” was gone from USA Today’s Top 150 Bestselling Books. It got as high as number 19. The book ‘ which should have been called “Denial” ‘ is listed in the 500s on amazon.com.

For the record: this Andrew Young we speak of is not the former mayor of Atlanta or famed politician. When I ran into the real Andrew Young last August at the Democratic convention in Denver, he and his wife were each amused by the idea. “I said, I wondered what you were doing with your free time,” joked Mrs. Young.

Rosie Going Off Broadway This Fall

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Rosie O’Donnell has plans to be on Broadway and off it very soon.

Recently O’Donnell announced a production of “Babes in Arms” for the Great White Way, but that won’t arrive for some time.

The bigger news is that she will likely be in the opening cast of Nora Ephron’s six woman, Off Broadway production of her comedy, “Love, Loss, and What I Wore” when it premieres this fall off Broadway.

“Love Loss” had a trial run last February at the Daryl Roth Theater near Union Square. Joy Behar and Marian Seldes were in that cast. The night I saw it, Marlo Thomas was in the audience.There was talk that Christine Baranski had already asked to be in the opening official cast.

In fact, “Love Loss” should be the new “Vagina Monologues,” with star actresses clamoring to be included in the rotating casts. Imagine all the Ephron movie ladies lined up for chances, from Meg Ryan and Julie Kavner to Meryl Streep and Amy Adams from her about to be released “Julie and Julia.”

Meantime, Rosie’s appearance should bring the show the needed publicity for a big opening. (Hey ‘ how about Rosie and her old “View” mates reunited for a months’ run?) O’Donnell will stay busy until then. She and pal Cyndi Lauper hit the road beginning July 30th for a summer tour. Rosie opens the night with her ferociously funny stand up comedy act ‘ not to be missed.

Are U2, Pop Acts Getting Blacklisted?

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There’s something ugly going in the world of pop music and radio that maybe you don’t know about, and it’s not fun.

After 50 years, there’s an actual Performance Royalty bill going through Congress. The act would provide that performers get paid every time they’re played on the radio. Believe it or not, for all these years of rock and roll, the only people getting money when a song is played on the radio are the composer and publisher.

This means that everyone from Elvis to Frank Sinatra to Celine Dion and Beyonce ‘ singers who don’t write their own songs ‘ get zip from radio play. Of course, people who wrote their own songs ‘ like the Beatles or Stevie Wonder ”and sang them, too, only receive a writer’s royalty.

Radio ‘ pop, rock, country, R&B, all of it ‘ has lived for free for over five decades. Now several members of Congress are trying to help them.

Radio companies are not pleased. They are advertising heavily against this. Here in New York., I’ve heard commercials on both WINS and WCBS AM intended to scare listeners with misinformation. “Someone is trying to take your free radio away from you.” is how they put it. In fact, no one is suggesting that. But it sounds good.

MusicFirst is the lobbying organization fighting for the artists. They have just filed a complaint with the FCC. They claim that they can’t buy similar airtime on radio stations to plead their case. Surprise! On top of that, MusicFirst is gathering evidence that artists who back the Performance Royalty Act are being blacklisted. Their songs aren’t being played on the radio.

U2 may be the test case for this complaint. Their lead single from their new album. “Get Your Boots On,” got little radio play. It pretty much killed off their newest album. No one from U2 has made the accusation. But little by little, sources say, people are figuring this out.

Older performers from Motown and other labels are already attending so-called Town Meetings around the country, explaining the situation. They’re brave, but have nothing to lose: radio has already exploited them for 50 years. It will take contemporary artists to stand up and demand the passing of this act before radio will take this seriously. I do mean everyone on the top 40 right now, from Beyonce and Britney to Nickelback and Eminem.

Radio ‘ in the form of their lobbying group, the National Association of Broadcasters ‘ will take the position that the artists “owe” them the music for free, that playing it sells copies of CDs and concert tickets. But the proof is in the pudding: CD sales are nil, and downloads don’t make up for them. The concert business is great if you’re a current act, but if you’re new, marginal, or old, depending on ticket sales for income could have dire consequences.

One look at the artists who tour and tour and tour should shed light on the problem. Cher is the best example. She’’s never written a song, and never been paid a royalty. She hasn’t sold a CD in a major way in more than a decade. To make money, she tours. Her retirement tour went on for years. Now she’s installed in Vegas. Believe it or not, Cher is 64 years young. It’s not like she can do this forever.

Tina Turner is another good example. Last winter, at age 69, she took America by storm with a high priced, quick tour. Why? No royalties. She didn’t write “Proud Mary” or “What’s Love Got to Do with It?” She must sell tickets to earn an income. It’s that simple.

