Deadline has this exclusive, and I’m happy to credit them.
Alec Baldwin, Mickey Rourke, Nick Cannon, and Tara Reid have made a movie together. It’s called “Hollywood Heist. A first time director called Mike Hatton was behind the camera.
It’s hard to imagine a worse collection of people in a movie. Was the purpose to shoot a D movie? They’ve certainly accomplished that.
Of course, “Hollywood Heist” could turn out to be a surprise hit. But first you’d have to convince people to see it at all.
And imagine the press interviews. Baldwin is currently being exonerated from involuntary manslaughter charges. Cannon, who went through an antisemitism scandal last year, is fathering children by the dozen. Rourke, whose face is unrecognizable, only appears in D movies. Tara Reid is not exactly Jessica Chastain. She has a resume equal to Rourke’s for the last two decades.
See you at the Razzies!
