Lindsay Lohan Soft Core Porn “Canyons” Total: $30,000
Lindsay Lohan can chalk up “The Canyons” to pre-rehab mania. But the Paul Schrader directed, Brett Easton Ellis soft core porn extravaganza is done at the box office. After debuting last week, this week “The Canyons” box office fell 28%. That makes its total just $30,100.
Coincidentally, that’s the same amount rehab facilities were offering Lohan if she cleaned up with them.
Lindsay topless and looking uncomfortable, real life porn actor James Deen frontless and pantless and unable to perform (I mean act) added up to a disaster of a film that shouldn’t have been made in the first place.
IFC Films took a gamble on it becoming a cult film by paying nothing for “The Canyons.” They got nothing in return. The upside is that Deen goes back to oblivion. Lindsay can focus on turning her career around. There’s no place to go but up after “The Canyons.”
thank you. i love that description!
Only a 2:56 minute long clip and I was bored to tears.
She’s done and the sooner she realizes it the sooner she can try to really straighten herself out. Her parents have lost their meal ticket so they should be prepared to move on also.
There’s no place to go but up after “The Canyons.”
I vaguely remember them saying that about “I know who killed me”.
I can’t understand why she is still out of jail or a mental hospital. Any producer hiring her for anything is an obvious loony.
Righteous bucks!
this girl is a beauty , too bad she is a moral less whore living in a land of make believe
What do I think about Lindsay? Not much
I guess they are saying that a naked Lohan is only worth $30K to a movie’s box office. Great for her resume!
I’d do her…
You fail to mention it only played on 1 screen it’s first weekend and 4 it’s second. You expected a 100 million from that?
Lindsey Lohan is done. This woman is a disaster waiting to happen, sadly no talent and way too much baggage!
friedman is just a nasty, old crank who takes delight in putting other people down. nobody expected this flick to be a big blockbuster. it’s more likely to have a cult status….especially for anybody who has ever spent any time in ‘the canyon’.
I think I like Lindsey better than Roger, while she may be adrift at least she can say she did something good bad or ugly, its better than sitting on your butt all day and criticizing everyone else.
why don’t y’all leave her alone, don’t yo have a life other than following her around
she should just start using the canyons between her legs and ears. porn suits her.
I made the stupid mistake of ordering this piece of junk on cable. A better title for this atrocity would’ve been “Dirtbags,” plain and simple. And, what was director Paul Schrader thinking to accept this job?
What do I think about what?
lol
Re: Karen Black’s best role. Why didn’t you include “You’re a Big Boy Now”?
I’m pretty sure this movie is terrible and that it will be a box office disaster, but your article is a bit disingenuous. The movie was only available on 4 screens nationwide, approximately $2400 per screen, which – compared to nationwide releases – would have put it around #6 for the weekend. Again, I have no doubt the film is Dreck, but a little context might be helpful.
THE KID SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND BECOME A PRO. SHE CAN’T ACT, SHE HAS NO TALENT BEYOND BEING A SLUT, SO WHY NOT GO ALL IN?
time for porn
Should’ve been titled “Craters”…
Ha,ha nobody even wants to see her naked.
May God Exterminate Sodom and its fecal flesh encased demons.
It’s pretty sad when only 3,000 people in America would pay to see her nude.
Frankly, I can’t imagine why she did this, a true downward spiral ever since getting in trouble with the law.
Fantastic, a rehab facility willing to pay someone to be able to help them. What a great country we live in. Get hooked on drugs, screw up your life, get paid to get clean. lol, man, I am in the wrong business.
Lohan who? Deen who? Oh well :-)
poor lindsey just stay in re-hab we are not golng to the movies anyway!