And Cher and Tina are at the high end. What about performers who can’t tour, or don’t perform any more? Meanwhile their music plays 24/7 on the radio. “Classic Hits” and “Oldies” radio is free’to the radio stations that program it. It generates income only for them ‘ in commercials. That’s money that artists have never shared. Until, maybe now.

So MusicFirst will continue to host Town Meetings, and to investigate blacklisting. And artists are going to be called on more and more in the next few months to step up and represent their colleagues.

Oprah’s School Model: Rich Girls Gone Wild

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winfrey oprah 263x300 Oprahs School Model: Rich Girls Gone WildIs Oprah Winfrey supporting a very high-end finishing school for girls who terrorize and ridicule each other?

Winfrey’s very generous in her support of charities. Under her name, three funds totaling hundreds of millions of dollars dole out money to needy causes.

Among them: Miss Porter’s School in Connecticut, the fanciest of all girl’s finishing schools in the United States, alma mater of Jackie Kennedy. And recently profiled in Vanity Fair. Why? A group of girls have named themselves ‘ quite unfortunately for Winfrey ‘ the “Oprichniki.” They’re named not for the talk show host but after Tsar Ivan the Terrible‘s secret Russian police in the late 1500s. Vanity Fair says they’re the equivalent of Yale University’s famous secret society, “Skull & Bones.”

It’s important to note that Ivan’s wife, Maria, is credited in history with suggesting he set up this secret, violent police squad. Oprah should be so proud.

The magazine details the horrors the Oprichniki levels against its enemies at Miss Porter’s. According to the report, a former student ‘ accused of cheating ‘ is now suing the school claiming the Oprichniki terrorized and mocked her mercilessly. Their hazing practices are just a little more awful than the process of getting booked on ‘Oprah.’

What’s incredibly interesting about this: Oprah modeled her eponymous Leadership Academy in Johannesburg after Miss Porter’s. She sent her niece, Chrishaunda Lee, there in the 1990s. And Oprah ‘ who reportedly is taking her entire television crew on a Mediterranean cruise ‘ is in the middle of giving Miss Porter’s a $1 million donation.

There are three Oprah charities. The biggest one is the Oprah Winfrey Foundation. All three seem to only file tax returns in odd numbered years. The last filing available, which I reported on in my old column, was for 2005 but it wasn’t ready until 2007. The newest and only one since then is for 2007. According to it, the fair market value of the Oprah Winfrey Foundation’s assets is just over $234.4 million, up from $172 million in 2005. The foundation disbursed $1.8 million to about a dozen educational institutions in 2007, including the annual donation to Miss Porter’s and $250,000 to its African American counterpart, Maxine Mimms Academies of Tacoma, Washington.

The second charity is the Oprah Winfrey Operating Fund, with $69.2 million in total assets and has recently changed its name to reflect its primary recipient: the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy Foundation.

And then there’s the Angel Network, with $21 million in assets. Angel Network gave away over $5 million in 2007, to a variety of groups in southern Africa, as well as to organizations in Mississippi, including Habitat for Humanity. She also donated $300,000 to the American Library Association.

So it’s the continued interest in Miss Porter’s, and its connection to her Leadership Academy, that skews Oprah’s powerful charity work. There’s also the unfortunate same sounding name of the Oprichniki girls at Miss Porter’s considering the scandals at the Leadership Academy in Johannesburg. Currently, a trial is taking place in Joburg in which a former Academy dorm matron is accused of sexually molesting the girls from the school. The matron, Makopo, has pleaded not guilty. But to combat the bad publicity, this week Oprah arrived on campus with Thandie Newton, Kathy Freston, singer Katy Perry and some other celebrities for a week-long public celebration, open to the press.

Of course, since U.S. media ignores everything from Africa, even Oprah’s visit has remained absent from the pages of the magazines that would otherwise chronicle her weight gain, love life, or hairstyles.

Chris Brown: Career Over?

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chris brown 236x300 Chris Brown: Career Over?Chris Brown copped a felony plea today in the Rihanna case, and got 5 years’ probation plus community service.

It looks like he walked away from his February 8th crime. But not really. The big question now is: What’s left of his career?

Brown records for Jive Records, which is part of Sony Music Entertainment. He’s supposedly been in the studio for the last couple of months. He owes Jive an album. Believe me, they’d like it. Or, would have liked it.

How now to market new music by a singer who’s essentially admitted to beating up his superstar girlfriend?

My sources over at Jive are perplexed. For a while they were talking about a fall release from Brown. But that seems unlikely after today’s events. Brown’s career may be over — not entirely, but for a while.

It’s not like other hip-hoppers haven’t had jail time, convictions, or guilty pleas. Many of them have been rehabilitated. Snoop Dogg has gone from Most Wanted to Most Loved in some circles. Violence has always trailed Diddy, but somehow he’s managed to keep it away from his career.

