Melania Trump, current holder of the title Most Ridiculous Person in the World, is publishing a memoir on October 8th.
It’s called “Me, Melania, I Don’t Care About You.” It comes from Skyhorse Publishing, winner of the Bennett Surf Award for fewest words between covers.
Today Melania released a new Twitter video for the book which indicates the book is just campaign propaganda. She says the 2020 election created a lot of problems including “the price of gasoline.”
“Melania” will be listed under historical fiction.
We still don’t know who wrote this thing, but October 8th should really be declared a national holiday. This is the comic relief we need so badly.
Subjects not included: Stormy Daniels, E. Jean Carroll, 34 felony convictions, how Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama, the Be Best campaign, or fraternizing with the Secret Service.
PS I know you’re not supposed to belittle accents, but the voice sounds like it was done by Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Now I want the audio book!
PS Melania, since you don’t drive and have never, er, pumped gas, let me tell you: I’m paying $3.69 per gallon for the 89 grade, same as I did 10 years ago.
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— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) September 8, 2024
