Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Britney Spears Poses Naked in A Bathtub Just to See if She Can Embarrass Her Kids More


Britney Spears is posing naked again on Instagram just to see if she can piss off and embarrass her kids.

She’s in a bathtub, back arched, hands covering her nipples, an animated flower over her nether parts.

Spears has two teenage boys who’ve asked her to stop and don’t speak to her because of it. I can’t repost the pictures because the Google Adsense robot ID’s them as sexual content. But I can give you the link to the post. (Trust me, even the word ‘naked’ will trigger Google.)

Britney, a rocket scientist by trade, writes in her caption: “I like to suck…sucking comes easy for me.”

In a more technical sense, she does suck. As a mother.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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