Paris Jackson is not pregnant. I am assured of this by Jackson family sources. But really– look around the internet. Not only have idiot bloggers written this. There are “video” reports from stand up clowns speculating about Paris’s pregnancy. A 16 year old toasts with water, and this must mean she’s pregnant. The angle of a telephoto lens is bad, and she must have a baby bump. The internet is now just a sludge fest at this point. Is there really an economy for this crap? If you search for Paris on Yahoo! you’ll see some nitwit young woman in a video from Webpro News– what is this thing? — questioning “Is Paris Jackson pregnant?” Someone else “wrote” the story. Utterly idiotic and ridiculous. Get jobs, ladies. Go to school. Join the Peace Corps. for god’s sake!