Justin Bieber: why does no one take him seriously? He must wonder that, too, when his head isn’t all the way up his own arse.
His latest single, “Hold On,” is a dud, number 21 and falling after a week. His tour isn’t selling. He’s laughable.
And then comes a press release this morning:
JUSTIN BIEBER SOLIDIFIES CROCS AND SOCKS AS MUST-HAVE FASHION PAIRING WITH SECOND COLLABORATION
“Crocs with socks is definitely the move,” said Justin Bieber. “They’re comfortable, they’re fashionable, and most importantly it’s fun to bring your own style to how you wear them. It’s been a blast bringing this latest collaboration with Crocs to life.”
Imagine receiving such an announcement in the 70s from Stevie Wonder or James Taylor. Think of Bono sending this out right before “The Joshua Tree” album.
Songs in the Key of Crocs? Mud Slide Socks?
Justin Bieber is an embarrassment to the music community and to humanity at large.
In sum: “The iconic silhouette comes bundled with a pair of drew house-branded socks, making it official that Crocs and socks are, indeed, better together. The addition elevates the partnership with a cozy vibe that represents Bieber’s style and personality.”
The whole thing is a crock. LOL. At least he’s consistent.
