Saturday, July 25, 2026

Too Pooped to Pop: Is that It for Keith Richards? Rolling Stone Posts Clever Video Before Group’s Final Show in Miami

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Keith Richards: the great Rolling Stone has a cheeky sense of humor. He posted a video to Twitter right before the Stones’ final show in Miami on Friday night. It shows a shrine to Jerry Lee Lewis, candles lit. And the audio is Chuck Berry singing “Too Pooped to Pop.” LOL. Keith should be exhausted. This Stones tour– hopefully not the last– was magnificent. These are old men with young hearts thanks to Chuck and Jerry Lee. Keif tired? Never!

TOO POOPED TO POP

Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha King
He cha-cha’s when the band is playin’ rock and roll
He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold
Because he’s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin’ weaker when he tries to do this stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and it’s goin’ to stray
Chicks told Casey, you better move man
This is only a one night stand
Casey wasn’t in time but he was dancin’ awhile
Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style
Because he’s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin’ weaker when he tries to do this stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes…

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Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman is the founder and editor-in-chief of Showbiz411. He wrote the FOX411 column on FoxNews.com from 1999 to 2009, where he covered Michael Jackson, and previously wrote the "Intelligencer" column at New York magazine in the mid-1990s, where he covered the O.J. Simpson trial. He also edited Fame magazine. His bylines have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, the New York Daily News, the New York Post, Vogue, Details, and the Miami Herald. He is a voting member of the Critics Choice Awards (Film and Television branches), and his movie reviews are tracked by Rotten Tomatoes. With D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus, he co-produced the 2002 documentary "Only the Strong Survive," which screened at Directors' Fortnight at the Cannes Film Festival.

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