Yeah. You wait for this stuff to happen then it’s comedy gold.
Harry Styles has launched a pair of earplugs he’s selling for $39.
They aren’t ear pods. They’re for blocking out loud music.
I mean, do I have to say it? It’s a sign of the times, to quote Harry.
This way, we don’t have to listen to his music.
They’re called Loops, and they look like earrings. They’re made by a company called Pleasing.
I will find them very pleasing.
Sorry, the jokes just write themselves.
Oy vey.
Pleasing says it’s also made these things for professional racing, which makes sense. If they did a Trump brand, that would be welcomed. But why oh why for a musician?
Harry’s next single will be called “Listen No More.”
Just kidding, Harry! We always hear you!
