Politico reports that RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel has tested positive for COVID. She’s been home since Saturday.
McDaniel, like Donald and Melania Trump, mocked the seriousness of COVID, wearing masks, and social distancing. And now she’s got it, too.
To quote John Lennon, “Instant karma’s gonna get you.”
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is said to have mild symptoms from the virus. “He feels like he might want to tell the truth,” says no one.
Melania Trump is asymptomatic. “Her blood temperature as a vampire is too cold to get symptoms,” not a single spokesperson said.
In reality, the First Lady now says she has mild symptoms.
Thank you for the love you are sending our way. I have mild symptoms but overall feeling good. I am looking forward to a speedy recovery.
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) October 2, 2020
Their 14 year old son, Barron, who coughed all over the house on purpose, tested negative.
Who’s next? Kellyanne Conway sounds good. So does Sean Hannity. We’ll wait and see.
