Steven Tyler’s new book, “Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?” is published officially today. And while it doesn’t seem to have a lot of juicy gossip revelations, Tyler does go on and on about a couple of themes: his love of drugs, graphic sex revelations, and his need for groupies to be clean. Yes, that’s right. Despite his massive drug addiction, Tyler is one rock star who likes tidy romps. Tyler writes: “As dirty as my mind is, my body’s pretty clean. Kelly [an assistant] always made sure the girls were in the shower when I got in the room. I liked my pulchritude pristine! I can’t kiss a girl that’s been stage diving with five hundred other guys. I’m very oral and I like clean. Back then, sure, you could’ve gotten gonorrhea, but with one shot of penicillin…see ya. Unlike today, STDs were dime store a dozen in those days. How do you avoid ’em? Screw ’em through Saran Wrap? Nah, if they washed, they were clean. As someone once said, “You ain’t seen nuthin’ till you’re down on a muffin”–and I’m no different.” More to come…
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