Celebrity sex pot Megan Fox has “written” a book. Of Poetry. It’s called
“Pretty Boys are Poisonous.”
Look, we need this right now. The world is at war. It’s a very tense moment. America is divided– some people want a man standing trial in four places to be elected again to the presidency. Sanity and intelligence are no longer a given.
So Megan Fox — in a very Trumpian way — wants to be poet laureate. I say, let her. At this point, civilization is over. RFK Jr is polling well in red states. Megan Fox may be our way out. Or Kennedy’s choice for Vice President.
Eugene Pask produces a show called “Celebrity Autobiography.” I can’t wait til it’s back, with Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, and now Megan Fox. As long as her cleavage is good, Megan Fox can rhyme away.
Here’s her into: