Saturday, November 9, 2024

Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod, Says on Twitter that Jennifer Lopez, aka JLO, Has Said Yes to Marrying Him and Becoming a Public Brand

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ARod says JLo will marry him.

That’s former Yankee Alex Rodriguez, who missed a year of baseball for doping and lying about it. He will marry Jennifer Lopez, the singer who doesn’t really sing. Together they are a brand. Will they actually marry? I say Yes, at the Plaza Hotel, with a massive media build up. It will last 18 months maximum. That’s my prediction. The wedding should be in the fall. People magazine will buy the rights.

For ARod, is this marriage number 2? For JLo, it’s number 3, right, not counting Ben Affleck and Puffy. I feel hubby no. 2, Marc Anthony, will officiate. People from the Bronx will complain the wedding isn’t at Yankee Stadium or Jimmy’s. No one from the Bronx will be invited. This will be the tone of gossip columns for months to come. JLo will lip synch at the wedding, which will be taped for HBO.

Roger Friedman
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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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