Saturday, December 14, 2024

Barron Trump, 18, Manchurian Candidate in Training, Trotted Out at Political Rally: “He’s never done this before”

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Will Barron Trump remain silent forever?

The solemn 18 year old was trotted out by his father, Donald, last night at a politically rally. Barron looked fairly uninterested in applause from a bunch of uneducated, right wing nut jobs. When he was introduced, Barron stood and waved wanly. His face registered the excitement of a cauliflower.

The 18 year old does not speak. Almost no one has heard his voice. Donald says Barron got into “every school” he wanted, but doesn’t give specifics. Is Barron going to college this fall? My guess is, No. They will say he’s taking a gap year because of the election. They figure, later, everyone will forget.

So far Barron is dressed to look like a mammoth six foot seven version of his father– same clothes, same hair cut as a young Donald. Will he have a rebellious phase? No, not if the meds are handled properly.

Witness the Manchurian Candidate:

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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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