Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Madonna, 64, In Pigtails, No Eyebrows, Waxy Skin, Announces World Tour in Disgusting Video with Amy Schumer, Jack Black

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What is it with Madonna? Why can’t she class it up?

She’s announced a world tour for this summer in video featuring a disgusting conversation with her, comedian Amy Schumer, and actor Jack Black. It’s not funny or smart or cute. She’s 64 and acts like prurient pre-teen.

Add to that the fact that she looks extremely weird. She wears pigtails (Lene Lovich, circa 1979), has no eyebrows, and her skin seems waxy. What she doesn’t seem to get is, aside from hardcore fans, the general audience isn’t interested in this approach.

Will this be her final bow? The only people who hope not are all the songwriters who wrote her hits and will get paid. Madonna is promising all greatest hits, many of them were written by other people.

The domestic tour features two nights each in New York and Los Angeles, with stops in all major markets.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedmanhttps://www.showbiz411.com
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.
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