Sunday, May 5, 2024

Music

UPDATE: Clairo Que No: Manufactured Pop Star, Promoted by Rolling Stone, Fails to Sell or Chart Upon Release

I fell bad for Claire Cottrill, aka Clairo. The 22 year old singer was turned into a commodity by her father, a marketing exec, in...

BTS Replaces Dud Version of “Permission to Dance” with Completely Different Mix Labelled “R&B”

Korean KPop boyband BTS panicked when they realized their single "Permission to Dance" was a dud. Sales for two weeks come to 200,000 despite...

Van Morrison is Mad Northern Ireland is Trying to Stop COVID Spread, Forced to Cancel Concerts

Van Morrison has been forced the government of Northern Ireland to cancel upcoming concerts in Ulster. He's angry that people are being prevented from getting...

“Royals” Singer Lorde Strikes Out Again with New Single, “Stoned at the Nail Salon,” Fails to Chart on iTunes Top 100

Oh Lorde. The New Zealand born pop star, singer of the one hit wonder "Royals," is having as bad a summer on the charts as...

McCartney III Imagined Re-launched Today After April Take Off Crashed (See Video)

It's deja vu all over again. Back on April 16th, Paul McCartney released "McCartney III Imagined," a version of his critically acclaimed  "McCartney III" album...

Kanye West’s Record Label Stays Mum on Release Date of “Donda,” Same Thing Happened One Year Ago This Week

Def Jam Records has no idea what the deal is with Kanye West's Donda album. This morning they sent out a press release saying only...

Kanye Tagged for Ridiculous Overpriced Snack Bar at Non Listening Party: 40 Bucks for a Hot Dog

Kanye West's disastrous non listening party tonight featured a ridiculous over priced snack bar. Forty bucks for a kosher hot dog? Sixty five bucks for...

Deja Vu: Kanye West Lures Fans to Atlanta Stadium, Arrives an Hour Late, and Doesn’t Release Promised Album

The Kanye West listening party is over. Nothing happened. The fans were duped. The album promised, called "Donda," was not released. Thousands packed Mercedes Benz...