EXCLUSIVE Melania Trump announced recently she was writing the story of her life in book form.
The book is now set for publication on October 1st from Skyhorse Books, which publishes marginal celebrities who can’t get a real publisher.
The public, so far, doesn’t seem excited. “Melania” is number 9,302 on amazon.com.
The book will come out a month away from the presidential election. It could help her hand’s campaign or hurt it depending on how it holds up to fact checking scrutiny.
Advance quotes on the amazon order page come from a rogue’s gallery of nitwits including Kellyanne Conway, Dana Perino, and Nikki Haley. There’s also a quote from Brigitte Macron, First Lady of France, that looks unauthorized and has nothing to do with the book.
Melania will likely not be telling the story of how her husband cheated on her when she was pregnant, with an adult porn star, or that Trump lost a hush money to case to that woman. She will not be addressing his consequent 34 count felony convictions, or how she started modeling in Slovenia and met Trump while he was married to Marla Maples. She will not talk about where she lives, why she has nothing to do with Trump’s campaign, or where her son is going to college.
Can’t wait!