This incident may be different, though. In all those cases, the alleged victims were anonymous, or unknown, to the public. Rihanna is a big star. There’s ready photographic evidence of Brown’s beating of her. Every time they have to be at a public event, there’s now a court order to keep them 10 yards apart. Imagine a red carpet under those conditions.

The shame of it is that Brown is young and extremely talented. He did a terrible and stupid thing. Now he’s going to need the best p.r. campaign in the world to try and undo this mess — that is, if he wants to continue being a star himself. How long before he’s weeping with Barbara Walters, and letting Oprah berate him on the air?

Good luck, Chris. You’re going to need it.

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Brad Pitt Baseball Movie: Still at Bat

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Brad Pitt was supposed to start shooting a baseball movie tomorrow for Sony/Columbia called “Moneyball.” The director is Steven Soderbergh. The screenplay is from Steve Zaillian. The co-star is newly hot Demetri Martin.

For the moment, though “Moneyball” has been halted. The sets are built, everyone’s in place, but Sony chief Amy Pascal got cold feet at the last minute on Friday night. That’s her prerogative, of course. Sources tell me she was worried that the film’s script — as she read it — didn’t have enough emotional pull.

But insiders from “Moneyball” are hopeful Pascal will change her mind. They think she’s worried that Soderbergh is about to give her one of his minor films, like “The Girlfriend Experience” or “Full Frontal.”

“Not so,” says an insider. “It’s going to have the feel of ‘Erin Brockovich’ or ‘Out of Sight’ ” — Soderbergh’s two biggest commercial hits. “It’s got a major movie star who’s passionate about it. And it’s a come-from-behind, win-win movie.”

Indeed, “Moneyball” sounds intriguing. Soderbergh has already filmed interviews with real baseball players from the 2002 season who watched the Oakland Athletics start at zero and wind up winning their division with an astounding’103-59 record.

The story hinges on owner Billy Beane, whom Pitt is set to play when the filming begins. Beane began the season with no star players, just rookies and leftovers from other teams. As told in the book of the same name by Michael Lewis, Beane used something called sabremetrics to calculate his way to a division championship.

Pascal may have bridled at the fact that Soderbergh plans to use real team players from 2003 mixed in with actors to retell their own story. He’s also using those interviews as documentary interstitials to advance the story. Producers say this is like what Warren Beatty did in “Reds,” but not really. It’s very much in keeping with the way documentary filmmaking has been threaded into feature films in recent years.

“The vision Steven has is great,” says a source, “but it’s not all on the page. He was writing so fast, he didn’t have time to catch up to the production schedule. Amy didn’t see the vision. She may not know that the interviews are only 10% of the film. So much of it will be the magic of just filming the story.”

Baseball movies that work are usually about that magic — especially since you’re filming things that can’t be scripted. “Bull Durham,” “Field of Dreams,” “The Natural” all sort of depend on what happens on the field in order to make the film feel honest.

The “Moneyball” gang now has four options: make’a deal with a currently interested studio, make one with someone else, replace Soderbergh, or have Sony give them the go-ahead to steal home. They do say that former Athletic Scott Hatteberg, 39, who is set to play himself in the movie, will be the hot story when “Moneyball” is finished. Hatteberg is an unsigned free agent this year, and is ready for his close-up.

Don’t believe everything you read about the “Moneyball” budget, either. The total — $50 million — includes about $15 million to Pitt, and a chunk to Soderbergh. I’m told otherwise this a relatively inexpensive film to make. And what a coup for Columbia if they wind up with the “Rocky” of baseball movies starring Brad Pitt.

(Here’s an idea, PS: Why not put this under the Sony Pictures Classics rubric? It could be “Bend It Like Beckham” all over again?)

Did Eddie Murphy Capsize Paramount Execs?

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There are so many reasons John Lesher and Brad Weston are out at Paramount Pictures.

But the straw that probably broke the camel’s back: the Eddie Murphy movie “Imagine That” bombing like there’s no tomorrow.

As of Saturday morning, it’s not even at $10 million after eight days of release. With a $55 million price tag (which means more like $70-$75 million after promotion and partying), this is a disaster.

And it doesn’t make sense. Murphy has a built-in audience when it comes to kid movies like “Dr. Doolittle.” No matter how awful this one was, it should have at least opened big before fizzing out. But “Imagine” was stillborn. On its opening Saturday, it took in only $2.2 million on over 3,000 screens.

And more should be coming out about this Paramount bloodbath shortly. It can’t be a coincidence that just a few days ago came an announcement of Tom Cruise returning to Paramount, at least as a producer, for “Mission Impossible 4.” Lesher was against a Cruise return, and had advocated a “MI” return to roots’a team of spies a la the TV show, and no more Cruise.

