Thursday, April 18, 2024

People’s Choice Awards LOL Hilariously Awful Winners Start with “Don’t Worry Darling” and The Kardashians

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The People’s Choice Awards are literally something from the multiverse, the Donald Trump of awards shows. They’re not voted on by anyone. They’re constructed, like the American Music Awards, from whole cloth, publicists, and marketing campaigns.

Winner of Best Drama Movie was the much derided “Don’t Worry Darling.” The Movie of 2022 was “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.” Othe winners included the Kardashians, Chris Hemsworth. Elizabeth Olsen, “Grey’s Anatomy,” “Stranger Things,” and so on.

Basically the whole thing is kind of a sad pathetic scam, but it’s like Lucy, Charlie Brown, and the football. The public — maybe 2 million viewers– still fall for it every time. If a celebrity will agree to show up, or show an interest, they’ll win.

So congratulations to everyone involved. A People’s Choice Award is worth less than a bowling trophy.

THE MOVIE OF 2022
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

THE COMEDY MOVIE OF 2022
The Adam Project

THE ACTION MOVIE OF 2022
Top Gun: Maverick

THE DRAMA MOVIE OF 2022
Don’t Worry Darling

THE MALE MOVIE STAR OF 2022
Chris Hemsworth

THE FEMALE MOVIE STAR OF 2022
Elizabeth Olsen

THE DRAMA MOVIE STAR OF 2022
Austin Butler

THE COMEDY MOVIE STAR OF 2022
Adam Sandler

THE ACTION MOVIE STAR OF 2022
Elizabeth Olsen

THE SHOW OF 2022
Stranger Things

THE DRAMA SHOW OF 2022
Grey’s Anatomy

THE COMEDY SHOW OF 2022
Never Have I Ever

THE REALITY SHOW OF 2022
The Kardashians

THE COMPETITION SHOW OF 2022
The Voice

THE MALE TV STAR OF 2022
Noah Schnapp

THE FEMALE TV STAR OF 2022
Ellen Pompeo

THE DRAMA TV STAR OF 2022
Mariska Hargitay

THE COMEDY TV STAR OF 2022
Selena Gomez

THE DAYTIME TALK SHOW OF 2022
The Kelly Clarkson Show

THE NIGHTTIME TALK SHOW OF 2022
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

THE COMPETITION CONTESTANT OF 2022
Selma Blair

THE REALITY TV STAR OF 2022
Khloé Kardashian

THE BINGEWORTHY SHOW OF 2022
Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

THE SCI-FI/FANTASY SHOW OF 2022
Stranger Things

THE MALE ARTIST OF 2022
Harry Styles

THE FEMALE ARTIST OF 2022
Taylor Swift

THE GROUP OF 2022
BTS

THE SONG OF 2022
About Damn Time – Lizzo

THE ALBUM OF 2022
Midnights – Taylor Swift

THE COUNTRY ARTIST OF 2022
Carrie Underwood

THE LATIN ARTIST OF 2022
Becky G

THE NEW ARTIST OF 2022
Latto

THE MUSIC VIDEO OF 2022
Anti-Hero – Taylor Swift

THE CONCERT TOUR OF 2022
BTS

THE COLLABORATION SONG OF 2022
Left and Right – Charlie Puth and BTS

THE SOCIAL CELEBRITY OF 2022
Selena Gomez

THE SOCIAL STAR OF 2022
MrBeast

THE COMEDY ACT OF 2022
Kevin Hart: Reality Check

THE GAME CHANGER OF 2022
Serena Williams

THE POP PODCAST OF 2022
Archetypes: Meghan Markle

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedmanhttps://www.showbiz411.com
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.
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