People Magazine Gives Awards More Ridiculous than People’s Choice, Golden Globes
More back slapping and self-congratulating: People magazine gave out awards tonight in Hollywood. This is why I do not live in Hollywood. Kate Hudson was named Role Model of the Year. She’s great, don’t get me wrong, but Kate Hudson divorced once, twice? Children by one, two different guys? Not one decent movie since “Almost Famous” in 2000? Jennifer Aniston got Movie Performance of the Year for an actress. This is for the dreadful “Cake.” She was better than Julianne Moore, Marion Cotillard, Reese Witherspoon, Emily Blunt or Patricia Arquette? Really? I mean, I am a Jennifer Aniston fan, but this is ridiculous. Why don’t they just call these various awards something like Publicists Promote Whoever Is in Town. Jennifer Lopez is Triple Threat? Like blackmail, murder, kidnap? I’m starting to think we deserve whatever Kim Jong Un is thinking.
Movie Performance of the Year – Actress
Jennifer Aniston
Breakout Star of the Year
Billy Eichner
Television Performance of the Year – Actor
Jon Hamm
Comedy Star of the Year
Kevin Hart
Role Model
Kate Hudson
On Screen TV Couple of the Year
Mindy Kaling and Chris Messina,
Movie Performance of the Year – Actor
Michael Keaton
Model of the Year
Karlie Kloss
Television Performance of the Year – Actress
Lisa Kudrow
Triple Threat
Jennifer Lopez
Next Generation Star
Chloë Grace Moretz
Hero of the Year Award
Nora Sandigo
Style Icon recipient
Gwen Stefani
PEOPLE’s Sexiest Woman
Kate Upton