But there’s been a chain of developments’J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek” is the hottest hit of the summer. He undoubtedly wanted to do “MI4.” He and Cruise have remained friendly since “MI3.” And so on. When “MI4″ finally takes shape, you can bet that Cruise will be on screen as Ethan Hunt, whether as a solo star or team leader. If Lesher maintained the position that that dog wouldn’t Hunt, it couldn’t have helped his cause.

Oh, for a decade ago when Sherry Lansing ran Paramount. Lansing managed to get a piece of James Cameron’s “Titanic,” which Fox released. She made a fortune for the company. It can’t be lost by anyone at Paramount that Cameron’s “Avatar” is coming, and could be “Titanic” again. Only this time, Paramount has no part of it.

More to come, no doubt…

Bon Jovi Nearly Upstaged by 81-Yr-Old Andy Williams

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The 40th annual Songwriters Hall of Fame dinner and show ‘ held last night at the Marriott Marquis ‘ put to shame forever its much loathed rival, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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Jon Bon Jovi

In a three-hour show produced with panache by Phil Ramone ‘ who also served as announcer ‘ a cross-section of pop, rock, R&;B and country songwriters and performers took the stage and made magic.

Among them: the reunited Rascals, a trio that long ago stopped performing together and couldn’t even be seated together. But Felix Cavaliere and the brothers Eddie and David Brigati managed to put aside their differences for the first time in years. They played “How Can I Be Sure” and “People Gotta Be Free” from their halcyon days on Atlantic Records and won standing ovations.

They weren’t the only reunited group. Crosby, Stills, and Nash saddled up for a haunting “Helplessly Hoping” after James Taylor serenaded the crowd with several of their songs including “Teach Your Children” and “Love the One You’re With.”

Jon Bon Bovi and Richie Sambora gave two of the best speeches of the night accepting their award and playing “Wanted Dead or Alive.” Bon Jovi summed up the night when he said, “The business has changed a lot, but one thing they can’t take away is the song.”

It was a sentiment echoed by songwriter Paul Williams, now head of ASCAP, and Welsh singer Tom Jones, who received a citation for performing other people’s songs. Awards also went to pop team Roger Cook and Roger Greenaway, whose hits included “Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again.” They may have been the surprise stars of the night as they knocked out their own “You’ve Got Your Troubles, I’ve Got Mine” as if they were pop singers, not writers.

Broadway was represented by the composers of “Hair” and “Godspell.” For “Hair,” Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis, Jr. reprised their 1969 hit with the Fifth Dimension of “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In” with cast members from the current Broadway revival leaping onto the stage and into the audience. They’d just finished their nightly show down the street.

Andy Williams

Andy Williams

But the lump in the throat moment of the night really came when Andy Williams, who’ll be 82 this December, sauntered out to sing “Moon River.” Always a little square in the 60s and 70s, Williams has aged remarkably well. He was a little shaky when he first came out on stage, but within minutes he found his groove and sent “Moon River” sailing out over the audience. Even the hippest rock types couldn’t get over it.

And Motown was represented by the songwriting team of Holland-Dozier-Holland, the trio that wrote most of the hits by the Supremes and Four Tops. They left Motown in 1969 to start Invictus Records, where they had more hits with Freda Payne and the Honey Cone. At the time, their split from Berry Gordy was acrimonious. But time heals all wounds, so Gordy was there last night to toast them, and the guys ‘ Eddie and Brian Holland, and Lamont Dozier ‘ were happy to accept. Bebe Winans stood up for them, delivering a soulful rework of “You Can’t Hurry Love.”

Just as Gordy finished his presentation, Richie Sambora, singer Gavin DeGraw, and writer Desmond Child led their table loudly in a spontaneous singalong to HDH’s “How Sweet it Is (to be Loved by You).” Very cool. Elsewhere in the audience I spotted the Beach Boys’ Al Jardine, as well as Revlon chairman Ron Perelman, and a smattering of record company execs.’ In a much hobbled economy, it was to the credit of Hal David and Linda Moran, who run the organization, that the Marriott ballroom was full.

Luckily, the night was long on music and short on speeches. Richie Sambora said that when he met Jon Bon Jovi, he knew he had “it,” whatever “it” was. Rob Thomas jokingly asked Jason Mraz, winner of this year’s Starlight Award for a new generaiton songwriter, “to stop working. You’re too young and too talented.”

Tom Jones ‘ who’s just turned 69 and has grandchildren, he says, in their 20s ‘ sang “It’s not Unusual” and “Green Green Grass of Home” with as much exuberance as if it were 1965 and no time had passed at all. He got some rueful laughs observing: “Without the song, we’d just be box boys at Ralph’s Market.”